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Emo 🦈
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Sometimes I feel like my wheels ain’t touching the ground

Albuquerque NM.

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so i'm still supposed to find the whole "the eagles fans are tiiiiired" stuff charming when they're about to be 8-2 with two championships over the past decade? sorry i know this makes me a bad leftist
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Unfortunately it seems Rebecca is near the end. Please donate to her funeral expenses to thank her for her life and work in games
Donate to Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer, organized by Rebecca Heineman
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November 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Bad Man
YouTube video by Cory Branan - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
made 6 of these babies over the past week for $20

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wm-...
November 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
haven't seen that new reba show but i just know it's better than horace and pete
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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This moment between KD and Alpi
November 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Believe the survivors. Release the files. All of the files.
November 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
pete davidson still wearing his 9/11 hat afterr riyadh lol
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
flexing my consumer choice at the airport
Weird how many racists like to self-identify themselves as racists.
November 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
this AI just got hired by Swift! #JustTruckerThings #jokes
Coca-Cola paid $3 billion dollars for this ad
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
lol that footage of the wind during the kickers warmups lets fuckin go
November 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
doctor: and i'll be putting you on 15 mg of skyrizi
me: haha good one. no seriously what are you prescribing for me
November 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
whenever "check for skin breakdown" is an answer choice
a cartoon character with a red button in front of him
Alt: Stimpy the cat leaping up and pressing a button with a demented look on his face.
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
found this channel where a guy is going through every college football team(literally every one, not just fbs) and giving their best and/or most famous player. the first one is abilene christian and lol at who their most famous player is.

youtu.be/jH3Ddarwvd8?...
Best From Every NCAA School: Abilene Christian Wildcats
YouTube video by College Football Chronicles
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
lol
All these teams that passed on my friend Shedeur will regret it, BIG TIME. Quinn "P" Ewers is a disaster. He lost to Georgia seven times and should've been benched for the handsome Arch Manning!
November 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
karma
that's an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty on Sean Payton for getting trucked by a ref on that Broncos' INT return
November 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Nick Caley overheard saying "thanks grok, that was a close one" to his phone
November 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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the davis mills experience
November 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
lol texans doink undone by titans penalty
November 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Lotta MTG sounding almost reasonable going around today, so before anyone starts truly pondering the possibilities, please make sure THIS clip from the interview gets around, too
Marjorie Taylor Greene to Dana Bash: "You should have Nick Fuentes on your show"
November 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
he's not betraying them. they just don't like how all the stuff they were promised turned out. tariffs backfired, the optics of ice are hideous, and their supposed pedo hunter turned out to be the king pedo. but i promise not to dunk on anyone who admits they were a ding dong that got rooked twice
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
important to remember you can always wilt some spinach in a skillet with an obscene amount of garlic if you wanna have a less shameful meal
November 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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You Poppin' My Stones?
Adam Scott meeting the pope, for anyone interested in that sort of thing
November 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
that's what's so annoying about the people who come here every 4 months, post "blooskie no fun" and leave until the next time twitter gets more nazi. curate your feeds better, dummies! some assembly required!
my feed is hilarious because it’s about 60% politics people, 20% sports people, and 20% friends from the early days of bluesky who love to post porn

the filters work fine, I’ve got ‘em set to warn so I’m not randomly opening my phone to someone’s tits, but it cracks me up
One of the more idiosyncratic things about Bluesky, which I’m sure dampens its growth potential but whatever, is how many accounts otherwise strictly focused on American politics will, once a week or so, pop off with a little porn. As a treat.

Kinda weird! Kinda fascinating!
November 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM