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darmok behind the wheel of a large automobile
@pocketsand.bsky.social
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here for the star trek and cats. some other stuff is ok too. powered by clif bars and diet coke. he/him
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pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online
Silent Hill mannequin with text overlayed: I'm built different like, incorrectly
November 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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tylerhuckabee.bsky.social
Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.
Five guys who simply ooze late '90s Florida youth group pastor from every pore, hanging out at a bar. In the center is a young man with a handkerchief tied over his head and a Corona in his hand. Even in these tender years, you can tell this man has got some sauce in the way the rest of his pals don't. It's his stare, his slightly pouted lips. Even if you didn't know who he was, you'd guess he was meant for big things. You'd be right. It's Oscar Isaac.
September 2, 2023 at 2:53 PM
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punkonbuslives.bsky.social
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
Homer Simpson as a boy is watching Star Trek TNG. Homer Simpson as a middle-aged man is watching Star Trek Lower Decks.
November 15, 2025 at 8:25 AM
pocketsand.bsky.social
some days feel like driving into a brick wall is a viable alternative to *gestures broadly*
October 8, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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sulamoon.bsky.social
graphic of a gold star written "has never even opened ChatGPT"
August 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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prokopetz.bsky.social
Maintaining a diversity of ongoing personal projects is important because it enables you to procrastinate on one by aimlessly tinkering with another, thereby creating the possibility that you'll finish one of them by accident.
August 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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atiredgay.bsky.social
post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
The Pale Blue Dot is a photograph of Earth taken Feb. 14, 1990, by NASA’s Voyager 1 at a distance of 3.7 billion miles (6 billion kilometers) from the Sun. The image inspired the title of scientist Carl Sagan's book, "Pale Blue Dot: A Vision of the Human Future in Space," in which he wrote: "Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us."
August 20, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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atiredgay.bsky.social
Fuck JK Rowling

Pass it on.
bradventure.bsky.social Brad Venture XXX @bradventure.bsky.social · Aug 17
Fuck JK Rowling

Pass it on.
tricknosis.bsky.social Trick💫 @tricknosis.bsky.social · Aug 17
Fuck JK Rowling

Pass it on.
August 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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faitherinhicks.bsky.social
Am I in the throes of existential despair or am I just hungry?
August 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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requiemarm.bsky.social
*Three Doors Down voice*

🎶if I go crazy then will you throw beans at Superman🎶
bakoon.bsky.social bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · Jul 18
imagine it was your dad that threw a can of beans at superman
July 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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damonagnos.bsky.social
What a way to go out
Screenshot showing that “Wannabe” by the Spice Girls is 2:53 long
July 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Nude man says "meet my friend, the guy from 'in the court of the crimson king." Another nude man shakes the court of crimson king man's hand. Crimson King man says "oh you know, can't complain." We zoom out to reveal his massive hog, he continues "seein' as I got this huge dick and all."
June 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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weeder.bsky.social
The last six months have felt like the montage in a Gremlins movie where the Gremlins are just going ham, breaking shit and being disgusting
June 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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mikemcmahan.bsky.social
Lots of “Jaws is great” articles dropping bc of the anniversary.

All us weird-about-Jaws people rolling our eyes. Our friends and families have been putting up with our Jaws shit for DECADES.
June 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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gonzo.bsky.social
I donot like ICE . Nosirr, I donot.
Orange and white cat stating his position
June 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
pocketsand.bsky.social
GATOR DONE
May 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
pocketsand.bsky.social
SHAUNA SHIPMAN WHAT THE FUCK
March 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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kristyclueless.bsky.social
Clown meme: Women are cringe Empathy is cringe I've made hating everything and everyone my entire personality There's a male loneliness epidemic
March 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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lizzfizz22.bsky.social
Meme that looks like the “don’t tread on me” snake flag but is instead a Canadian goose, and says “fuck aboot and find oot”
March 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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geekysteven.com
In space, no one can hear you scream cause there's this really loud theramin and if you try to scream people are all like, "sorry, what? I can't hear you over the theramin”
August 23, 2024 at 2:26 PM
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amandawtwong.bsky.social
Roses are red,
Elon's a knob,
Fighting facism is a full-time job
February 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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drwendyrocks.bsky.social
I just laughed so hard I woke the cat.

(But it also true. Someone please help.)
A burning McDonald’s sign with the words under it “the beacon is lit America calls for Aid”
February 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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chelseagsummers.bsky.social
I'm digging how this WWII guide is basically "gum up fascism by being an energy vampire." Let Colin Robinson be your guide in the fight against fascism. The link: www.404media.co/declassified...
From a WWII handbook on being a bad at job to roadblock fascism. Here's the text: “Bring up irrelevant issues as frequently as possible.” “Haggle over precise wordings of communications, minutes, resolutions.” “‘Misunderstand’ orders. Ask endless questions or engage in long correspondence about such orders. Quibble over them when you can.” “In making work assignments, always sign out the unimportant jobs first. See that the important jobs are assigned to inefficient workers of poor machines.” “To lower morale and with it, production, be pleasant to inefficient workers; give them undeserved promotions. Discriminate against efficient workers; complain unjustly about their work.” “Hold conferences when there is more critical work to be done.” “Multiply paperwork in plausible ways.” “Make mistakes in quantities of material when you are copying orders. Confuse similar names. Use wrong addresses.” “Work slowly. Think out ways to increase the number of movements necessary on your job” “Pretend that instructions are hard to understand, and ask to have them repeated more than once. Or pretend that you are particularly anxious to do your work, and pester the foreman with unnecessary questions.” “Snarl up administration in every possible way. Fill out forms illegibly so that they will have to be done over; make mistakes or omit requested information in forms.”
February 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
pocketsand.bsky.social
I will hopefully one day get to open-face slap Pierre Polivevs not for his politics but for the constant fucking YouTube ads.

...OK yeah mostly the politics. Alfred E. Neumann looking transphohic bitch.
January 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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benjaminpdixon.bsky.social
This seems relevant
January 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM