Anne
@pacificselkie.bsky.social
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We gotta do a nationwide inquest into antisocial behavior. Leaving your dog's poop on the street. Not returning shopping carts. The What's Wrong With You initiative
people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
We gotta do a nationwide inquest into antisocial behavior. Leaving your dog's poop on the street. Not returning shopping carts. The What's Wrong With You initiative
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God: Welcome
Me: So what was the meaning of life?
God: Did you ever see a cat do something stupid and then act all embarrassed?
Me: Yeah. That's the whole—
God: Hilarious
Me: So what was the meaning of life?
God: Did you ever see a cat do something stupid and then act all embarrassed?
Me: Yeah. That's the whole—
God: Hilarious
December 14, 2025 at 5:57 AM
God: Welcome
Me: So what was the meaning of life?
God: Did you ever see a cat do something stupid and then act all embarrassed?
Me: Yeah. That's the whole—
God: Hilarious
Me: So what was the meaning of life?
God: Did you ever see a cat do something stupid and then act all embarrassed?
Me: Yeah. That's the whole—
God: Hilarious
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If you see this, you may if you like repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
If you see this, you may if you like repost with your model of positive masculinity.
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Me: hmm, blood pressure's pretty low today
Me: *hears 2 seconds of Christmas music*
Me: ah there we go
Me: *hears 2 seconds of Christmas music*
Me: ah there we go
December 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Me: hmm, blood pressure's pretty low today
Me: *hears 2 seconds of Christmas music*
Me: ah there we go
Me: *hears 2 seconds of Christmas music*
Me: ah there we go
JFC, I'm tired. Today's been a rough one on the ol' sense of optimism.
I hope this godforsaken bubble bursts soon, and I hope to see a day when I'll never need to ask "is this AI?" again.
I hope this godforsaken bubble bursts soon, and I hope to see a day when I'll never need to ask "is this AI?" again.
November 28, 2025 at 7:38 AM
JFC, I'm tired. Today's been a rough one on the ol' sense of optimism.
I hope this godforsaken bubble bursts soon, and I hope to see a day when I'll never need to ask "is this AI?" again.
I hope this godforsaken bubble bursts soon, and I hope to see a day when I'll never need to ask "is this AI?" again.
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Email from a student who turned in a ChatGPT essay. Not even looking at the ChatGPT output in the apology 🥴
![Dear [Professor’s Name],
I want to sincerely apologize for my actions regarding my midterm submission.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fs6z2b756buwsdsjkle6utfi/bafkreiecvhzfgr4tlwyy2mvpbvjncqkysytwsxvidaoressh7peonoso3y@jpeg)
November 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Email from a student who turned in a ChatGPT essay. Not even looking at the ChatGPT output in the apology 🥴
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this sounds like a great idea. luckily there are no extremely serious consequences to providing false information to the Internal Revenue Service
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
this sounds like a great idea. luckily there are no extremely serious consequences to providing false information to the Internal Revenue Service
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A two page "novel" was just discovered written by Jack Kerouac in the items of deceased gangster boss Paul Castellano, who was killed by Gambino in 1985.
Read the text of the novel here in the pics. Best five minutes you’ll have this week, guaranteed:
Read the text of the novel here in the pics. Best five minutes you’ll have this week, guaranteed:
October 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
A two page "novel" was just discovered written by Jack Kerouac in the items of deceased gangster boss Paul Castellano, who was killed by Gambino in 1985.
Read the text of the novel here in the pics. Best five minutes you’ll have this week, guaranteed:
Read the text of the novel here in the pics. Best five minutes you’ll have this week, guaranteed:
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I am writing this because it has swiftly become crystal clear to me that many people have no idea what is happening or how this works. Here is a thread for non-academics to put into context what just happened to Dr. Mark Bray, a fellow historian.
October 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I am writing this because it has swiftly become crystal clear to me that many people have no idea what is happening or how this works. Here is a thread for non-academics to put into context what just happened to Dr. Mark Bray, a fellow historian.
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Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.
It’s dinner time for the police. Appears to be pizza from a Salvation Army van.
Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.
Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.
October 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.
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every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
October 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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It’s the “workstations” part that’s so funny. Start checking the paperclips
The Trump administration has ordered FBI employees in Washington, DC, to immediately search their workstations and digital media for any records pertaining to the disappearance of Amelia Earhart, a law enforcement source told CNN.
FBI employees ordered to immediately search for records related to Amelia Earhart, source says | CNN Politics
The Trump administration has ordered FBI employees in Washington, DC, to immediately search their workstations and digital media for any records pertaining to the disappearance of Amelia Earhart, a la...
www.cnn.com
October 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
It’s the “workstations” part that’s so funny. Start checking the paperclips
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Man, I'm sorry, but reading all these AI generated essays from students, it just sucks all the joy out of everything. It's exhausting, makes you into a weird paranoid cop, grinds you down, wastes your time, makes you feel like shit about everything.
Fuck this shit technology and all its enablers.
Fuck this shit technology and all its enablers.
October 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Man, I'm sorry, but reading all these AI generated essays from students, it just sucks all the joy out of everything. It's exhausting, makes you into a weird paranoid cop, grinds you down, wastes your time, makes you feel like shit about everything.
Fuck this shit technology and all its enablers.
Fuck this shit technology and all its enablers.
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Somewhere in America, a young Hispanic girl is hiding in an attic writing a diary.
October 4, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Somewhere in America, a young Hispanic girl is hiding in an attic writing a diary.
Aw heck, we've lost Jane Goodall. My coolest-ever birthday twin. :(
October 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Aw heck, we've lost Jane Goodall. My coolest-ever birthday twin. :(
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Ice cream truck funerals apparently produce the most horror movie ass sound you can hear in real life
June 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Ice cream truck funerals apparently produce the most horror movie ass sound you can hear in real life
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Parasite becomes aggressive.
Sure all the musicians looking at our £0.0003 Spotify payouts for our work are delighted this is what our fans’ money went towards instead, and the fans equally pleased.
Artists are always very in favour of war, traditionally.
Sure all the musicians looking at our £0.0003 Spotify payouts for our work are delighted this is what our fans’ money went towards instead, and the fans equally pleased.
Artists are always very in favour of war, traditionally.
June 22, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Parasite becomes aggressive.
Sure all the musicians looking at our £0.0003 Spotify payouts for our work are delighted this is what our fans’ money went towards instead, and the fans equally pleased.
Artists are always very in favour of war, traditionally.
Sure all the musicians looking at our £0.0003 Spotify payouts for our work are delighted this is what our fans’ money went towards instead, and the fans equally pleased.
Artists are always very in favour of war, traditionally.
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Decorative lettering from 1902 is 😘
April 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Decorative lettering from 1902 is 😘
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what a brilliant and definitely useful technology
April 21, 2025 at 6:02 AM
what a brilliant and definitely useful technology
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Hell yes!
GOOD NEWS! Researchers at the University of Buffalo have developed a nanoparticle-based vaccine candidate for H5N1 avian influenza (clade 2.3.4.4b) that achieved 100% PROTECTION in preclinical trials. The vaccine is under development for potential use in BOTH veterinary AND human medicine. 🧪🧵⬇️
April 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Hell yes!
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Flora is the Roman goddess of flowers & Spring 💫
Similar to #StBrigid she is also associated with new life & fertility
'Honey is my gift' she said, 'I call the winged honey-makers to violets, clover & greying thyme'🌿
#LegendaryWednesday #Spring #Equinox #Deities #Folklore #Honey #Nature
Similar to #StBrigid she is also associated with new life & fertility
'Honey is my gift' she said, 'I call the winged honey-makers to violets, clover & greying thyme'🌿
#LegendaryWednesday #Spring #Equinox #Deities #Folklore #Honey #Nature
March 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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I understand that these are dark times that call for courage. But keep in mind I am just a baby
March 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I understand that these are dark times that call for courage. But keep in mind I am just a baby
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Someone made a Wiley E. Coyote style painted wall to see if Tesla’s autopilot would detect it and well…
March 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Someone made a Wiley E. Coyote style painted wall to see if Tesla’s autopilot would detect it and well…
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don’t meet your heros. i finally saw the critters from redwall irl and they don’t even talk. they’re just pissing and shitting everywhere.
February 22, 2025 at 9:07 AM
don’t meet your heros. i finally saw the critters from redwall irl and they don’t even talk. they’re just pissing and shitting everywhere.
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well it has certainly been an amusing prank to let the worst people alive take over the american government for a few weeks, but I think it's probably gone on long enough
February 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
well it has certainly been an amusing prank to let the worst people alive take over the american government for a few weeks, but I think it's probably gone on long enough