han
quixotickoala.bsky.social
han
@quixotickoala.bsky.social
PORTLAND, MAINE
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The Epstein file is the only thing Trump has ever taken his name off of
December 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT get hired because he was a white male, died.
December 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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The White House claims the vote to rename the Kennedy Center was “unanimous.” That is false. I was muted on the call and denied the opportunity to speak or register my opposition. That is not consensus. That is censorship.
December 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Zohran: "I mean, think about when you fly.  We have made it such a difficult experience to go through TSA that there's now a financial incentive to sign up for a separate program that can move you through it quicker. We have monetized the dysfunction."
December 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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FIFA just gave me an EGOT. #humbled #grateful
December 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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it’s not that the number 69 really is all that funny past the age of like twelve. it’s that it’s fun to pretend it is
November 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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(To a reporter while running for president) I would love to bust in your mouth
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.

We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.

Yes, THAT Pope.
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Rape is the distillation of the far-right worldview that Trump embodies: a gleefully sadistic act of domination carried out as fulfillment of a supposedly natural hierarchy. It would be weird if Trump wasn’t a rapist, given his ideological commitments—which is before you get to all the accusations.
i mean c’mon. the president’s best friend was the most notorious pedo in the country’s history who ran a massive child trafficking ring. every bit of circumstantial evidence we have says that trump was a participant. if this were a criminal trial we’d have enough evidence to compel a plea deal.
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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It should be acceptable to interrupt the other person in a conversation if what you have to say is more interesting
November 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.

PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.

DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Teen Vogue took young people seriously. It's impossible to overstate how important, how rare, and how profoundly needed that is.
November 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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All our dads had it right making chili. It’s super easy, hard to mess up, you can do a million different variations of it, turn leftovers into other meals, you can call it your “famous chili” even if you just made normal chili. Incredible invention, the food of myths and legends.
October 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Platner's tattoo was a cause for concern; the way he has reacted to the completely legitimate concern over the tattoo has only caused additional concerns
October 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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There are ten times as many home health aides in the US as there are miners
right. given the numbers, “how to win back the working class” should be as much about care and service workers as hard hats. and yet.
October 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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The problem of course is that women will vote for misogynists, but men won’t vote for women.
October 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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i will be maine’s senator
October 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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it's so odd to me to see people go to bat for a political newcomer like platner. it's not like he's spent years earning our trust. we have very, very few data points about this dude, and one of those data points is "he has a nazi tattoo."
October 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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“oh so you think the east wing being demolished is worse than-“ it’s a synecdoche, man. a visual metaphor. there’s a reason the aliens in Independence Day don’t aim a huge laser at SNAP benefits
October 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM