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stochasticooze.bsky.social
Ankle Megami Tensei
@stochasticooze.bsky.social
Atheist Jew and alleged commie. Video game enthusiast. Renowned curmudgeon and picker of nits. He / him / "hey ugly".
but I can't use solar panels to make fake porn of Ariana Grande fucking Kate Upton with an impossibly large penis

You see the problem
November 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
They'll probably make a Rumble Roses gacha phone game

And if you think I'm just being needlessly cynical, reminder that the first new Suikoden game in over a decade is going to be a gacha phone game
November 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
What I get out of this is that she was mad that she didn't have an excuse to shoot a bunch of sick people
November 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
If there were no happy outcome possible, they shouldn't have caused the shutdown in the first place. This implies they caused weeks of needless suffering for millions of people.
November 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
They need to swap the medicine for cyanide
November 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Side note, this may explain why a new employee who's in her 20s called my officemate "cutthroat" and evidently meant it as a compliment

She seemed to think it meant "speaking matter-of-factly"
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Why wouldn't you just look the word you don't know up in a dictionary
November 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Of course these are the same people who okayed this ad campaign:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2_5...
Game.Com Commercial 2
YouTube video by classicgamingbr
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Even at the time I was baffled as to how anybody thought the GameDotCom was a good idea

It was basically a Game Boy with some half-assed PDA features at a time when the Game Boy was already super old

Even if the GBC hadn't come out the following year it would've been dead in the water
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
It's also kind of a thing that happens in Let the Right One In

(the book, I haven't seen the movie so I don't know if it's in that)
November 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Bunch of ancient busibodies more worried about some kid getting high than the planet becoming uninhabitable
November 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Yeah, Obamacare sucks but it's better than nothing
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Okay but I would actually really enjoy a movie that plays into that trope

Just one, though. More than that would be exhausting
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Said by someone who cannot get pregnant
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
And at the end he dies in hell and goes back to Earth

...I'm going by Achewood's afterlife rules here
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
That handgun is ridiculous. I feel like she'd break her wrist the first time she fired it.
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Unless you have time-stop powers I think you're setting yourself up for disappointment here
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I dunno that seems like a good indication that you shouldn't own a cat
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Mine "only" went up about $150/month

Still absurd
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
is he under the impression that Homer's Odyssey was written sometime between 1870 and 1930
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
You just lost, and at least nine of you did it deliberately.
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM