Chelsea G. Summers
@chelseagsummers.bsky.social
I like to write about terrible men, horrible things, and unlikeable women. Somehow my book is a bestseller. Repped by Kent D. Wolf at Neon Literary.
Ironically, an ex-friend of mine (long story) donated a kidney because his wife needed a transplant. However, his kidney wasn't transplanted into her, but his kidney generosity got her moved higher up on the transplant list.
"Sort of like leave a kidney, take a kidney," I said when he told me.
"Sort of like leave a kidney, take a kidney," I said when he told me.
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Ironically, an ex-friend of mine (long story) donated a kidney because his wife needed a transplant. However, his kidney wasn't transplanted into her, but his kidney generosity got her moved higher up on the transplant list.
"Sort of like leave a kidney, take a kidney," I said when he told me.
"Sort of like leave a kidney, take a kidney," I said when he told me.
Yeah, it's gobsmacking.
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Yeah, it's gobsmacking.
Like, my dude, had you considered that no one cares? Had it once crossed your mind that it's not an honor to be in Chuck Schumer's presence, and rather, it's kind of a burden?
Chuck, has it ever occurred to you that no one is basking in your wormy magnificence?
Chuck, has it ever occurred to you that no one is basking in your wormy magnificence?
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Like, my dude, had you considered that no one cares? Had it once crossed your mind that it's not an honor to be in Chuck Schumer's presence, and rather, it's kind of a burden?
Chuck, has it ever occurred to you that no one is basking in your wormy magnificence?
Chuck, has it ever occurred to you that no one is basking in your wormy magnificence?
CONGRATULATIONS, FRIEND! I'm always, ever proud to know you.
November 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
CONGRATULATIONS, FRIEND! I'm always, ever proud to know you.
Seriously, fuck @schumer.senate.gov with the fire of a thousand suns.
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Seriously, fuck @schumer.senate.gov with the fire of a thousand suns.
If AOC decides to run for Senate, I will throw money at her.
November 10, 2025 at 12:49 PM
If AOC decides to run for Senate, I will throw money at her.