P.J. [peej] Tikalsky
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📍Chicago, É-U via OK & some others
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Super funny to me that Kaskade, one of the highest grossing DJs of the last 20 years, is Mormon
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Super funny to me that Kaskade, one of the highest grossing DJs of the last 20 years, is Mormon
I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win
A man who was set to be executed — for a killing his brother admitted to — has been granted clemency at the last minute
Tremane Wood Spared From Execution In Shocking Decision
His case marks only the second time Gov. Kevin Stitt has commuted a death sentence since entering office in 2019.
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win
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Jeffrey Epstein the first person to ever confess to a crime in Wingdings
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Jeffrey Epstein the first person to ever confess to a crime in Wingdings
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i have said this before but i think that the people who were “charmed” by epstein wanted to be charmed
honestly one of the most striking things about epstein's emails is the fact that the man, described in many places as "a genius," is essentially subliterate
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
i have said this before but i think that the people who were “charmed” by epstein wanted to be charmed
The thing is boomers Iove emails. And frankly for good reason it’s like one of the only cool things the internet age produced! But they love their emails and I’m not kidding when most of the conversations I’ve had with my boomer dad not in person or over the phone have been via email
I think these guys sent too many emails
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The thing is boomers Iove emails. And frankly for good reason it’s like one of the only cool things the internet age produced! But they love their emails and I’m not kidding when most of the conversations I’ve had with my boomer dad not in person or over the phone have been via email
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Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.
![Post by christian aka @nopoweradeinusa
woman: you said you had netflix?
me: this is much better
[I open a folder titled “movies” on my computer and the mechanical whirring of an 11 year old SATA hard-drive overwhelms the room entirely]
me: have you seen enter the void?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k6kg5ccozcphfcmp4zyx3s64/bafkreifrufej5lrdm2666pw4jkid5u3ej2txw4l7vdfnbn4oabkc7fvktq@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.
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the biggest lesson from the emails today is that powerful people are so unafraid of consequences for crimes as bad as “raping children” that they will just talk about it openly in emails
the only path to a better society is one where that is no longer true
the only path to a better society is one where that is no longer true
November 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
the biggest lesson from the emails today is that powerful people are so unafraid of consequences for crimes as bad as “raping children” that they will just talk about it openly in emails
the only path to a better society is one where that is no longer true
the only path to a better society is one where that is no longer true
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Another thing this email trove has convinced me of is that NYT has been actively and consciously helping Trump since 2015. It wasn't just casual sexism, double standards, and political reporting Kayfabe. They were doing catch and kill
November 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Another thing this email trove has convinced me of is that NYT has been actively and consciously helping Trump since 2015. It wasn't just casual sexism, double standards, and political reporting Kayfabe. They were doing catch and kill
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Yes, and: There are lots of reporting jobs at startup nonprofit local news organizations doing really important work outside of corporate ownership, for any journalists willing to consider living outside of the nation's three largest cities!
November 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Yes, and: There are lots of reporting jobs at startup nonprofit local news organizations doing really important work outside of corporate ownership, for any journalists willing to consider living outside of the nation's three largest cities!
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when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky
Ex. A: Read in 12th grade lit; Was the first book that just made me go "ohhhhhhh" out loud
Ex. B: Probably the first Novel I read that could be considered "funny." 1st read freshman year of uni
Ex. C: 1st read in 6th grade. First comic I read that wasn't Tintin; changed how I saw comics forever
Ex. B: Probably the first Novel I read that could be considered "funny." 1st read freshman year of uni
Ex. C: 1st read in 6th grade. First comic I read that wasn't Tintin; changed how I saw comics forever
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Ex. A: Read in 12th grade lit; Was the first book that just made me go "ohhhhhhh" out loud
Ex. B: Probably the first Novel I read that could be considered "funny." 1st read freshman year of uni
Ex. C: 1st read in 6th grade. First comic I read that wasn't Tintin; changed how I saw comics forever
Ex. B: Probably the first Novel I read that could be considered "funny." 1st read freshman year of uni
Ex. C: 1st read in 6th grade. First comic I read that wasn't Tintin; changed how I saw comics forever
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Every technology problem is three social problems in a trench coat
ok one last post -- oldheads are always going to "why is the web dying.... how can we get the kids invested in the free and open web"
bro the kids can't read. that's why the web is dying. first things first
bro the kids can't read. that's why the web is dying. first things first
November 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Every technology problem is three social problems in a trench coat
Reading her wiki and discovering she’s that productive while physically writing everything out might be the most insane part of it all
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Reading her wiki and discovering she’s that productive while physically writing everything out might be the most insane part of it all
Glad to see Elon get cooked etc. but part of me sees the JCO tweets + this and see it as a hollow victory bc they’re way over 280 characters
hoo boy
November 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Glad to see Elon get cooked etc. but part of me sees the JCO tweets + this and see it as a hollow victory bc they’re way over 280 characters
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There’s a really obvious answer to this and it’s that 007/James Bond is a title and not a person. You can literally retcon whatever you want
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
There’s a really obvious answer to this and it’s that 007/James Bond is a title and not a person. You can literally retcon whatever you want
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it snowed one time and they’re packing it in
News: Feds are said to be on their way out of Chicago in the near future. Via @jmetr22b.bsky.social and me www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/10/f...
Federal Border Patrol Chief Gregory Bovino and agents said to be leaving Chicago, sources say
Cmdr. Gregory Bovino was expected to depart Chicago within days, while most Border Patrol agents under this command would soon be redeployed elsewhere, three sources told the Tribune Monday.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
it snowed one time and they’re packing it in
Matt LaFleur I think it’s time
November 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Matt LaFleur I think it’s time
Between the ACA and trying to put the weed genie back in the bottle I’m really starting to think cultural production stopped after 2015 and we’ve just been relitigating the same things for a decade now
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Between the ACA and trying to put the weed genie back in the bottle I’m really starting to think cultural production stopped after 2015 and we’ve just been relitigating the same things for a decade now
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Me: [drinks straight from OJ carton]
Troy Aikman, appearing from behind the fridge door: That’s why he struggles, Joe, and it’s not getting better
Troy Aikman, appearing from behind the fridge door: That’s why he struggles, Joe, and it’s not getting better
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Me: [drinks straight from OJ carton]
Troy Aikman, appearing from behind the fridge door: That’s why he struggles, Joe, and it’s not getting better
Troy Aikman, appearing from behind the fridge door: That’s why he struggles, Joe, and it’s not getting better
Running up some All Quiet on this Remembrance Day Eve. Thank you to YouTube TV for ridding me of packers nonsense
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Running up some All Quiet on this Remembrance Day Eve. Thank you to YouTube TV for ridding me of packers nonsense
Posting about the Edmund Fitzgerald with this aura is so unbelievably funny
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Posting about the Edmund Fitzgerald with this aura is so unbelievably funny
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It's very funny for Schumer to try this penny-ante three-card monte routine on BlueSky, the world's largest gathering of Senate procedure sickos
November 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
It's very funny for Schumer to try this penny-ante three-card monte routine on BlueSky, the world's largest gathering of Senate procedure sickos
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Meesa subject of historical reanalysis
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Meesa subject of historical reanalysis
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american health care is fundamentally based on insurance in one form or another and every time it gets tweaked a lot of people reveal that they do not understand or do not support the concept of insurance
Remember that insurance is actually a thing you hope never to use, and then read this critique.
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
american health care is fundamentally based on insurance in one form or another and every time it gets tweaked a lot of people reveal that they do not understand or do not support the concept of insurance