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"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense
April 2, 2025 at 12:57 PM
"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense
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there's "terminally online" and then there's "terminally online (desktop)" and it is so much worse
March 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
there's "terminally online" and then there's "terminally online (desktop)" and it is so much worse
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not a single ween song on any peloton class. NO low intensity ween recovery rides. NO post-row stretches set to Mister Would You Please Help My Pony. its wrong and it has to end
March 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
not a single ween song on any peloton class. NO low intensity ween recovery rides. NO post-row stretches set to Mister Would You Please Help My Pony. its wrong and it has to end
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might fuck around and move into the country to eat a lot of peaches
March 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
might fuck around and move into the country to eat a lot of peaches
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love when you make a post like “eating the perfect sandwich” and someone responds “actually it’s not perfect for someone with a gluten allergy” like damn ur right I should kill myself
March 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
love when you make a post like “eating the perfect sandwich” and someone responds “actually it’s not perfect for someone with a gluten allergy” like damn ur right I should kill myself
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i’m. going. to. eat. a. goddamn. burgherrrh.
February 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
i’m. going. to. eat. a. goddamn. burgherrrh.
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There's a way for drake to come back from this and that is to make a ska record
February 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
There's a way for drake to come back from this and that is to make a ska record
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If DOGE so much as breathes on NPR’s Tiny Desk concerts I swear to god bro. I will crash out.
February 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
If DOGE so much as breathes on NPR’s Tiny Desk concerts I swear to god bro. I will crash out.
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I always assumed that knowing the lyrics to the first Tenacious D album was how you made women fall in love with you but so far it’s only worked with adult bearded men my exact age
January 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I always assumed that knowing the lyrics to the first Tenacious D album was how you made women fall in love with you but so far it’s only worked with adult bearded men my exact age
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sex is not enough i need a cheesy gordita crunch
January 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
sex is not enough i need a cheesy gordita crunch
To all medical researchers worldwide
We eradicated smallpox, we eradicated Polio
The next on the chopping block better be lactose intolerance
Please let me eat cheese in peace again
We eradicated smallpox, we eradicated Polio
The next on the chopping block better be lactose intolerance
Please let me eat cheese in peace again
January 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
To all medical researchers worldwide
We eradicated smallpox, we eradicated Polio
The next on the chopping block better be lactose intolerance
Please let me eat cheese in peace again
We eradicated smallpox, we eradicated Polio
The next on the chopping block better be lactose intolerance
Please let me eat cheese in peace again
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I don’t get musicians who get rich and don’t immediately start doing big budget weird as shit music videos
December 29, 2024 at 5:15 AM
I don’t get musicians who get rich and don’t immediately start doing big budget weird as shit music videos
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it's lars ulrich's birthday so do remember to illegally download an album today
December 26, 2024 at 2:28 PM
it's lars ulrich's birthday so do remember to illegally download an album today
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Per Deadline, Chris Nolan’s next movie will be an adaption of Odyssey. Exact roles have not been revealed yet but the tea leaves are pointing to Zendaya as Cappy and Tom Holland as Mario.
December 24, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Per Deadline, Chris Nolan’s next movie will be an adaption of Odyssey. Exact roles have not been revealed yet but the tea leaves are pointing to Zendaya as Cappy and Tom Holland as Mario.
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had a zyn for the first time tonight. i looked into gods eyes and he looked back
December 24, 2024 at 6:52 AM
had a zyn for the first time tonight. i looked into gods eyes and he looked back
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Tonight you will be visited by three ghosts!
*puts out a charcuterie tray for Patrick Swayze, Slimer and Beetlejuice*
*puts out a charcuterie tray for Patrick Swayze, Slimer and Beetlejuice*
December 23, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Tonight you will be visited by three ghosts!
*puts out a charcuterie tray for Patrick Swayze, Slimer and Beetlejuice*
*puts out a charcuterie tray for Patrick Swayze, Slimer and Beetlejuice*
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barista: what can i get you
me: i’ll have a few minutes inside the bean grinder, pls
me: i’ll have a few minutes inside the bean grinder, pls
December 21, 2024 at 1:12 PM
barista: what can i get you
me: i’ll have a few minutes inside the bean grinder, pls
me: i’ll have a few minutes inside the bean grinder, pls
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CHARLIE BROWN: happy holidays!
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wampwahwahwah
CHARLIE BROWN: it’s not a war on Christmas, it’s just respecting people who celebrate other holidays
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wahwahwampwah
CHARLIE BROWN: no, Jesus wasn’t white
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wampwahwahwah
CHARLIE BROWN: it’s not a war on Christmas, it’s just respecting people who celebrate other holidays
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wahwahwampwah
CHARLIE BROWN: no, Jesus wasn’t white
December 21, 2024 at 3:39 AM
CHARLIE BROWN: happy holidays!
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wampwahwahwah
CHARLIE BROWN: it’s not a war on Christmas, it’s just respecting people who celebrate other holidays
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wahwahwampwah
CHARLIE BROWN: no, Jesus wasn’t white
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wampwahwahwah
CHARLIE BROWN: it’s not a war on Christmas, it’s just respecting people who celebrate other holidays
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wahwahwampwah
CHARLIE BROWN: no, Jesus wasn’t white
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can we not do the "die hard is a Christmas movie" thing here please. "remember thing that wasn't entertaining or edifying on twitter but just a non-argument about which even the most bored person alive could not credibly be thought to actually care" can we not. for my Christmas present. please
December 15, 2024 at 2:40 PM
can we not do the "die hard is a Christmas movie" thing here please. "remember thing that wasn't entertaining or edifying on twitter but just a non-argument about which even the most bored person alive could not credibly be thought to actually care" can we not. for my Christmas present. please
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If you're going out to see a gig, don't listen to too much music on your way there. You'll ruin your music appetite and spoil the evening for yourself.
December 10, 2024 at 5:58 PM
If you're going out to see a gig, don't listen to too much music on your way there. You'll ruin your music appetite and spoil the evening for yourself.