Drove my car to an event location several hours away. Got on a bus back because I was in the middle of a conversation.

Got separated from my significant other at a large house party, couldn’t find her, and couldn’t call her because my phone wouldn’t connect to hers unless I knew where she was

Riding one of those bird scooters and guiding another alongside until it fell down between the grates in an old rusted out warehouse complex

Drafted into the army as a “blood nurse” because I was walking and talking with a friend and was too polite to end the conversation

Schumer absolutely signed off on those 8 Dems who voted yes. He needs to be kicked to the curb. Step down as leader ASAP.

*FURIOUSLY MASHING SNART*

Xenomorph eggs?

No, those look nasty.

Them shits got GOOP on em.

I fuckin' hate goop.

Thusly, I will not be placing my face over them, and in fact I recommend that we torch the entire room while in exosuits and then ventilate it to space.

“Do you think you’re ready” is PIP-worthy

Get off my phones and back to shadowing

Folks at Vercel have got to be loving this. Prime placement for them to destroy WP as a platform.