Spencer El Güerote
@perrarespecter.bsky.social
Aunque fuere mil veces esclava, otras tantas ser libre sabrá
Telling the Others to get me a killdozer
if you're in Pluribus world, what car are you stealing to use?
Mine's gonna be a 1975ish Corvette Stingray with a T top
Mine's gonna be a 1975ish Corvette Stingray with a T top
December 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Telling the Others to get me a killdozer
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My family is blessed to have a roof over their head and bills paid on time and food on the table. Even as I struggle to find work.
It's because of your continued support, and we're deeply grateful.
Even a buck or two at a time adds up!
I'm thiiirdperson at cashapp, kofi, venmo, and paypal.
It's because of your continued support, and we're deeply grateful.
Even a buck or two at a time adds up!
I'm thiiirdperson at cashapp, kofi, venmo, and paypal.
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December 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My family is blessed to have a roof over their head and bills paid on time and food on the table. Even as I struggle to find work.
It's because of your continued support, and we're deeply grateful.
Even a buck or two at a time adds up!
I'm thiiirdperson at cashapp, kofi, venmo, and paypal.
It's because of your continued support, and we're deeply grateful.
Even a buck or two at a time adds up!
I'm thiiirdperson at cashapp, kofi, venmo, and paypal.
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!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social:
is.gd/paU8Ko
(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
is.gd/paU8Ko
(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
December 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social:
is.gd/paU8Ko
(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
is.gd/paU8Ko
(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
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and away we go type shit
December 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
and away we go type shit
This but it doesn’t count when I do it
people whose whole engagement strategy is quote posting to agree with something: just give it a clean repost man
December 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
This but it doesn’t count when I do it
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PRO TIP: get all your holiday shopping done early by not having any money or friends
December 19, 2024 at 4:13 PM
PRO TIP: get all your holiday shopping done early by not having any money or friends
As opposed to God’s beautiful capitalist America, where you get to take your house with you when you move. It’s your property! And you don’t even have to be naked while moving
December 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
As opposed to God’s beautiful capitalist America, where you get to take your house with you when you move. It’s your property! And you don’t even have to be naked while moving
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#BREAKING I have cut my interest rate. I am now less interested
an older woman says who cares in front of a picture
ALT: an older woman says who cares in front of a picture
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
#BREAKING I have cut my interest rate. I am now less interested
Heartwarming shit
Just made without hyperbole the best tacos of my life! 🌮 Uber tried to get me to buy taco bell, but I uno reverse by making my own tortillas, ground beef and all the stuff and had the greatest tacos in my entire existence.
December 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Heartwarming shit
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I’m trying the viral toast with butter
December 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I’m trying the viral toast with butter
There’s also a select, discreet third group of pioneers who know 8 seconds in a microwave brings fridge cold butter to perfect spreadability. 9 seconds turns it into soup, however.
there are people who let their butter soften on the kitchen counter before using it and then there are people who don’t love themselves
December 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
There’s also a select, discreet third group of pioneers who know 8 seconds in a microwave brings fridge cold butter to perfect spreadability. 9 seconds turns it into soup, however.
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WOLF: little pig, little pig, let me come in
PIG: not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!
WOLF: what
PIG: i said go away!!
WOLF: no say what you said before
PIG: seriously fuck off
PIG: not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!
WOLF: what
PIG: i said go away!!
WOLF: no say what you said before
PIG: seriously fuck off
December 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
WOLF: little pig, little pig, let me come in
PIG: not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!
WOLF: what
PIG: i said go away!!
WOLF: no say what you said before
PIG: seriously fuck off
PIG: not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!
WOLF: what
PIG: i said go away!!
WOLF: no say what you said before
PIG: seriously fuck off
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Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.
December 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
POW-ER MU-SIC E-LEC-TRIC RE-VI-VAL! POW-ER MU-SIC E-LEC-TRIC RE-VI-VAL! POW-ER MU-SIC E-LEC-TRIC RE-VI-VAL! POW-ER MU-SIC E-LEC-TRIC RE-VI-VAL!
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
POW-ER MU-SIC E-LEC-TRIC RE-VI-VAL! POW-ER MU-SIC E-LEC-TRIC RE-VI-VAL! POW-ER MU-SIC E-LEC-TRIC RE-VI-VAL! POW-ER MU-SIC E-LEC-TRIC RE-VI-VAL!
Mandan called him a fascist to his face and Trump is ogling him like Bubba and you’re MAD??? This is how we WIN
November 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Mandan called him a fascist to his face and Trump is ogling him like Bubba and you’re MAD??? This is how we WIN
Right? Seeing a democrat politician actually try to get shit done… it sends shivers down the spine…….
I really dislike Zohran standing there with him. I get he's probably playing politics to prevent NYC from getting federal funds struck or stuff like that but it just rubs me the wrong way.
November 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Right? Seeing a democrat politician actually try to get shit done… it sends shivers down the spine…….
Wouldn’t you agree that enemies who gift us a big wooden horse statue are infinitely preferable over enemies who just attack us??
I hate this sort of meme.
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Wouldn’t you agree that enemies who gift us a big wooden horse statue are infinitely preferable over enemies who just attack us??
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Why did every bot page that reposts this have to copy the og post that calls it a doozy? Nobody calls anything a doozy. Just say you’re a fucking bot. I read these exact words on a buzzfeed ad in 2011
In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Why did every bot page that reposts this have to copy the og post that calls it a doozy? Nobody calls anything a doozy. Just say you’re a fucking bot. I read these exact words on a buzzfeed ad in 2011
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Holding myself accountable: I'm the guy they put in charge of guarding the Epstein files and I slipped when I was carrying them and they flew into the air and fell right into a dang paper shredder. I will learn and grow from this experience
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Holding myself accountable: I'm the guy they put in charge of guarding the Epstein files and I slipped when I was carrying them and they flew into the air and fell right into a dang paper shredder. I will learn and grow from this experience
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former vice president dick cheney has died again.
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
former vice president dick cheney has died again.
Lotta Utah republicans bitching about state run grocery stores in New York should worry about the state run liquor stores in Utah. Closed on Sundays? Fuck off
November 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Lotta Utah republicans bitching about state run grocery stores in New York should worry about the state run liquor stores in Utah. Closed on Sundays? Fuck off
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For 25 years I was told my infant twin sister was "taken by the fae folk", thinking it was just my parents' way of teaching a child about an incomprehensible death. Then I met her and learned they just left her at a Walmart. Her adopted parents are barely even elfin. Except for their dark Charms.
November 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
For 25 years I was told my infant twin sister was "taken by the fae folk", thinking it was just my parents' way of teaching a child about an incomprehensible death. Then I met her and learned they just left her at a Walmart. Her adopted parents are barely even elfin. Except for their dark Charms.
Crazy that I went to the theater twice on the least attended Halloweekend since the 80s and it was just to watch Twilight Breaking Dawn pts 1 and 2, which I hate.
“Regretting You” led the box office over the weekend, but only grossed an estimated $8.1 million.
Box Office Suffers Worst October Since 1990s As Halloween Weekend Sputters
“Regretting You” led the box office over the weekend, but only grossed an estimated $8.1 million.
www.forbes.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Crazy that I went to the theater twice on the least attended Halloweekend since the 80s and it was just to watch Twilight Breaking Dawn pts 1 and 2, which I hate.