Ankle Megami Tensei
@stochasticooze.bsky.social
Atheist Jew and alleged commie. Video game enthusiast. Renowned curmudgeon and picker of nits. He / him / "hey ugly".
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always knew the burrito taxi industry was scummy but this is the most unfathomably evil, cartoon villain shit I’ve read in a while. jfc
January 2, 2026 at 4:02 PM
always knew the burrito taxi industry was scummy but this is the most unfathomably evil, cartoon villain shit I’ve read in a while. jfc
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while my mom was pregnant with me, she was delivering chinese food on bike in new orleans. i like to think that the music she heard in the streets made me the way i am now.
happy new year everyone!
happy new year everyone!
January 2, 2026 at 4:23 AM
while my mom was pregnant with me, she was delivering chinese food on bike in new orleans. i like to think that the music she heard in the streets made me the way i am now.
happy new year everyone!
happy new year everyone!
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Slumlord update: the Mamdani administration is intervening in the bankruptcy case. Current stalking horse bidder is an even worse slumlord
Mamdani picks Cea Weaver for tenant job, wades into housing bankruptcy case
The mayor said he will direct city lawyers to intervene in Pinnacle Group’s 5,000-unit bankruptcy case.
www.crainsnewyork.com
January 2, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Slumlord update: the Mamdani administration is intervening in the bankruptcy case. Current stalking horse bidder is an even worse slumlord
Always funny when someone replies to me and then immediately blocks me
I can't read whatever pithy comment you made if you block me, dummy
That's why I use the mute in those situations
I can't read whatever pithy comment you made if you block me, dummy
That's why I use the mute in those situations
January 1, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Always funny when someone replies to me and then immediately blocks me
I can't read whatever pithy comment you made if you block me, dummy
That's why I use the mute in those situations
I can't read whatever pithy comment you made if you block me, dummy
That's why I use the mute in those situations
Also finished 48 games (not counting replays). Which is probably a lot of the reason I only finished 12 books.
Chip ‘n Dale Rescue Rangers 2
Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine
Altered Beast [1988]
Disney’s Aladdin [Master System]
Alien Syndrome
The Lucky Dime Caper Starring Donald Duck
Chip ‘n Dale Rescue Rangers 2
Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine
Altered Beast [1988]
Disney’s Aladdin [Master System]
Alien Syndrome
The Lucky Dime Caper Starring Donald Duck
January 1, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Also finished 48 games (not counting replays). Which is probably a lot of the reason I only finished 12 books.
Chip ‘n Dale Rescue Rangers 2
Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine
Altered Beast [1988]
Disney’s Aladdin [Master System]
Alien Syndrome
The Lucky Dime Caper Starring Donald Duck
Chip ‘n Dale Rescue Rangers 2
Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine
Altered Beast [1988]
Disney’s Aladdin [Master System]
Alien Syndrome
The Lucky Dime Caper Starring Donald Duck
Only finished 16 books in 2025
Better than last year but not by much
Going to make an effort to read more this year
List if anyone's interested:
John Howard Griffin - Black Like Me
Emile Habibi - The Secret Life of Saeed the Pessoptimist
Ta-Nehisi Coates - The Message
Better than last year but not by much
Going to make an effort to read more this year
List if anyone's interested:
John Howard Griffin - Black Like Me
Emile Habibi - The Secret Life of Saeed the Pessoptimist
Ta-Nehisi Coates - The Message
January 1, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Only finished 16 books in 2025
Better than last year but not by much
Going to make an effort to read more this year
List if anyone's interested:
John Howard Griffin - Black Like Me
Emile Habibi - The Secret Life of Saeed the Pessoptimist
Ta-Nehisi Coates - The Message
Better than last year but not by much
Going to make an effort to read more this year
List if anyone's interested:
John Howard Griffin - Black Like Me
Emile Habibi - The Secret Life of Saeed the Pessoptimist
Ta-Nehisi Coates - The Message
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it's dope how we all know someone is going to kill at least a daycare worker and probably some kids soon but we have to just sit back and wait for it to happen because the venal sclerotic dipshits who are ostensibly the good, reasonable, compassionate ones just don't actually care, at all
January 1, 2026 at 4:30 PM
it's dope how we all know someone is going to kill at least a daycare worker and probably some kids soon but we have to just sit back and wait for it to happen because the venal sclerotic dipshits who are ostensibly the good, reasonable, compassionate ones just don't actually care, at all
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BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
The year is 2096. Most of the Earth's coastal cities are underwater. The average global temperature is 77°F. A news item appears in your cybernetic eye-feed:
"And Atlus announced that in honor of Persona's 100th anniversary, they are about to release a new game: Persona 5 Baseball!"
"And Atlus announced that in honor of Persona's 100th anniversary, they are about to release a new game: Persona 5 Baseball!"
Fitness Boxing Persona 5 announcement teased www.gematsu.com/2025/12/fitn...
"???: What are you getting ready for?
???: Heh heh heh… This time, I’m preparing a training plan that’s a bit different from usual. After all, stamina is essential for a Phantom Thief!"
"???: What are you getting ready for?
???: Heh heh heh… This time, I’m preparing a training plan that’s a bit different from usual. After all, stamina is essential for a Phantom Thief!"
January 1, 2026 at 4:20 AM
The year is 2096. Most of the Earth's coastal cities are underwater. The average global temperature is 77°F. A news item appears in your cybernetic eye-feed:
"And Atlus announced that in honor of Persona's 100th anniversary, they are about to release a new game: Persona 5 Baseball!"
"And Atlus announced that in honor of Persona's 100th anniversary, they are about to release a new game: Persona 5 Baseball!"
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An official account of the United States government is dreamposting about deporting 80+ million citizens
December 31, 2025 at 11:16 PM
An official account of the United States government is dreamposting about deporting 80+ million citizens
So this is stupid for a lot of reasons, but the one that strikes me the most is this: If everybody iives in one of 80 cities, who's growing and harvesting crops? Who's raising and slaughtering chickens and cows and pigs? That alone makes the whole thing ridiculous, let alone the poison vaccine shit
🧪A few more hours to go…
January 1, 2026 at 1:12 AM
So this is stupid for a lot of reasons, but the one that strikes me the most is this: If everybody iives in one of 80 cities, who's growing and harvesting crops? Who's raising and slaughtering chickens and cows and pigs? That alone makes the whole thing ridiculous, let alone the poison vaccine shit
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Because of a conspiracy theory-based stunt by a January 6 insurrectionist who was trying to intimidate children and daycare workers, Trump is now freezing ALL childcare payments across the country.
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
December 31, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Because of a conspiracy theory-based stunt by a January 6 insurrectionist who was trying to intimidate children and daycare workers, Trump is now freezing ALL childcare payments across the country.
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Professors and teachers: Consider assigning your students some of the many AI-related suicide/murder court documents. I'm going to in my creative writing courses. This could be relevant material in any classroom in which you think AI is a factor. Which is to say, all of them.
Uh… check out what ChatGPT allegedly told a man before he killed his mother and then himself.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
December 31, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Professors and teachers: Consider assigning your students some of the many AI-related suicide/murder court documents. I'm going to in my creative writing courses. This could be relevant material in any classroom in which you think AI is a factor. Which is to say, all of them.
Started reading the fifth Discworld novel, Wyrd Sisters
On the left is how the book appears in my Kobo library
On the right is the actual cover page of the book, which looks like it was made in MS Paint in like ten minutes
It's not even a big deal but I'm just like... why?
On the left is how the book appears in my Kobo library
On the right is the actual cover page of the book, which looks like it was made in MS Paint in like ten minutes
It's not even a big deal but I'm just like... why?
December 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Started reading the fifth Discworld novel, Wyrd Sisters
On the left is how the book appears in my Kobo library
On the right is the actual cover page of the book, which looks like it was made in MS Paint in like ten minutes
It's not even a big deal but I'm just like... why?
On the left is how the book appears in my Kobo library
On the right is the actual cover page of the book, which looks like it was made in MS Paint in like ten minutes
It's not even a big deal but I'm just like... why?
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Impossible to hate the IDF enough
December 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Impossible to hate the IDF enough
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This is the world Justice Kavanaugh sanctioned in his foolish & unnecessary concurring opinion to the Court’s order in Noem v Vasquez Perdomo. His hopes of cleaning up that blunder with a plaintive footnote in last week’s concurring opinion in Trump v. Illinois, demonstrates his staggering naïveté.
"'I have my ID!' Mubashir shouted repeatedly, as heard on the video. The agents do not respond."
www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...
www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...
ICE agents tackle, arrest American citizen in Minneapolis
Federal immigration agents tackled and arrested a Somali American man in Minneapolis on Tuesday and detained him for about two hours for no apparent reason other than his ethnicity.
www.mprnews.org
December 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
This is the world Justice Kavanaugh sanctioned in his foolish & unnecessary concurring opinion to the Court’s order in Noem v Vasquez Perdomo. His hopes of cleaning up that blunder with a plaintive footnote in last week’s concurring opinion in Trump v. Illinois, demonstrates his staggering naïveté.
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FASCISTS: lol chomsky is in the epstein files the libs are sooo mad about their hero
LIBERALS: the commies are sooo mad about their hero
COMMUNISTS: the anarchists are sooo mad about their hero
ANARCHISTS: we're sooo mad anyone thinks we like chomsky. sucks for the linguists though
LINGUISTS: lmao
LIBERALS: the commies are sooo mad about their hero
COMMUNISTS: the anarchists are sooo mad about their hero
ANARCHISTS: we're sooo mad anyone thinks we like chomsky. sucks for the linguists though
LINGUISTS: lmao
December 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
FASCISTS: lol chomsky is in the epstein files the libs are sooo mad about their hero
LIBERALS: the commies are sooo mad about their hero
COMMUNISTS: the anarchists are sooo mad about their hero
ANARCHISTS: we're sooo mad anyone thinks we like chomsky. sucks for the linguists though
LINGUISTS: lmao
LIBERALS: the commies are sooo mad about their hero
COMMUNISTS: the anarchists are sooo mad about their hero
ANARCHISTS: we're sooo mad anyone thinks we like chomsky. sucks for the linguists though
LINGUISTS: lmao
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This is how Christopher Caldwell begins his essay on Zohran Mamdani for the Claremont Review of Books.
Why are these people such freaks?
Why are these people such freaks?
December 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
This is how Christopher Caldwell begins his essay on Zohran Mamdani for the Claremont Review of Books.
Why are these people such freaks?
Why are these people such freaks?
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At one point, the two men in this video don’t identify themselves to daycare workers, demand to know where the children are, and then try to yank open the door as the female employees pull on it to keep them out.
December 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
At one point, the two men in this video don’t identify themselves to daycare workers, demand to know where the children are, and then try to yank open the door as the female employees pull on it to keep them out.
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They gave Balatro an 18+ only rating because it had poker cards in it.
Disney Solitaire has literal actual real money gambling with dark pattern lootbox microtransactions and is for ages 3 and above.
Disney Solitaire has literal actual real money gambling with dark pattern lootbox microtransactions and is for ages 3 and above.
Just had to check
December 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
They gave Balatro an 18+ only rating because it had poker cards in it.
Disney Solitaire has literal actual real money gambling with dark pattern lootbox microtransactions and is for ages 3 and above.
Disney Solitaire has literal actual real money gambling with dark pattern lootbox microtransactions and is for ages 3 and above.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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thanks to AI you can now become the malignant illusion spinning demiurge whom Descartes had to axiomatically banish in order to make Rationality possible
The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
December 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
thanks to AI you can now become the malignant illusion spinning demiurge whom Descartes had to axiomatically banish in order to make Rationality possible
A commercial for Miracle on 34th Street just showed up on the video I was watching and I swear because of the way the guy said it I though he said, "Do you believe in Xanatos?"
I mean he DOES have a red suit
But he's not in the habit of giving gifts (at least not without strings attached)
I mean he DOES have a red suit
But he's not in the habit of giving gifts (at least not without strings attached)
December 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
A commercial for Miracle on 34th Street just showed up on the video I was watching and I swear because of the way the guy said it I though he said, "Do you believe in Xanatos?"
I mean he DOES have a red suit
But he's not in the habit of giving gifts (at least not without strings attached)
I mean he DOES have a red suit
But he's not in the habit of giving gifts (at least not without strings attached)
