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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
member of Tun Uw, love to play darts, fan of NHRA. Near Pittsburgh.

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spaghettin' it on
full of pasta and ready to fuck
November 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Beauty and the Beak
November 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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I’ve just encountered the phrase “modulus of rupture” in a technical document

let the headbanging commence \m/
November 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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I tried to make carpooling more enjoyable. It doesn't make the traffic better, but I now make racecar noises when I change lanes.
November 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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I look at my students and envy what they have that the world hasn’t taken away from them yet.

Like I wish I had the confidence to hold a full conversation about dinosaurs while picking boogers and eating them without breaking eye contact even once.
November 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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ok, i’m back, i think bluesky learned its lesson
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Shuts off faucet

I am your king

Screams moans and death

Turns on faucet

I am your savior

AMERICA
November 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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creating a pepper X sauce and dribbling it seductively across the plate
November 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Me: "I'm seeing someone."
Therapist: "Is it serious?"
Me: "He narrates everything I do in a British accent, so yeah.”
November 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
full of pasta and ready to fuck
November 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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‘Tis the season to avoid people.
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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I have zero interest in people.
May 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Singing Home Boys Home really loud at work and absolutely clapping the hell out of the claps in the chorus
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Donny Downturn is a sick name 😂😂😂
Donnie Downturn Knows Jack Shit
About Running An Economy.......
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Banished grifter MTG , "humbly " begging for us to leave the toxic politcs behind is PEAK 2025.

Guillotines all around!
November 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Good morning! Ori & Baldur, our 2 Icelandic stallions, are out there working off some of the stress after a tense Packers victory yesterday.
November 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Beefing over bacon is bird behavior.
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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I'm going to need a lot more coffee to get through today
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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I love when a cat head-bonks you. So good. And a doggy leg-lean? Sublime stuff. No notes.
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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So, it turns out used hearses are very expensive unless they have very high miles. ☹️
November 17, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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I Object
Object Less

Thus

Shadow Less
November 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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The trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much, then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the kitchen like a rat.
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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gotta respect Sticky Fingers for naming their product after the worst thing about their product
November 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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we’re in dogs hands now
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Sorry my Sunday Funday was better than yours.
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM