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The devil going ‘down to Georgia’ implies Satan normally lives in the northeast US, possibly Canada
April 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The devil going ‘down to Georgia’ implies Satan normally lives in the northeast US, possibly Canada
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I went to a concert a couple years ago; one of the opening acts was on stage, and the guy yells, “You ready to get f*cked?!”
Me: [thinking] “No, that’s not why I came here today.”
Him: “You ready to get F*CKED IN THE ASS??!”
Me: [thinking] “No, that’s DEFINITELY not what I came here for!”
Me: [thinking] “No, that’s not why I came here today.”
Him: “You ready to get F*CKED IN THE ASS??!”
Me: [thinking] “No, that’s DEFINITELY not what I came here for!”
April 9, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I went to a concert a couple years ago; one of the opening acts was on stage, and the guy yells, “You ready to get f*cked?!”
Me: [thinking] “No, that’s not why I came here today.”
Him: “You ready to get F*CKED IN THE ASS??!”
Me: [thinking] “No, that’s DEFINITELY not what I came here for!”
Me: [thinking] “No, that’s not why I came here today.”
Him: “You ready to get F*CKED IN THE ASS??!”
Me: [thinking] “No, that’s DEFINITELY not what I came here for!”
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To: Pants
Subject: Incoming
"Fart."
Sent from my Anus
Subject: Incoming
"Fart."
Sent from my Anus
April 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
To: Pants
Subject: Incoming
"Fart."
Sent from my Anus
Subject: Incoming
"Fart."
Sent from my Anus
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look i don't know how to make this any clearer, when someone wants you to "see both sides" and one side is fascism, that person sucks ass and should never be listened to whatever rhetorical tricks they enlist in their cause
April 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
look i don't know how to make this any clearer, when someone wants you to "see both sides" and one side is fascism, that person sucks ass and should never be listened to whatever rhetorical tricks they enlist in their cause
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me looking at a mentally ill 20 year olds art: damn. i lost my edge. this is the kind of shit you can only make when you live in a big dirty house with five other people named things like “evelyn grace dogfucker” and “female beavis”
March 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
me looking at a mentally ill 20 year olds art: damn. i lost my edge. this is the kind of shit you can only make when you live in a big dirty house with five other people named things like “evelyn grace dogfucker” and “female beavis”
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I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
a statue of a hippopotamus with its mouth open and teeth showing .
Alt: A hippo being tossed a watermelon, which it crushes in its massive jaws.
media.tenor.com
March 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
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*yelling into glory hole* GIVE ME MY CHILI DOG BACK, YOU SCOUNDREL
March 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
*yelling into glory hole* GIVE ME MY CHILI DOG BACK, YOU SCOUNDREL
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"democrats plan to color coordinate to communicate opposition" is the biggest loser shit i've ever heard. School Spirit Week-ass action. "I do not give facebook my permission"-ass action. are they hitting themselves in the head with hammers at every DNC event
March 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
"democrats plan to color coordinate to communicate opposition" is the biggest loser shit i've ever heard. School Spirit Week-ass action. "I do not give facebook my permission"-ass action. are they hitting themselves in the head with hammers at every DNC event
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March 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life
January 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life
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this encapsulates what all of this administration is about. they aren’t “accidentally” destroying departments. they are intentionally destroying the government so they can become the government. the only issue they have with the system is they don’t profit from it or control it
February 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
this encapsulates what all of this administration is about. they aren’t “accidentally” destroying departments. they are intentionally destroying the government so they can become the government. the only issue they have with the system is they don’t profit from it or control it
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(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school
December 26, 2024 at 8:45 PM
(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school
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This is also the end of Blood Meridian
February 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
This is also the end of Blood Meridian
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I love going to X the everything app and just searching for a random noun with the word woke in front of it to see what people are up to
February 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I love going to X the everything app and just searching for a random noun with the word woke in front of it to see what people are up to
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I just don’t see how an Executive Order saying Mike Love was the real genius in the Beach Boys could be legally binding
February 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I just don’t see how an Executive Order saying Mike Love was the real genius in the Beach Boys could be legally binding
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there is little hope for this dog those bacteria are too big
February 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
there is little hope for this dog those bacteria are too big
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What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream
February 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream
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Q: Now do pay attention 007...this may look like an ordinary Pepsi bottle, but you will need to piss in it during your thirteen hours shift in the warehouse, as order fulfillment must take precedence to any bathroom break.
BOND (archly): How refreshing. The taste of a new generation, indeed.
BOND (archly): How refreshing. The taste of a new generation, indeed.
February 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Q: Now do pay attention 007...this may look like an ordinary Pepsi bottle, but you will need to piss in it during your thirteen hours shift in the warehouse, as order fulfillment must take precedence to any bathroom break.
BOND (archly): How refreshing. The taste of a new generation, indeed.
BOND (archly): How refreshing. The taste of a new generation, indeed.
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Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?
February 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?
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My changing middle-aged body is craving new and strange flavor combinations
February 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
My changing middle-aged body is craving new and strange flavor combinations
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Good morning gang, let's fulfill this prophecy
February 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Good morning gang, let's fulfill this prophecy