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Chelsea G. Summers
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I like to write about terrible men, horrible things, and unlikeable women. Somehow my book is a bestseller. Repped by Kent D. Wolf at Neon Literary.
A joyous @faberbooks.bsky.social re-release of my gory angel baby with a new cover that's also the OG cover to all who celebrate. Namely me. I'm celebrating.
A Certain Hunger
A mouthwatering debut and ‘one of the most uniquely fun and campily gory novels in recent memory’ (New York Times)
www.faber.co.uk
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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I was the guest who "flat out" last night on MSNBC said this has to be the end of Chuck Schumer as Democratic leader of the Senate. We were on live when news of the deal broke and how Schumer barely was part of the talks and he could not hold the Democrats together.
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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A baby was pepper-sprayed by CPB here in Chicago this weekend. A BABY. DHS says it never happened but here's the video evidence. It shows: "a masked, helmeted man pointing a pepper-spray gun through his open window and firing into the car."
youtu.be/vfChp4E_bzk?...
Pepper-sprayed Berwyn family rattled after getting caught up in federal ‘blitz’
YouTube video by Chicago Tribune
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November 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
In the proud tradition of Chuck Schumer, I have channeled my rage and frustration into a strongly worded letter to...Chuck Schumer.
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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This is Gestapo shit and needs to come to the same end
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.

He is a computer safety researcher.

And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.

In under 1600 words.

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
We're three years out from Schumer getting primaried, but it's going to be a beautiful thing when it happens.
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
ABBA.
What do you like now that 16 year old you would hate you for?
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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So every freelancer you know is going to lose their insurance or be bankrupted by premiums because Schumer is an invertebrate
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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To repeat: I have studied a lot of cases of autocratization over the past 15 years. Wrote about them, taught about them, consulting about them.

I do not recall an opposition so apathetic, ignorant, and inept as the @democrats.org. They cling to their power, rather than fight for democracy. Shame.
March 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Oh for the love of

Sharing, since I just googled these so I could leave angry voicemails telling these motherfuckers to hold the line

Schumer's DC office number: 202-224-6542

Gillibrand's DC office number: (202) 224-4451
Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
November 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Schumer is caving because nematodes are notoriously spineless.
November 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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They’re wearing masks so they can’t be prosecuted later. As long as they think they can’t be prosecuted, their crimes will intensify. They will torture, starve and kill, as they have already, on greater and greater scale.

Signed, someone who’s covered the unaccountable War on Terror for 23 years.
I’ve come to believe that we need to gather considerable forces and a campaign to demand the removal of face masks by ICE, Border Patrol, FBI and police.

It is a practice in conflict with the principles of transparency & accountability that are central to the concept of democracy.
Video on social media shows an immigration agent pulling a gun in Little Village and holding it to the side — which is not an appropriate or safe way to hold a gun. (Among other issues.)
November 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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One of the reasons why Finland is the happiest country in the world is that the public broadcaster Yle sends a live feed of the first 8 weeks of a pack of puppies every fall. It’s already the fifth edition of ”Finland’s most therapeutic live feed”.

This is what I call value for my tax money
Pentulive 24/7 | Pentulive
Pentuliven pikkuiset kehittyvät vauhdikkaasti ja jokainen pentu on saanut nimensä! Kahdeksan viikkoa kestävässä suorassa lähetyksessä seurataan englannin­springer­spanieli Murua ja tämän pentuetta.
areena.yle.fi
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 PM
This week, Faber rolls out the new, improved and also OG cover of A Certain Hunger. The pineapple goes the way of all flesh 🔪🍍🩸
November 9, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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I guess I need to apologize to the writers of Alien: Prometheus. it turns out scientists really do touch everything like that
World's biggest spiderweb discovered inside 'Sulfur Cave' with 111,000 arachnids living in pitch black.

www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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This is an entirely uncontroversial view in international law and usually taught in 101.
November 9, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I finally saw WEAPONS and it was really good, but between this and THE SUBSTANCE, I’m a little tired of “ooh scary old lady bodies.”

Like, my dudes, I’m just trying to age with peace in a culture that finds my very existence revolting.
November 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Wait until Axios finds out who Jesus hung out with. :)
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Looking forward to voting for literally anyone but Cuomo to fill my district's soon-to-be-vacant House seat.
November 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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UPDATE: Reached out to the Rev. Hannah Kardon, a United Methodist minister who was there that day and has been active in religious demonstrations at Broadview.

“They are making it clear that they are scared of prayer … it speaks the truth that what they are doing in that building is evil.”
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Ah. Private equity.
November 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM