pidgy_stardust
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“Italian Wedding” sounds less like a soup and more like a sex act.
December 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
“Italian Wedding” sounds less like a soup and more like a sex act.
Here's me
December 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Here's me
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thanks to AI you can now become the malignant illusion spinning demiurge whom Descartes had to axiomatically banish in order to make Rationality possible
The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
December 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
thanks to AI you can now become the malignant illusion spinning demiurge whom Descartes had to axiomatically banish in order to make Rationality possible
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I remember the phrase "they can't be allowed to melt back into society" re: the de-Baathification of Iraq after the war there. Like everything about that experience, the attempt was cynical, stupid, and botched. But there really should be a plan about what we do with guys like these in the future.
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I remember the phrase "they can't be allowed to melt back into society" re: the de-Baathification of Iraq after the war there. Like everything about that experience, the attempt was cynical, stupid, and botched. But there really should be a plan about what we do with guys like these in the future.
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the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats
December 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats
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“pliers stuck too” is gonna haunt me lmao. iykyk
December 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
“pliers stuck too” is gonna haunt me lmao. iykyk
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You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.
December 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.
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remember when the democrats decided to tactically stop pointing out that these people are weird freaks no one likes
Indiana State Senator wishes you a Merry Christmas by… posting images of himself assaulting Santa Claus.
Are the fascists okay?
Are the fascists okay?
December 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
remember when the democrats decided to tactically stop pointing out that these people are weird freaks no one likes
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A perfect encapsulation of the “male loneliness crisis”
![Tucker Carlson: "What's [AOC] like?"
Matt Gaetz: "Before Jan. 6 she was incredibly chummy with Republicans, she would regularly come over to our side, sit down, hang out... after Jan. 6 she treated us all like we had horns or something."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:73t3muu2pudsajp7a2fj3aly/bafkreiagl3tmxesoqw6lydhcwey52rczco3joc2m4x3kz4yv7ojrekk6ci@jpeg)
December 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
A perfect encapsulation of the “male loneliness crisis”
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
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“the fans won’t care about the details, they just want to see Clinton Portis”
December 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
“the fans won’t care about the details, they just want to see Clinton Portis”
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look at this crazy jello my mom makes
December 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
look at this crazy jello my mom makes
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tbt when my dog came across some porno dvd on the sidewalk and 100% knew it was porno
December 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
tbt when my dog came across some porno dvd on the sidewalk and 100% knew it was porno
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Really not my fault you trusted your most obsequious vizier, dude. And honestly points to him for effort
December 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Really not my fault you trusted your most obsequious vizier, dude. And honestly points to him for effort
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I hate my dad’s bidet, man. It has a little remote with inscrutable icons on it and makes twenty seconds of progressively distressing robot noises before squirting. I feel like I’m waiting for a fucking firing squad
July 6, 2024 at 11:05 PM
I hate my dad’s bidet, man. It has a little remote with inscrutable icons on it and makes twenty seconds of progressively distressing robot noises before squirting. I feel like I’m waiting for a fucking firing squad
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Hey noticing a lot of new faces on here, (a lone lightbulb swings by my face so you can see I’m an unfuckable mutant who has never had a human relationship, been anywhere, done anything, understood or enjoyed art) let me tell you a few of the rules here on bluesky :),
December 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Hey noticing a lot of new faces on here, (a lone lightbulb swings by my face so you can see I’m an unfuckable mutant who has never had a human relationship, been anywhere, done anything, understood or enjoyed art) let me tell you a few of the rules here on bluesky :),
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Tiny Tim, who did not die
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme to explain in due time
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme to explain in due time
December 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Tiny Tim, who did not die
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme to explain in due time
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme to explain in due time
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Don't bring this shit back
With more actors, pop stars and other celebrities spotted unapologetically smoking, the cultural taboo against it shows signs of ebbing. That worries antismoking advocates. 🔗 on.wsj.com/49om2X4
December 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Don't bring this shit back
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December 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
December 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
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Thanks to my brother-in-law for this TC Tuggers shirt. One of the best Xmas gifts I've ever gotten.
"You don't make jokes about them, TC Tuggers."
@ityslmemes.com
"You don't make jokes about them, TC Tuggers."
@ityslmemes.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Thanks to my brother-in-law for this TC Tuggers shirt. One of the best Xmas gifts I've ever gotten.
"You don't make jokes about them, TC Tuggers."
@ityslmemes.com
"You don't make jokes about them, TC Tuggers."
@ityslmemes.com
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these stocking stuffers low key hit different my zoomer kid says as i turn into a reliable republican voter
December 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
these stocking stuffers low key hit different my zoomer kid says as i turn into a reliable republican voter
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shoutout to the fellow dads out there waiting to save christmas by loaning your pocket knife to a kid struggling to open a present
December 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
shoutout to the fellow dads out there waiting to save christmas by loaning your pocket knife to a kid struggling to open a present