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Bisexual Panic
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25 | He/him | bisexual | I grieve in stereo | It’s Jack! | Hockey, NFL, CFB | Politics | Goofy Shit
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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youtube needs to label ai slop channels. it won't. but it needs to
December 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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115 Democrats just voted to codify the first federal trans segregation law.
December 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Part of the right wing sales pitch was "Liberals are annoying" but they quickly proved they are infinitely more irritating, it's not even close
we all got cowed into avoiding "virtue signaling" as if the public affirmation of socially agreed upon ethical principles was somehow cringey instead of a significant part of what a "society" even is. now all there's left is vice signaling, and it's reshaping society.
December 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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The woman the media is desperate to cast as a kinder, gentler Nazi, is spending her last month in Congress trying to imprison those who support trans kids.
Marjorie Taylor Greene horse traded her vote on the NDAA for a floor vote for a felony ban on gender affirming care for trans youth that would criminalize parents and doctors for providing evidence based lifesaving care for their children.
December 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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So yeah, whatever algorithm or AI they use for this sucks ass.
Hey remember that whole "Bluesky doesn't have algorithms" thing
December 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Why are we spelling it poasting? Is this another stupid millennial thing I don’t understand? Is it supposed to be funny?
December 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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every time I see an A-list actor in an ad for some slot machine phone game, I think about how Bill Murray's character in Lost in Translation doing advertisements is framed as basically the highest form of humiliation an actor could go through.
December 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The amount of ISU fans I’m seeing say “oh we’ll be fine don’t worry” is baffling to me lol. We’re in an awful fucking spot to be in rn. The Big 12 is already starting to lose relevance, and we’re very late in the cycle as we start looking for someone else.
December 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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oi a gorblins done nicked me amulet
December 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Two independent studies found that AI chatbots were better at persuading voters than political ads. The most persuasive bots also lied the most. This is something that humans working in psyops have known for decades. AI is psyops at scale. www.technologyreview.com/2025/12/04/1...
December 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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I've posted this a million times, but here is the million-and-first:

In 2000, these people were all on GW Bush's "Florida Recount" team:
- John "Just Calling Balls and Strikes" Roberts
- Brett "Roe is 'Settled Law' " Kavanaugh
- Amy "Confirmed 1 week before election" Barrett

In 2025 ... they rule
December 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Do yourself a favour and click "show more replies" on this
December 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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THE UNDERMINER
I'm sorry, what?
December 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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“Jinglehorse” is such a great racial slur for a reindeer.
December 18, 2024 at 2:16 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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“Maybe we’re onto something.”

“How can we tell? We’ve only done this 187,623 times with the same success every single time. Could be a fluke.”
An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
December 3, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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AKIRA (1988, Katsuhiro Otomo)
December 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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He would be guaranteed to say some shit like "I will give you a million dollars to crush this small flower and thus harm the interconnected web of life on the planet" and it would be five straight hours of existential despair
I've done mushrooms several times and I feel strongly that doing them around Mr Beast would be an extremely bad time
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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I've done mushrooms several times and I feel strongly that doing them around Mr Beast would be an extremely bad time
November 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Snowman Wizard: Signpost.
#art ❄️
November 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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PETE HEGSETH (stalking around on stage, damp, eyes juddering, jaw muscles visibly under a lot of strain): and what's with the fuckin, using computers so much? nah. that's over. listen up "generals" or, hey what's admirals? any admirals here? doesn't matter FUCK computers. GAY. toss em. it's gun time
November 29, 2025 at 5:16 AM