Bisexual Panic
@polygonalsquid.bsky.social
25 | He/him | bisexual | I grieve in stereo | It’s Jack! | Hockey, NFL, CFB | Politics | Goofy Shit
Being a Wild fan all I can think of regarding any hockey news is “oh god how is this gonna shoot us in the dick” but idk I’m very excited for Hughes to play. Even if Buium eventually develops into a player of his caliber, however long that takes is wasted Kaprizov time.
December 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Being a Wild fan all I can think of regarding any hockey news is “oh god how is this gonna shoot us in the dick” but idk I’m very excited for Hughes to play. Even if Buium eventually develops into a player of his caliber, however long that takes is wasted Kaprizov time.
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Sorry I didn't respond to your message I opened it 5 seconds after you sent it and forgot to reply while trying to wait an appropriate amount of time to reply
December 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Sorry I didn't respond to your message I opened it 5 seconds after you sent it and forgot to reply while trying to wait an appropriate amount of time to reply
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It SHOULD happen again.
We don't want this kind of creeper surveilance in our lives.
We don't want this kind of creeper surveilance in our lives.
Glassholes were driven from polite society. It could happen again.
Google unveils plans to try again with smart glasses in 2026
It is a significant turnaround for the tech giant after its first attempt - Google Glass - was pulled in 2015.
www.bbc.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
It SHOULD happen again.
We don't want this kind of creeper surveilance in our lives.
We don't want this kind of creeper surveilance in our lives.
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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youtube needs to label ai slop channels. it won't. but it needs to
December 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
youtube needs to label ai slop channels. it won't. but it needs to
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115 Democrats just voted to codify the first federal trans segregation law.
December 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
115 Democrats just voted to codify the first federal trans segregation law.
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The woman the media is desperate to cast as a kinder, gentler Nazi, is spending her last month in Congress trying to imprison those who support trans kids.
Marjorie Taylor Greene horse traded her vote on the NDAA for a floor vote for a felony ban on gender affirming care for trans youth that would criminalize parents and doctors for providing evidence based lifesaving care for their children.
December 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The woman the media is desperate to cast as a kinder, gentler Nazi, is spending her last month in Congress trying to imprison those who support trans kids.
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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So yeah, whatever algorithm or AI they use for this sucks ass.
Hey remember that whole "Bluesky doesn't have algorithms" thing
December 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
So yeah, whatever algorithm or AI they use for this sucks ass.
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
Why are we spelling it poasting? Is this another stupid millennial thing I don’t understand? Is it supposed to be funny?
December 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Why are we spelling it poasting? Is this another stupid millennial thing I don’t understand? Is it supposed to be funny?
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every time I see an A-list actor in an ad for some slot machine phone game, I think about how Bill Murray's character in Lost in Translation doing advertisements is framed as basically the highest form of humiliation an actor could go through.
December 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
every time I see an A-list actor in an ad for some slot machine phone game, I think about how Bill Murray's character in Lost in Translation doing advertisements is framed as basically the highest form of humiliation an actor could go through.
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The amount of ISU fans I’m seeing say “oh we’ll be fine don’t worry” is baffling to me lol. We’re in an awful fucking spot to be in rn. The Big 12 is already starting to lose relevance, and we’re very late in the cycle as we start looking for someone else.
December 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The amount of ISU fans I’m seeing say “oh we’ll be fine don’t worry” is baffling to me lol. We’re in an awful fucking spot to be in rn. The Big 12 is already starting to lose relevance, and we’re very late in the cycle as we start looking for someone else.
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oi a gorblins done nicked me amulet
December 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
oi a gorblins done nicked me amulet
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Two independent studies found that AI chatbots were better at persuading voters than political ads. The most persuasive bots also lied the most. This is something that humans working in psyops have known for decades. AI is psyops at scale. www.technologyreview.com/2025/12/04/1...
December 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Two independent studies found that AI chatbots were better at persuading voters than political ads. The most persuasive bots also lied the most. This is something that humans working in psyops have known for decades. AI is psyops at scale. www.technologyreview.com/2025/12/04/1...
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I've posted this a million times, but here is the million-and-first:
In 2000, these people were all on GW Bush's "Florida Recount" team:
- John "Just Calling Balls and Strikes" Roberts
- Brett "Roe is 'Settled Law' " Kavanaugh
- Amy "Confirmed 1 week before election" Barrett
In 2025 ... they rule
In 2000, these people were all on GW Bush's "Florida Recount" team:
- John "Just Calling Balls and Strikes" Roberts
- Brett "Roe is 'Settled Law' " Kavanaugh
- Amy "Confirmed 1 week before election" Barrett
In 2025 ... they rule
December 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I've posted this a million times, but here is the million-and-first:
In 2000, these people were all on GW Bush's "Florida Recount" team:
- John "Just Calling Balls and Strikes" Roberts
- Brett "Roe is 'Settled Law' " Kavanaugh
- Amy "Confirmed 1 week before election" Barrett
In 2025 ... they rule
In 2000, these people were all on GW Bush's "Florida Recount" team:
- John "Just Calling Balls and Strikes" Roberts
- Brett "Roe is 'Settled Law' " Kavanaugh
- Amy "Confirmed 1 week before election" Barrett
In 2025 ... they rule
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Do yourself a favour and click "show more replies" on this
Why is Wes Streeting coming for my ADHD medication?
Why is Wes Streeting coming for my ADHD medication?
Why is Wes Streeting coming for my ADHD medication?
www.independent.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Do yourself a favour and click "show more replies" on this
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THE UNDERMINER
December 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
THE UNDERMINER
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“Jinglehorse” is such a great racial slur for a reindeer.
December 18, 2024 at 2:16 AM
“Jinglehorse” is such a great racial slur for a reindeer.
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“Maybe we’re onto something.”
“How can we tell? We’ve only done this 187,623 times with the same success every single time. Could be a fluke.”
“How can we tell? We’ve only done this 187,623 times with the same success every single time. Could be a fluke.”
An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
December 3, 2025 at 6:17 AM
“Maybe we’re onto something.”
“How can we tell? We’ve only done this 187,623 times with the same success every single time. Could be a fluke.”
“How can we tell? We’ve only done this 187,623 times with the same success every single time. Could be a fluke.”
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AKIRA (1988, Katsuhiro Otomo)
December 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
AKIRA (1988, Katsuhiro Otomo)
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He would be guaranteed to say some shit like "I will give you a million dollars to crush this small flower and thus harm the interconnected web of life on the planet" and it would be five straight hours of existential despair
I've done mushrooms several times and I feel strongly that doing them around Mr Beast would be an extremely bad time
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
He would be guaranteed to say some shit like "I will give you a million dollars to crush this small flower and thus harm the interconnected web of life on the planet" and it would be five straight hours of existential despair