PrplMonkeyMan
@prplmonkeyman.bsky.social
"... absolute obscenity, sometimes, but not always, tempered by wit, humor, and drollery..." he/him
It's Totoro's fifth Gotcha Day!
November 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
It's Totoro's fifth Gotcha Day!
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my steel pan brings all the boys to maillard
June 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
my steel pan brings all the boys to maillard
If we all band together we can make "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" go number 1 Maggie style
November 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
If we all band together we can make "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" go number 1 Maggie style
Made my friend watch 1961's "The Innocents" and cackled like a demented goblin when he jumped three feet in the air when we got to THAT scene at the window
November 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Made my friend watch 1961's "The Innocents" and cackled like a demented goblin when he jumped three feet in the air when we got to THAT scene at the window
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It's a Chicago holiday
November 1, 2025 at 12:06 PM
It's a Chicago holiday
Happy Halloween Pt2
November 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Happy Halloween Pt2
Happy Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Happy Halloween
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ME: sorry guys my mom said i can’t go trick or treating with you
DRACULA: aw that sucks
WOLFMAN: that bites
CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON: that stinks
DEVIL: that is so not cool
MUMMY: that’s tearable
ZOMBIE: what a rip off
GHOST: boo
DRACULA: aw that sucks
WOLFMAN: that bites
CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON: that stinks
DEVIL: that is so not cool
MUMMY: that’s tearable
ZOMBIE: what a rip off
GHOST: boo
October 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
ME: sorry guys my mom said i can’t go trick or treating with you
DRACULA: aw that sucks
WOLFMAN: that bites
CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON: that stinks
DEVIL: that is so not cool
MUMMY: that’s tearable
ZOMBIE: what a rip off
GHOST: boo
DRACULA: aw that sucks
WOLFMAN: that bites
CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON: that stinks
DEVIL: that is so not cool
MUMMY: that’s tearable
ZOMBIE: what a rip off
GHOST: boo
Ok seriously what the hell even IS 2012's The Raven? Think Edgar Allen Poe X From Hell X Saw X Oliver Stone's JFK with John Cusack channeling latter day Nicholas Cage
October 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Ok seriously what the hell even IS 2012's The Raven? Think Edgar Allen Poe X From Hell X Saw X Oliver Stone's JFK with John Cusack channeling latter day Nicholas Cage
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How do you not love Chicago?
October 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
How do you not love Chicago?
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Elites collapsed and capitulated. Regular people never did. #NoKings
Remember back in January when all these sage politics-knowers were writing about how there had been a vibe shift and now the resistance was over?
lol. lmao.
lol. lmao.
October 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Elites collapsed and capitulated. Regular people never did. #NoKings
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LA: we will fight you.
Chicago: we will fight you.
PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.
Chicago: we will fight you.
PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.
October 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
LA: we will fight you.
Chicago: we will fight you.
PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.
Chicago: we will fight you.
PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
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Taught book 3 of the Aeneid today. After reading about the harpies attacking Aeneas and his crew I am all done with stories about birds massacring mariners. Now time to put on the baseball game and oh god what the fuck this shit again
October 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Taught book 3 of the Aeneid today. After reading about the harpies attacking Aeneas and his crew I am all done with stories about birds massacring mariners. Now time to put on the baseball game and oh god what the fuck this shit again
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I think what's bothering me about all these statements I'm seeing from politicians that are variations of "Israeli hostages and Palestinians are returning to their homes, yay" is that Israelis are returning to their homes and Palestinians are returning to uninhabitable post apocalyptic rubble.
October 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I think what's bothering me about all these statements I'm seeing from politicians that are variations of "Israeli hostages and Palestinians are returning to their homes, yay" is that Israelis are returning to their homes and Palestinians are returning to uninhabitable post apocalyptic rubble.
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The inflatables have made it to Broadview.
October 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The inflatables have made it to Broadview.
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smurfs are the size they are because the lack internal structure. they are closer to gelatinous lichens than they are true fungi. they cannot grow larger without dedicated vasculature in our current oxygen environment. millions of years ago when there was more oxygen they were substantially larger.
October 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
smurfs are the size they are because the lack internal structure. they are closer to gelatinous lichens than they are true fungi. they cannot grow larger without dedicated vasculature in our current oxygen environment. millions of years ago when there was more oxygen they were substantially larger.
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Those are three people in inflatable frog suits.
October 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Those are three people in inflatable frog suits.
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
October 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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The law further specified it be a "major artery"
October 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The law further specified it be a "major artery"
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"where's the left media?" "where's fact-checked reporting?"
lately @teenvogue.com has run profiles: of Assata Shakur's revolutionary history; a 23-year-old Palestinian journalist; what's happening in Chicago's ICE protests; and organizing supporting LGBTQ+ youth
📍 www.teenvogue.com/news-politics
lately @teenvogue.com has run profiles: of Assata Shakur's revolutionary history; a 23-year-old Palestinian journalist; what's happening in Chicago's ICE protests; and organizing supporting LGBTQ+ youth
📍 www.teenvogue.com/news-politics
![Politics
Hurricane Helene Devastated Asheville. A Local LGBTQ+ Organization Is Supporting Youth — With Cash
“We know that [direct cash transfers] are the number one support for preventing youth homelessness.”
By Colleen Hamilton](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tabiejtbwtcxuc2vxmk63uwj/bafkreih25i5jlkwyxj2ht6id23woeu2ycbai75l3lrxj33rkm7bcbocenq@jpeg)
October 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
"where's the left media?" "where's fact-checked reporting?"
lately @teenvogue.com has run profiles: of Assata Shakur's revolutionary history; a 23-year-old Palestinian journalist; what's happening in Chicago's ICE protests; and organizing supporting LGBTQ+ youth
📍 www.teenvogue.com/news-politics
lately @teenvogue.com has run profiles: of Assata Shakur's revolutionary history; a 23-year-old Palestinian journalist; what's happening in Chicago's ICE protests; and organizing supporting LGBTQ+ youth
📍 www.teenvogue.com/news-politics
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The Speaker of the House has firm views that Bad Bunny is a terrible pick for singing at the Super Bowl, but hasn't had time to watch the President's speech to our military leadership or form an opinion whether furloughed federal workers should be paid or Illinois' governor should be thrown in jail.
October 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The Speaker of the House has firm views that Bad Bunny is a terrible pick for singing at the Super Bowl, but hasn't had time to watch the President's speech to our military leadership or form an opinion whether furloughed federal workers should be paid or Illinois' governor should be thrown in jail.
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i have met a number of pigs, including pigs i later went on to eat (we have small farmers in our family) and quite frankly, getting to know pigs has made me feel even less bad about eating them
they would 100% eat us if given the chance
they would 100% eat us if given the chance
October 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
i have met a number of pigs, including pigs i later went on to eat (we have small farmers in our family) and quite frankly, getting to know pigs has made me feel even less bad about eating them
they would 100% eat us if given the chance
they would 100% eat us if given the chance
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Actually @governor.ca.gov has until Friday to sign the bills.
Call his office and demand he sign them.
(916) 445-2841
The hold times were long— they offer a VM option if you can't stay on. Let him know the political price he'll pay if he fails to stand up for a community under attack.
Call his office and demand he sign them.
(916) 445-2841
The hold times were long— they offer a VM option if you can't stay on. Let him know the political price he'll pay if he fails to stand up for a community under attack.
Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
October 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Actually @governor.ca.gov has until Friday to sign the bills.
Call his office and demand he sign them.
(916) 445-2841
The hold times were long— they offer a VM option if you can't stay on. Let him know the political price he'll pay if he fails to stand up for a community under attack.
Call his office and demand he sign them.
(916) 445-2841
The hold times were long— they offer a VM option if you can't stay on. Let him know the political price he'll pay if he fails to stand up for a community under attack.
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This guy is gonna be four Old Styles, an Italian beef, and a deep-dish pizza into an evening and declare undying allegiance to Great Khan Pritzker
I’m not body shaming but I’m also honest this Texas boy is gonna roll through Portillo’s once and switch allegiances
October 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
This guy is gonna be four Old Styles, an Italian beef, and a deep-dish pizza into an evening and declare undying allegiance to Great Khan Pritzker