Pete Keeley
@petekeeley.bsky.social
Copy editor by day, copy editor by night also. I work at Puck. I use to work at THR. Also: Deep-cleaning enthusiast. Proud dad and Volvo XC70 owner.
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Pete Keeley
@petekeeley.bsky.social
· Apr 17
“I think people should approach all claims with a healthy amount of skepticism regardless of whether you agree politically with the person making them”
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This is one of the best videos I've ever seen. It has everything! Great character, great music, great pacing, pitch-perfect comic timing. Let this woman direct an episode of Slow Horses!
Debating between a SAD lamp and this on an infinite loop
I already know depression hates to see this man coming. I’m cancelling all of my therapy appointments and adding this song and dance to my morning routine.
*Depression no, no, no ALEGRÍA SI SI SI*
*Depression no, no, no ALEGRÍA SI SI SI*
November 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
This is one of the best videos I've ever seen. It has everything! Great character, great music, great pacing, pitch-perfect comic timing. Let this woman direct an episode of Slow Horses!
Now he tells me!
VANCE SAYS ASKING AMERICANS FOR 'LITTLE BIT OF PATIENCE' ON PRICES
November 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Now he tells me!
What is the “non-woke” take on the American Revolution??
Ken Burns' Civil War is annoyingly hagiographic about Lee as was the style at the time, so the people whining about how he went woke are slightly less media-illiterate than they normally are in this case
November 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
What is the “non-woke” take on the American Revolution??
Reposted by Pete Keeley
never thought I could see federal law enforcement so depraved that it would negatively polarize local cops to the left, but nothing is impossible for ole Donny Trump
An ICE employee was among 16 men arrested after trying to solicit a minor for sex in Bloomington, Minnesota, police say
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
never thought I could see federal law enforcement so depraved that it would negatively polarize local cops to the left, but nothing is impossible for ole Donny Trump
Every child sex criminal in the U.S. is either currently working for DHS or got a pardon from Trump for J6.
An ICE employee was among 16 men arrested after trying to solicit a minor for sex in Bloomington, Minnesota, police say
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Every child sex criminal in the U.S. is either currently working for DHS or got a pardon from Trump for J6.
Trump keeps inching closer and closer to saying FREE LUIGI
Trump: "THE ONLY HEALTHCARE I'LL SUPPORT OR APPROVE IS SENDING MONEY DIRECTLY BACK TO THE PEOPLE W/ NOTHING GOING TO THE BIG, FAT, RICH INSURANCE COMPANIES, WHO HAVE RIPPED OFF AMERICA LONG ENOUGH. THE PEOPLE WILL BE ALLOWED TO NEGOTIATE & BUY THEIR OWN, MUCH BETTER, INSURANCE. POWER TO THE PEOPLE!"
November 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Trump keeps inching closer and closer to saying FREE LUIGI
Never blocked a new follower so fast...
Not sure what Phase 2 is gonna be here, but I don't want to be around for it.
Not sure what Phase 2 is gonna be here, but I don't want to be around for it.
November 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Never blocked a new follower so fast...
Not sure what Phase 2 is gonna be here, but I don't want to be around for it.
Not sure what Phase 2 is gonna be here, but I don't want to be around for it.
Reminder that despite Silicon Valley's best effort, people REALLY don't like AI, and they are liking it LESS every year.
It's pretty crazy to me that no politicians seem to have noticed this salient fact, and staked out a position aligned with the VAST MAJORITY of American voters. Maybe next year!
It's pretty crazy to me that no politicians seem to have noticed this salient fact, and staked out a position aligned with the VAST MAJORITY of American voters. Maybe next year!
November 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Reminder that despite Silicon Valley's best effort, people REALLY don't like AI, and they are liking it LESS every year.
It's pretty crazy to me that no politicians seem to have noticed this salient fact, and staked out a position aligned with the VAST MAJORITY of American voters. Maybe next year!
It's pretty crazy to me that no politicians seem to have noticed this salient fact, and staked out a position aligned with the VAST MAJORITY of American voters. Maybe next year!
Reposted by Pete Keeley
Dems should just go all in on Epstein Files. Get Obama and George Bush out there at a presser calling Trump a pedophile, just crank the heat to 1000 and get the normies fired up
November 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Dems should just go all in on Epstein Files. Get Obama and George Bush out there at a presser calling Trump a pedophile, just crank the heat to 1000 and get the normies fired up
This tracks but I don’t think anyone hint in the Epstein emails that Trump DID is any worse than what he’s already been accused of. I mean… I assume what he did to Clinton was consentual…
Trump's policies are inflicting so much harm even his allies can see it. Yet he's mostly doing exactly what he promised to. If they revolt over policy, they'll reveal they were fools to back him in the first place. They need a *moral* reason to abandon him. The Epstein files provide just that.
November 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
This tracks but I don’t think anyone hint in the Epstein emails that Trump DID is any worse than what he’s already been accused of. I mean… I assume what he did to Clinton was consentual…
Damn she’s probably the first person this has ever happened to.
Marjorie Taylor Greene says she’s being inundated with threats because of Trump’s rhetoric. Violent threats are wrong no matter what.
This is an opportunity for MTG and others on the right to reflect on all the violent threats Trump has incited through the years - including on Jan. 6.
This is an opportunity for MTG and others on the right to reflect on all the violent threats Trump has incited through the years - including on Jan. 6.
November 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Damn she’s probably the first person this has ever happened to.
Lots of people in the comments assuming that schools do this to help the kids, rather than themselves. At my kids’ old school that did… not seem to be the case. (Not saying this is universal)
November 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Lots of people in the comments assuming that schools do this to help the kids, rather than themselves. At my kids’ old school that did… not seem to be the case. (Not saying this is universal)
[Trump’s aides explaining that everyone is calling him the “throat goat” because his voice is so manly]
November 15, 2025 at 6:04 AM
[Trump’s aides explaining that everyone is calling him the “throat goat” because his voice is so manly]
I know I shouldn’t react to bait like this but… didn’t it literally do that?
Like, they literally wrote the article!!
Like, they literally wrote the article!!
If the NYT told the story of the homeless teenager exploited by Matt Gaetz with even half as much empathy as it tells the story of Olivia Nuzzi, it would be in danger of committing journalism.
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I know I shouldn’t react to bait like this but… didn’t it literally do that?
Like, they literally wrote the article!!
Like, they literally wrote the article!!
The downtown Fogo de Chao is like if Long Island had its own embassy in Manhattan
Walking through midtown Manhattan today. @normcharlatan.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The downtown Fogo de Chao is like if Long Island had its own embassy in Manhattan
I just got a street cleaning ticket
November 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I just got a street cleaning ticket
It’s up to 30 million now?
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It’s up to 30 million now?
That is clearly not what this means, but if Bill Clinton wanted to redeem himself he’d hold a press conference today being like, “Yes it’s true. Trump sucked me off.”
WHAT.
whhhhattttt.
To be clear we are talking about Donald J. Trump fellating William Jefferson Clinton?
IS THAT WHAT I AM READING
whhhhattttt.
To be clear we are talking about Donald J. Trump fellating William Jefferson Clinton?
IS THAT WHAT I AM READING
Mark Epstein asked his brother Jeffrey Epstein whether Steve Bannon could confirm if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba. Jeffrey Epstein: "I thought I had tsuris,” using the Yiddish term for troubles. #OpDeathEaters
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
That is clearly not what this means, but if Bill Clinton wanted to redeem himself he’d hold a press conference today being like, “Yes it’s true. Trump sucked me off.”
Tax wealth over $1 billion at 100%
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Tax wealth over $1 billion at 100%
You think that's bad. An exhaustive analysis of the NYT masthead proves that, in fact, 99% of their journalists have never written a single story about Trump’s mafia ties or Epstein!
53 NYT articles by Maggie Haberman about Hillary’s emails, 48 about Benghazi, not one about Trump’s mafia ties or Epstein.
Tells you everything you need to know.
www.citjourno.org/maggie3
Tells you everything you need to know.
www.citjourno.org/maggie3
November 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
You think that's bad. An exhaustive analysis of the NYT masthead proves that, in fact, 99% of their journalists have never written a single story about Trump’s mafia ties or Epstein!
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It is very funny that Ken Starr shows up in these and Bill Clinton doesn’t
"This could take down Democrats, too."
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
November 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It is very funny that Ken Starr shows up in these and Bill Clinton doesn’t
And now this lady is the attorney general who is refusing to release the files. Probably nothing tho...
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
And now this lady is the attorney general who is refusing to release the files. Probably nothing tho...
Important detail that no one is talking about here: Why does this guy look like he's wearung two layers of skin?
According to the car wash owner, agents arrested employees before they could obtain their documentation from their work lockers. So many were likely here legally.
Here's hoping this article on Zac boasting about how he ruined some immigrants' lives follows him around for a very long time.
Here's hoping this article on Zac boasting about how he ruined some immigrants' lives follows him around for a very long time.
BU College Republicans president says he called ICE to ‘detain these criminals’ at Allston Car Wash
The president of Boston University College Republicans wrote on X he called the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement requesting it detain employees at Allston Car Wash, the site of a Nov. 4 raid w...
dailyfreepress.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Important detail that no one is talking about here: Why does this guy look like he's wearung two layers of skin?
Also, and I can't believe I have to say this but… there is not a person at the NYT who just like, reads every reporter's emails and tattles to the boss about any newsworthy tidbits that didn't make it into a story!
We’re seeing materials that no journalists, not Julie Brown, not Ronan Farrow, not anyone from any paper, managed to get access to before now. The conspiracy theories bouncing around about NYT are nothing more than a show people’s ignorance of what goes into a real piece of investigative journalism
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Also, and I can't believe I have to say this but… there is not a person at the NYT who just like, reads every reporter's emails and tattles to the boss about any newsworthy tidbits that didn't make it into a story!
Did it... backfire?
"All they could do to distract from the Schumer shutdown cover-up is leak Epstein emails ... What a sleazy leak."
Jesse Watters attacks Democrats for releasing Epstein emails
www.mediamatters.org
November 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Did it... backfire?