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Can we financialize DSA caucus beef
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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As a centrist, I think Donald Trump is bad, but the political and economic conditions that enabled him to become president twice are good
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Doctor: I’m sorry, you have Microsoft Teams Exposure…. the only cure is watching a movie from the 90s on mute at your local dive bar
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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sir, sir, please keep doing your signature dance, doing the jerk off motion into your face, set to "YMCA"
Trump dances after wrapping up his speech to McDonald's franchise owners
November 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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ok the punchline was good enough to justify spending 7 minutes caring about these people
November 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Forgot to post this on the day: joke about Fetterman fall where the reason was Mario ran in front of him so he went "UGH" and fell over in an attempt to smush him. Reply post is a quote from a Doctor saying "thank god Mario did not ground pound the two bandaids on Sen. Fetterman's back"
November 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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stay tuned
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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The real thing I'm marveling at tonight? @socialists.nyc (NYC DSA). They've built something special that has beaten both the Democratic AND Republican establishments. If you're feeling hope tonight, know that YOU have the ability to build something like that to, alongside your fellow workers.
November 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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They’re playing Don’t Go Breaking My Heart to a visibly thinning crowd, that’s I Think You Should Leave funny bsky.app/profile/kyss...
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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zohran: good morning rama my wife
rama: hello mamdani
November 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Here's a silly one for #MythologyMonday

(as always, blame @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social)
November 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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one of the best rules on SA was the toxx clause where if you posted "if [x] happens i will do [y]" and you did not follow through on it you were banned
November 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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not to be all i freaking love science or reddit atheist about this but i think it's probably bad how much space obvious quack shit is on the left. like you wanna play astrology that's fine but as soon as you claim you're healing people with zoom reiki sessions you shouldn't be taken seriously
October 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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guys who were just straight making shit up in the 19th and 20th centuries have gotten so much cover from vaguely left-leaning woo that folds them into traditional spiritual practices
October 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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@zohrankmamdani is a deeply thoughtful human being and we think he would make the best NYC mayor imaginable. We feel this as New Yorkers, as Jews and as human beings who are desperate for kindness, compassion and empathy to be represented in our politics.

GET OUT THE VOTE here bit.ly/4nxYXFp
October 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Isn’t MALK literally a Simpsons joke?

(Too bad nobody will tell me, since 1. it’s the internet and nobody likes to answer questions like this, and 2. there is, in particular, VERY little Simpsons knowledge on the internet)
October 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game
October 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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I don’t know what we would talk about
Here's a big football guy you could have on
October 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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See this would be a tattoo that you could have if you simply made a bad decision. This is a tattoo you can still not have covered up but feel embarrassed by.
October 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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i don't know how to explain to people that the reason it's common for marines to do this stuff is because it's common for marines to like nazis
October 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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hey man what the fuck
October 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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as soon as the primitive technology guy recovers enough iron smelt to forge a single arrowhead, he'll do what needs to be done
July 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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one of the features everyone wants here is one of the features that consistently drives posters insane: group chats. absolute fetid breeding grounds for the most pointless folie a deux
October 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM