porridge crisis scenario
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Recently I be opening these lil apps or whatever and I gotta say the vibes, across the board, are fuckin atrocious
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bari weiss saw this and decided that she had to hide it from the american public
Guards began beating him. Beat him until he bled. Knocked his face into the wall, broke all his teeth. No access to outdoors, no contact with relatives.
Now describing US knowledge of CECOT's torture practices, followed by footage of Trump praising those practices.
Now describing US knowledge of CECOT's torture practices, followed by footage of Trump praising those practices.
December 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
bari weiss saw this and decided that she had to hide it from the american public
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Schumer absolutely signed off on those 8 Dems who voted yes. He needs to be kicked to the curb. Step down as leader ASAP.
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Schumer absolutely signed off on those 8 Dems who voted yes. He needs to be kicked to the curb. Step down as leader ASAP.
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every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
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The thing about the "I voted against this" position Schumer is taking is that either he is trying to mislead Dem voters by implying he didn't support reopening right now, or he has no control over his caucus.
November 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The thing about the "I voted against this" position Schumer is taking is that either he is trying to mislead Dem voters by implying he didn't support reopening right now, or he has no control over his caucus.
@froshkiller.dev buddy didn’t close the sale because he skipped over the supporting qualifying features
August 14, 2025 at 12:23 PM
@froshkiller.dev buddy didn’t close the sale because he skipped over the supporting qualifying features
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all conservatives are bots
June 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
all conservatives are bots
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do you know how easy it is to cut mustard
January 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
do you know how easy it is to cut mustard
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Just saw a no-longer relevant evacuation notice on instagram from five hours ago and remembered — that’s right, due to hyper-monetization every major social network no longer shows you life-saving breaking news as it happens.
They turned it over to an algorithm that finally noticed “he likes fire.”
They turned it over to an algorithm that finally noticed “he likes fire.”
January 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Just saw a no-longer relevant evacuation notice on instagram from five hours ago and remembered — that’s right, due to hyper-monetization every major social network no longer shows you life-saving breaking news as it happens.
They turned it over to an algorithm that finally noticed “he likes fire.”
They turned it over to an algorithm that finally noticed “he likes fire.”
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Bro just one more moderate bro. We need one more republican endorsement bro. Bro we only need one more aging center-right Dem leader. Bro please bro just one more Dem who sounds like a Bush-era republican please bro :( Bro this time the republicans will vote for us bro bro please go further right
No doubt generational changes in leadership are important & necessary at appropriate time.
But this choice isn't only abt generational change, it is abt ideological. AOC is too far left, which contributed to 2024 Democrat loss. That requires reflection, not reward.
We need politics to moderate.
But this choice isn't only abt generational change, it is abt ideological. AOC is too far left, which contributed to 2024 Democrat loss. That requires reflection, not reward.
We need politics to moderate.
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, 35, is running for a top committee job, presenting a test of Democrats’ appetite for generational change after bruising election results
December 16, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Bro just one more moderate bro. We need one more republican endorsement bro. Bro we only need one more aging center-right Dem leader. Bro please bro just one more Dem who sounds like a Bush-era republican please bro :( Bro this time the republicans will vote for us bro bro please go further right
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CHARLIE BROWN: happy thanksgiving!
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wah wah wah
CHARLIE BROWN: I cannot believe you said that that’s racist
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wah wah wah
CHARLIE BROWN: he’s not my President
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wah wah wah
CHARLIE BROWN: I am too your son
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wah wah wah
CHARLIE BROWN: I cannot believe you said that that’s racist
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wah wah wah
CHARLIE BROWN: he’s not my President
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wah wah wah
CHARLIE BROWN: I am too your son
November 28, 2024 at 7:38 PM
CHARLIE BROWN: happy thanksgiving!
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wah wah wah
CHARLIE BROWN: I cannot believe you said that that’s racist
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wah wah wah
CHARLIE BROWN: he’s not my President
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wah wah wah
CHARLIE BROWN: I am too your son
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wah wah wah
CHARLIE BROWN: I cannot believe you said that that’s racist
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wah wah wah
CHARLIE BROWN: he’s not my President
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wah wah wah
CHARLIE BROWN: I am too your son
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all hail the thanksgiving tube
November 28, 2024 at 8:25 PM
all hail the thanksgiving tube
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this shit got starter packs now like it's Magic: The Gathering or FIFA Ultimate Team.
I imagine some misdirected PM (does Bsky have these yet?) will try to monetize it
"I rolled dril, MuellerSheWrote, JoJofromJerz and the ugly Krassenstein brother"
fuck is going on over here
I imagine some misdirected PM (does Bsky have these yet?) will try to monetize it
"I rolled dril, MuellerSheWrote, JoJofromJerz and the ugly Krassenstein brother"
fuck is going on over here
November 25, 2024 at 4:08 PM
this shit got starter packs now like it's Magic: The Gathering or FIFA Ultimate Team.
I imagine some misdirected PM (does Bsky have these yet?) will try to monetize it
"I rolled dril, MuellerSheWrote, JoJofromJerz and the ugly Krassenstein brother"
fuck is going on over here
I imagine some misdirected PM (does Bsky have these yet?) will try to monetize it
"I rolled dril, MuellerSheWrote, JoJofromJerz and the ugly Krassenstein brother"
fuck is going on over here
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Sawed-off shotgun, hand on the pump
Left hand on a forty, skunchin' on a blunt
Left hand on a forty, skunchin' on a blunt
what happens to a mf when he skunches the blunt
November 4, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Sawed-off shotgun, hand on the pump
Left hand on a forty, skunchin' on a blunt
Left hand on a forty, skunchin' on a blunt
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Longing for better days, when beardo-weirdos like JD Vance found their calling as long-haul truckers: isolated from society, reachable only by CB radio, occasionally getting knifed and left for dead by would-be abductees, and having their hearts explode after taking weird pills
July 31, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Longing for better days, when beardo-weirdos like JD Vance found their calling as long-haul truckers: isolated from society, reachable only by CB radio, occasionally getting knifed and left for dead by would-be abductees, and having their hearts explode after taking weird pills
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oh, my cursed amulet is making me possessive and greedy? of course you'd say that. you want my amulet all for yourself.
September 25, 2023 at 2:24 AM
oh, my cursed amulet is making me possessive and greedy? of course you'd say that. you want my amulet all for yourself.
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Nuclear powered aircraft carriers : free
Cheezits and discount milk for kids : an intolerable strain on the national coffers
Cheezits and discount milk for kids : an intolerable strain on the national coffers
A South Dakota bill aimed at feeding hungry schoolkids was killed by the state House’s education committee by a single vote
“If we could all vote with our hearts, I know that we would vote to support feeding our children. But there is a cost to these programs at the end of the day”
“If we could all vote with our hearts, I know that we would vote to support feeding our children. But there is a cost to these programs at the end of the day”
South Dakota Bill That Would Have Expanded Free School Lunches Fails By 1 Vote
The state House's education committee voted Monday to kill a bill that would have offered free school lunches to food-insecure kids.
www.huffpost.com
January 27, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Nuclear powered aircraft carriers : free
Cheezits and discount milk for kids : an intolerable strain on the national coffers
Cheezits and discount milk for kids : an intolerable strain on the national coffers
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i fucking hate it when jinglehorse does not pick up his feet
December 26, 2023 at 12:56 PM
i fucking hate it when jinglehorse does not pick up his feet
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I’m sorry it’s just so fucking funny that they built an entire AI just to give them the answer they wanted to this question and they couldn’t even do it
December 9, 2023 at 2:42 AM
I’m sorry it’s just so fucking funny that they built an entire AI just to give them the answer they wanted to this question and they couldn’t even do it