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Devil's Cabana Girl
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December 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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People say they want to manufacture real things in America again BUT they complain that it’s “inappropriate” and “not productive” to talk about how we need lots of guillotines. Like make up your minds!
December 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
When I say "libertarians are just Republicans that smoke weed"
If you were a dumb guy in the 90s that only hung out with other dumb guys this was the point you would make to sound like an intellectual
December 1, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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IT HAPPENED
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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I believe this might be “bait”
November 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
And then they're like, "why won't my kids come to Thanksgiving?!"
The MAGA cult is so far gone that they truly believe Dear Leader should be allowed to kill their own children.
On “The Necessary Conversation” podcast, Chad’s Trump supporter parents tell him the military should follow Trump’s illegal orders and kill everyone in LA if Trump commanded it — even with him and his sister in the city😳
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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Same energy
November 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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THURL RAVENSCROFT: ♫ Stink! Stank! Stunk!
THE GRINCH:
December 24, 2023 at 2:39 PM
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We wish you Baby it’s
a Merry cold outside
Christmas
🤝
we won’t go
until we get some
December 8, 2024 at 12:43 AM
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Several Republican members of Congress have said that they are retiring to spend more time with other people's children.
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
You want me to choose ONE
November 17, 2025 at 6:37 AM
New band name just dropped
WHAT I JUST LEARNED: the number and intensity of solar flares has “created a rare "cannibal CME," where coronal mass ejections (CME) form one large, fast-moving CME.”

CANNIBAL CORONAL MASS EJECTION. That’s what’s happening.
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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It was located entirely within my kitchen.
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:

For posting AI generated videos of Himself flying a Plane full of Shite
October 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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October 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Found this video while explaining the Portland Frogs to someone. Enjoy!
October 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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[Exit King.]
October 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
September 24, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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half-remembering that thing about how most Roman citizens experienced the fall of Rome as simply one day their local bridge went out and nobody came around to repair it
April 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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"Escalator now stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
Donald Trump and Melania get on an escalator at the UN and it immediately stops working 🤣
September 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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This is what I do when I think about the Confederacy's humiliation
Des Moines has you all beat
September 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM