Cosigned. The chance to FINALLY use my pettiness and disrespect for authority for good? Sign me the fuck up.

Ngl the bartender in me is irrationally bothered that that's clearly a martini and not a margarita.

Hope someone got fired for that blunder, yada yada

Johnathan Bailey has the chance to do the funniest thing right now...

... I'll also accept "Dick in a Box" by Lonely Island

"That Ivor Novello seems a little queer in more ways than one. Geddit? Geddit?"

Iykyk

It's actually a dense philosophical treatise that the human soul is contained within the heart instead of the brain, thus falling firmly on the "nature" side of the "nature vs. nurture" debate.

... or maybe I'm just still hungover from the party last night. I'm not sure which.

... but there's only a 10% chance of that

Also can't forget a murderers row of UK character actors making a valiant attempt at a New England accent yet getting betrayed by their "r" and "l" sounds

How do you not love Chicago?

I think it's less "this election is all it will take to make it fall" and more "we've seen how easy it can be for one loud asshole with a megaphone to start normalizing previously unthinkable shit so let's just cut it off at the knees before it even comes to that"