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patrick 🇵🇸
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Proud owner of a beard. I like Philly sports, Tottenham Hotspur, cannabis, beer, left-wing shit, gardening and other stuff. Live in Raleigh.
Black military helicopters just flew over my house downtown. Low enough that they barely cleared our pine trees.
November 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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BREAKING: U.S. House approves bill to force the release of the Epstein files, sending it to the Senate
November 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Gotta love how Roblox's solution to pedophiles targeting children is to make kids upload photos of themselves so an AI-powered facial age-estimation tool can verify their age.
November 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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If you are in Raleigh or other parts of the state, and you see something you suspect to be an immigration enforcement action, call our hotline at (336) 543-0353
Contact Carolina Migrant Network to report sightings and to get connected with legal support in Charlotte.
November 18, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Fucked up that my kids' school district had to send an email about protecting students and staff from being kidnapped by ICE now that they've surged into Raleigh. I'm glad they did, it just sucks that this is the society people voted for.
November 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Solid.
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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HOW DID HE DO THAT?! 🤯
November 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Awful news for the community, but I want to give these fascist fucks a piece of my mind
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
This is basically like how Israel will bomb a city in some nearby country seemingly at random and with no actual justification, we're just doing it in the ocean and not on the land.
The U.S. military on Saturday killed another three people accused by the Trump administration of smuggling drugs by sea, according to the U.S. Southern Command, bringing the known death toll from the campaign to at least 83 since early September.
Latest U.S. Strike on Boat in Pacific Kills 3, Southern Command Says
The United States has carried out at least 21 strikes on boats the Trump administration accuses of smuggling drugs, killing at least 83 people.
nyti.ms
November 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I like to practice observational comedy routines in my head while I shower and then when I get out of the shower I try the bits out on my wife but bring them up like I hadn't already thought out what I was going to say
November 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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2020 footage said to be in 2025. A scene of protestors in Illinois, suggested as Portland.

We reviewed Fox News coverage and 700+ social media videos that preceded Trump’s decision to send the National Guard to Portland.

Here's how Fox News told a misleading story:
“Riots Raging”: The Misleading Story Fox News Told About Portland Before Trump Sent Troops
After reviewing coverage from the network and hours of social media videos that preceded Trump’s decision, ProPublica found that Fox’s portrayal of “Portland rioters” routinely instigating violence wa...
www.propublica.org
November 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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“I was 14… I was 16… this was me when I met Epstein… there are thousands of us… time to let the secrets out of the shadows”

Powerful ad from survivors ahead of a vote to tell us where each House rep stands on protecting kids vs protecting pedophiles.
November 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Making the economy shittier and then also doing racially profiled kidnappings constantly might have an effect
November 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Go Birds
November 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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"It's the power of cats."

What does Cam York attribute his strong start to? His new pets, of course.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
ICE's new baby transport vehicle
nothing but respect to the urban assault smart car
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 PM
👀
November 15, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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These are the people trying to tell us what masculinity is
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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They’re all just looting the treasury now
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
😍
November 15, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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I’m the normie whisperer who believes that people who get belligerently drunk at sports games are getting drunk off stadium beer
November 15, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Would you believe me if I told you it got so much worse from there
November 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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God it would just be so funny if during the whole 2016 election Bill was just constantly thinking stuff like “come on man you sucked my dick don’t be like this”
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM