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Emo 🦈
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Sometimes I feel like my wheels ain’t touching the ground

Albuquerque NM.

He/him
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all that funding and yet
January 11, 2026 at 6:36 PM
doubly offensive as a baldo who misses having long hair
January 11, 2026 at 5:35 PM
one time a plant operator told me he gave himself a mullet in solidarity when wallen got "cancelled" for saying the n-word
January 11, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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We will need all the help we can get. My cashapp and Venmo screenname is $nyratk1/@nyratk1

I also have a Gofundme in my pinned post but at this moment prefer Cashapp/Venmo
have appt with psych tomorrow and i think there’s side effects from the prozac that are unpleasant- feeling constantly restless and fidgety
January 8, 2026 at 4:44 PM
lol
January 11, 2026 at 4:37 AM
yes dude air it out bears
January 11, 2026 at 4:25 AM
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the thing about nfl kickers is that many of them used to be college kickers
November 19, 2024 at 2:50 AM
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January 11, 2026 at 2:49 AM
iirc it was mike on your kickstarter sucks and yeah it was like a veil was lifted and it's everywhere now
January 11, 2026 at 4:03 AM
one of the most insightful things i've heard about modern comedy writing was that ted lasso is written like a long form super bowl ad
January 11, 2026 at 3:53 AM
lol that packer guy being right there to scoop the ball up after the perfect fumble punch is so funny
January 11, 2026 at 3:51 AM
also one thing you should do is look at urlacher's wiki page personal life section to see some real weird stuff
January 11, 2026 at 3:41 AM
i hope he saw this
the bears curse will not be lifted until brian urlacher realizes bald is beautiful
January 11, 2026 at 3:36 AM
the biggest hacks i've found are putting a couple star anisse and cardamom pods in with it
January 11, 2026 at 3:35 AM
that's unfortunate that they're throwing out the baby(getting jokes, bigger number) with the bathwater(nazi pedos)
BREAKING: The UK Government is working with Canada and Australia to launch a coordinated ban on X, per the Telegraph
January 11, 2026 at 3:29 AM
luke wilson and billy bob please quit debasing yourselves with these cell phone ads
January 11, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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do u guys like this meme i made
June 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
got a cute little wood salt cellar. on my kenji lopez alt shit
January 11, 2026 at 2:43 AM
the bears curse will not be lifted until brian urlacher realizes bald is beautiful
January 11, 2026 at 2:25 AM
this and wake in fright are the two most recent movies where i went in with little context and my jaw was on the floor for most of it
January 11, 2026 at 2:20 AM
January 11, 2026 at 2:10 AM
yeah i'm usually gaming on the tv with the broadcast on the laptop so it's always glaring when i'm only watching football
January 11, 2026 at 2:07 AM
my fav thing herby ever said was during a rose bowl broadcast. "There's really nothing like suiting up to play in this game" bro how would you know?!
January 11, 2026 at 2:05 AM
herbstreit every time he has to talk positively about a player that did transfer portal
a cartoon character with a sign in the background that says toy
Alt: Mister Demartino from Daria. A middle aged man in a dress shirt and tie talks angrily. One of his eyeballs is bulging and red.
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Dear Anti Trump Republicans,

please stop offering advice on how to beat him when you couldn't stop him from taking over your own party
January 11, 2026 at 1:55 AM