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patrick 🇵🇸
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Proud owner of a beard. I like Philly sports, Tottenham Hotspur, cannabis, beer, left-wing shit, gardening and other stuff. Live in Raleigh.
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You really really REALLY have to read the whole thing.
February 13, 2026 at 5:05 AM
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It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.
February 13, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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February 13, 2026 at 5:32 AM
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February 13, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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February 13, 2026 at 5:02 AM
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he has many good qualities but also many bad qualities 😔
May 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Ending this operation is not enough.

We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.
February 12, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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Video of the ICE-kidnapping victim under a sheet. You will also hear the officer say he saw them moving. I am inclined to believe the person was alive.
February 11, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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I bet Super Bowl bettors would’ve liked to know the Patriots quarterback was playing through a severe shoulder injury and their left guard was gutting it out with a torn knee ligament!
February 11, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Lmfao these people are so fucking pathetic
Rep Mark Alford (R-MO) says House Rs are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show & talking with FCC Commissioner Brendan Carr. Alford says he didn't watch the whole thing & also doesn't know Spanish but suspects it might have been "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction"
February 10, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE:

"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
February 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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people born in america probably don’t realize how cool america used to be. the death of US soft power is going to have long term consequences we are only beginning to see
February 10, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Uh, ok then
From @theathletic.com: Sturla Holm Laegreid’s Winter Olympics celebration took a shocking turn on Tuesday. The Norwegian, fresh off winning bronze in the 20km individual biathlon, stunned fans by confessing on live TV that he had cheated on his girlfriend. nyti.ms/3MAx2bh
Norwegian Olympian reveals infidelity after winning medal, will ‘try everything to get her back’
Laegreid, a seven-time world champion, finished third in the 20-kilometer biathlon.
nyti.ms
February 10, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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Uh hey, Andy, I don't think you were tuned into the same channel as the rest of us? Can you describe the porno you were watching?
It literally had a heterosexual wedding, dude
February 10, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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The cartoon that appeared this week on the front page of France’s most influential national newspaper, Le Monde

Brilliant work by the cartoonist, Guffo.
February 6, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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If you can, take a few minutes to watch us run through the parade of lies from DHS.
“The official story—promulgated by Kristi Noem, and Stephen Miller and JD Vance—was a lie. They are lying to you. They're lying to us. They know it. And in fact, they seem proud of it,” says Chris Hayes on JD Vance saying he won’t apologize for labeling Alex Pretti an “assassin.”
‘For what?’: JD Vance refuses to apologize for smearing Alex Pretti
YouTube video by MS NOW
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February 5, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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Well they keep 'accidentally' detaining Americans so yeah they're going to need a fucking warrant
Ron Johnson: "Why would they to remove their masks? Because they want these officers exposed, they want them afraid, they don't want to carry out their enforcement actions. They want judicial warrants, which would completely neuter ICE's ability to apprehend"
February 10, 2026 at 1:29 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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The choice to frame this rhetorically as a negotiation *with ICE and DHS* rather than, you know, a decision about their future made by their rightful superiors in the popularly elected legislature is, to me, incredibly grating.
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.

We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.

Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 4:55 AM
(they're panicking)
The White House just sent a "Don't Panic" email. That'll do it
February 9, 2026 at 9:53 PM
"Heartland Prowler" ???
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 PM
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1/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken.

Hundreds of kids are still detained.

We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵
February 9, 2026 at 12:25 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM