Emo 🦈
@cane.rocks
Sometimes I feel like my wheels ain’t touching the ground
Albuquerque NM.
He/him
Albuquerque NM.
He/him
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doubly offensive as a baldo who misses having long hair
January 11, 2026 at 5:35 PM
doubly offensive as a baldo who misses having long hair
one time a plant operator told me he gave himself a mullet in solidarity when wallen got "cancelled" for saying the n-word
January 11, 2026 at 5:13 PM
one time a plant operator told me he gave himself a mullet in solidarity when wallen got "cancelled" for saying the n-word
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We will need all the help we can get. My cashapp and Venmo screenname is $nyratk1/@nyratk1
I also have a Gofundme in my pinned post but at this moment prefer Cashapp/Venmo
I also have a Gofundme in my pinned post but at this moment prefer Cashapp/Venmo
have appt with psych tomorrow and i think there’s side effects from the prozac that are unpleasant- feeling constantly restless and fidgety
January 8, 2026 at 4:44 PM
We will need all the help we can get. My cashapp and Venmo screenname is $nyratk1/@nyratk1
I also have a Gofundme in my pinned post but at this moment prefer Cashapp/Venmo
I also have a Gofundme in my pinned post but at this moment prefer Cashapp/Venmo
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the thing about nfl kickers is that many of them used to be college kickers
November 19, 2024 at 2:50 AM
the thing about nfl kickers is that many of them used to be college kickers
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iirc it was mike on your kickstarter sucks and yeah it was like a veil was lifted and it's everywhere now
January 11, 2026 at 4:03 AM
iirc it was mike on your kickstarter sucks and yeah it was like a veil was lifted and it's everywhere now
one of the most insightful things i've heard about modern comedy writing was that ted lasso is written like a long form super bowl ad
January 11, 2026 at 3:53 AM
one of the most insightful things i've heard about modern comedy writing was that ted lasso is written like a long form super bowl ad
lol that packer guy being right there to scoop the ball up after the perfect fumble punch is so funny
January 11, 2026 at 3:51 AM
lol that packer guy being right there to scoop the ball up after the perfect fumble punch is so funny
also one thing you should do is look at urlacher's wiki page personal life section to see some real weird stuff
January 11, 2026 at 3:41 AM
also one thing you should do is look at urlacher's wiki page personal life section to see some real weird stuff
i hope he saw this
the bears curse will not be lifted until brian urlacher realizes bald is beautiful
January 11, 2026 at 3:36 AM
i hope he saw this
the biggest hacks i've found are putting a couple star anisse and cardamom pods in with it
January 11, 2026 at 3:35 AM
the biggest hacks i've found are putting a couple star anisse and cardamom pods in with it
that's unfortunate that they're throwing out the baby(getting jokes, bigger number) with the bathwater(nazi pedos)
BREAKING: The UK Government is working with Canada and Australia to launch a coordinated ban on X, per the Telegraph
January 11, 2026 at 3:29 AM
that's unfortunate that they're throwing out the baby(getting jokes, bigger number) with the bathwater(nazi pedos)
luke wilson and billy bob please quit debasing yourselves with these cell phone ads
January 11, 2026 at 3:19 AM
luke wilson and billy bob please quit debasing yourselves with these cell phone ads
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do u guys like this meme i made
June 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
do u guys like this meme i made
got a cute little wood salt cellar. on my kenji lopez alt shit
January 11, 2026 at 2:43 AM
got a cute little wood salt cellar. on my kenji lopez alt shit
the bears curse will not be lifted until brian urlacher realizes bald is beautiful
January 11, 2026 at 2:25 AM
the bears curse will not be lifted until brian urlacher realizes bald is beautiful
this and wake in fright are the two most recent movies where i went in with little context and my jaw was on the floor for most of it
January 11, 2026 at 2:20 AM
this and wake in fright are the two most recent movies where i went in with little context and my jaw was on the floor for most of it
yeah i'm usually gaming on the tv with the broadcast on the laptop so it's always glaring when i'm only watching football
January 11, 2026 at 2:07 AM
yeah i'm usually gaming on the tv with the broadcast on the laptop so it's always glaring when i'm only watching football
my fav thing herby ever said was during a rose bowl broadcast. "There's really nothing like suiting up to play in this game" bro how would you know?!
January 11, 2026 at 2:05 AM
my fav thing herby ever said was during a rose bowl broadcast. "There's really nothing like suiting up to play in this game" bro how would you know?!
herbstreit every time he has to talk positively about a player that did transfer portal
a cartoon character with a sign in the background that says toy
Alt: Mister Demartino from Daria. A middle aged man in a dress shirt and tie talks angrily. One of his eyeballs is bulging and red.
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 1:57 AM
herbstreit every time he has to talk positively about a player that did transfer portal
Dear Anti Trump Republicans,
please stop offering advice on how to beat him when you couldn't stop him from taking over your own party
please stop offering advice on how to beat him when you couldn't stop him from taking over your own party
January 11, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Dear Anti Trump Republicans,
please stop offering advice on how to beat him when you couldn't stop him from taking over your own party
please stop offering advice on how to beat him when you couldn't stop him from taking over your own party