raulblart.bsky.social
@raulblart.bsky.social
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median dem elite: 83 years old, fondly recalls calling cops on vietnam protestors in college. likes to remind people that israel is besieged on all sides by “the arabs.”

median gop elite: 23 years old, got job because the veep liked their 4chan posts, 3rd son of food processing plant oligarch
Dylan Johnson has been appointed assistant secretary of state for global public affairs. He is 27. www.state.gov/releases/off...
January 22, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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Kash Patel going to a big meeting of the intelligence chiefs in England and asking if they can go jet skiing instead of having a normal meeting is really doing a number on my ability to focus
January 22, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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the president wont see your posts making fun of how he's looking these days but your friends whose skin seems to be sloughing off in wet discolored chunks as the psychic weight of their craven wretchedness becomes manifest will
January 22, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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I wasn't sure what to expect from a group of Democratic state AGs, but I definitely was not expecting a long monologue about Ruby Ridge and the Boston Massacre www.theverge.com/policy/86588...
January 22, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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one of the strangest and most frustrating things about being alive today is that we have science and research on basically every issue, but it always gets pushed aside in favor of some guy who thought about it for one minute and thinks he knows the answer
Why is crime falling? We asked the worst and dumbest people in America to explain it
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/22/u...
January 22, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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remember always the poster's credo: no one deserves the benefit of the doubt except me
January 22, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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Keep honking, I'm reloading my double-barreled brass lizard hand-blunderbuss
January 22, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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YOU - Suffering will only make me stronger.

ENDURANCE - It's probably this way of thinking that got you where you are.
January 22, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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marking myself "tentative" for this next meeting because I just ate a big plate of spaghetti
November 20, 2024 at 6:36 PM
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Calling him “Mr. Dilbert” is what sets the Onion apart.
Trump To Europe: ‘Getting Greenland Was Mr. Dilbert’s Final Wish’
January 22, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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like I love what mamdani has done in only 3 weeks its amazing, but it makes me SO MAD because it just confirms that everyone in charge has been sitting with their thumbs up their own asses for NO FUCKING REASON. PEOPLE ARE DYING, HELP US????
January 22, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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Sometimes it’s a good idea to step back and ask yourself whether you’re arguing with someone’s political position or their personality disorder
January 22, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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A dad on patrol this morning is showing off his new egregiously expensive ice-fishing boots that he justified “because I’m standing out here all the time.” Dudes are going to continue rocking until morale improves
January 22, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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Check out the release date trailer for 1348 Ex Voto, an upcoming third-person medieval action game in which you embark on a quest through Medieval Italy as Aeta, an up-and-coming knight tasked with saving those close to her.
January 21, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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Delroy Lindo has finally received his first ever Oscar nomination for his performance in ‘SINNERS’

See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26
January 22, 2026 at 1:40 PM
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found the worst vehicle on earth
January 22, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it
January 22, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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(p1/2)

Lute has an important conversation with

uhh...

#HazbinHotel
October 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Reliable source.
January 22, 2026 at 5:47 AM
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You can feel it, can't you
January 22, 2026 at 11:25 AM
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All these new features on my smartphone are so cool. They're so cool and useful that they need to trick ppl into activating them by accident. That's how u know they're cool
January 21, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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part of it could be that Mamdani is actually out there trying to make childcare free while Schumer makes posts about how avocados are expensive
The pivot from "Mamdani is a political genius for focusing his message almost entirely on affordability" to "Schumer is a political moron for focusing his message almost entirely on affordability" is odd.
January 20, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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I'm joining the war on the elderly on the side of the fucking reaper
January 22, 2026 at 12:18 PM
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I'm so sick of old people!!! This isn't the middle ages where someone living to 70 meant they were a statistical anomaly these people just don't die!
January 22, 2026 at 12:18 PM