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Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X
September 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Truly one of the stupidest and also best jokes in sitcom history
September 9, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Same energy.
August 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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i assume he was quietly transferred to another server
This future sucks
August 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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The only Happy Gilmore two I’m interested in are Lorelei & Rory!
July 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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nice argument, unfortunately i have already depicted myself as Switch 2 Keith David and you as Gamecube Jason Alexander
July 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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This is the only thing on my mind for tomorrow tbh
July 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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June 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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MON MOTHMA: Many Bothans died to bring us this information

LARRY DAVID: How many we talkin

FUNKHOUSER: SHE SAID MANY, LARRY, THAT’S ENOUGH
May 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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May 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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May 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Michael Strahan Surpasses Diane Sawyer As Good Morning America’s All-Time Sack Leader
theonion.com/michael...
May 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Normalize listening to Monster Mash year round
April 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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I can’t believe this has to be said, but: You cannot tell the story of Jackie Robinson—as a ballplayer, serviceman, or human—without discussing our country’s history of racism.

From Around the Horn:
March 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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February 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
February 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Chicago, baby.
January 31, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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When asked if he was going to visit the crash site he said, ‘what site? The water? You want me to go swimming?’ This is one of the last pics of the young skaters who died. He’s a sociopath. Anyone who voted for this monster should be ashamed at best.
January 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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January 30, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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I don’t eat berries for breakfast because I’m not an elf but no way am I letting this dork tell me what to do
January 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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I do this constantly. If you get a DM from me it is DEFINITELY me and if I ever ask for your credit card info it’s for a GOOD REASON.
Question, do you ever DM random followers asking if they are “one of my super fans?”
January 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Here it is! You didn’t ask for it!

Part 2 of my line-by-line breakdown of the CBB The Music Man fight (from ep 887 AND the Best of 2024 Part 3), where I validate comment on not only their takes on the movie but also on what they’re even arguing about!!

(1/8)
January 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”
January 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM