God Emperor Paul
@ovid9.bsky.social
he/him over 40. metal, cats, books, anxiety. borderline socialist. always fucking tired.
"That city sewer slut's the vibe."
"That city sewer slut's the vibe."
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
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Goddam why does 1918 go so hard
December 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Goddam why does 1918 go so hard
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It would be cool if the media put more accurate headlines like “despite having zero authority over state laws, Trump writes a grandstanding memo.” But this would mean having a corporate media not 100% complicit in allowing a completely bullshit coup over the past decade.
Trump signs AI executive order pushing to ban state laws
Trump signs AI executive order pushing to ban state laws
States with AI laws could lose federal broadband funding
buff.ly
December 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
It would be cool if the media put more accurate headlines like “despite having zero authority over state laws, Trump writes a grandstanding memo.” But this would mean having a corporate media not 100% complicit in allowing a completely bullshit coup over the past decade.
"Jeep: There's only one. Here's our lineup of 5 different Jeeps. Of which there is only one. Also, they're still a Stellantis product so LOL GLHF"
December 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
"Jeep: There's only one. Here's our lineup of 5 different Jeeps. Of which there is only one. Also, they're still a Stellantis product so LOL GLHF"
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Polling: "Do you think the rich have too much political power in the U.S.?"
Yes: 80%
No: 8%
Independent voters are 81%/6% on this; even Trump voters are 68%/18%.
Maybe a political party could lead on this issue.
d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/ec...
Yes: 80%
No: 8%
Independent voters are 81%/6% on this; even Trump voters are 68%/18%.
Maybe a political party could lead on this issue.
d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/ec...
December 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Polling: "Do you think the rich have too much political power in the U.S.?"
Yes: 80%
No: 8%
Independent voters are 81%/6% on this; even Trump voters are 68%/18%.
Maybe a political party could lead on this issue.
d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/ec...
Yes: 80%
No: 8%
Independent voters are 81%/6% on this; even Trump voters are 68%/18%.
Maybe a political party could lead on this issue.
d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/ec...
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I got in trouble because this accidentally played during a work meeting while I had my mic muted and started laughing so hard I didn't hear people asking me questions
December 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I got in trouble because this accidentally played during a work meeting while I had my mic muted and started laughing so hard I didn't hear people asking me questions
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Given the season a thought: Instead of saying "Y group is worse off than Z group in the past!" how about you say "We could basically eliminate want if we cared to, what if we tried to move closer to that for all? Presently!"
~500 ppl are killing millions through their greed. We can do better.
~500 ppl are killing millions through their greed. We can do better.
December 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Given the season a thought: Instead of saying "Y group is worse off than Z group in the past!" how about you say "We could basically eliminate want if we cared to, what if we tried to move closer to that for all? Presently!"
~500 ppl are killing millions through their greed. We can do better.
~500 ppl are killing millions through their greed. We can do better.
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I'm from Minnesota. This is attempted murder.
ICE detain U.S. citizen for looking Somali—use illegal chokehold to tackle him to ground.
Man repeatedly begs agents to look at his digital passport ID—they refuse.
Drove him 7 miles away before releasing him alone into Minnesota snow storm—told him to "walk home" in freezing weather advisory.
Man repeatedly begs agents to look at his digital passport ID—they refuse.
Drove him 7 miles away before releasing him alone into Minnesota snow storm—told him to "walk home" in freezing weather advisory.
December 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I'm from Minnesota. This is attempted murder.
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"I asked ChatGPT"
"I asked Grok"
Well, I asked the Sailor Moon fortune telling crystal ball. We are not the same.
"I asked Grok"
Well, I asked the Sailor Moon fortune telling crystal ball. We are not the same.
December 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
"I asked ChatGPT"
"I asked Grok"
Well, I asked the Sailor Moon fortune telling crystal ball. We are not the same.
"I asked Grok"
Well, I asked the Sailor Moon fortune telling crystal ball. We are not the same.
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Counterpoint: Shut up
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Counterpoint: Shut up
If i go missing this is why.
Lord help me I'm going in
December 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
If i go missing this is why.
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Venezuelan drugs are the new weapons of mass destruction.
It was always about oil, not drugs.
It’s why there’s been no evidence of drugs.
It’s why they haven’t wanted to leave survivors.
The US seizing an oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela further proves this.
They’re saying they’re keeping the oil.
It’s piracy and murder.
It’s why there’s been no evidence of drugs.
It’s why they haven’t wanted to leave survivors.
The US seizing an oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela further proves this.
They’re saying they’re keeping the oil.
It’s piracy and murder.
December 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Venezuelan drugs are the new weapons of mass destruction.
Holy shit Indiana.
Wow. Congrats kids. That was impressive as hell.
Wow. Congrats kids. That was impressive as hell.
December 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Holy shit Indiana.
Wow. Congrats kids. That was impressive as hell.
Wow. Congrats kids. That was impressive as hell.
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Look, I'm just gonna tell cishet white people right now--Newsom ain't the one. You got Walz and Pritzker out here. You do not need a Bill Clinton clone wearing Mitt Romney's skin.
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Look, I'm just gonna tell cishet white people right now--Newsom ain't the one. You got Walz and Pritzker out here. You do not need a Bill Clinton clone wearing Mitt Romney's skin.
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I'm not sure it's in the self interest of America's tech bro billionaires to suggest that we bring back public executions to punish the most destructive people in our society.
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I'm not sure it's in the self interest of America's tech bro billionaires to suggest that we bring back public executions to punish the most destructive people in our society.
It's that time of year again where we make college kids throw balls through a hoop to hopefully avoid a lifetime of crippling debt.
AMERICA!
AMERICA!
December 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
It's that time of year again where we make college kids throw balls through a hoop to hopefully avoid a lifetime of crippling debt.
AMERICA!
AMERICA!
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The average Reinsdorf organization has three seasons per decade where everyone should be fired but can’t because they all just signed secret extensions. This Bulls team has a big YOU ARE HERE sign hanging over them right now.
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The average Reinsdorf organization has three seasons per decade where everyone should be fired but can’t because they all just signed secret extensions. This Bulls team has a big YOU ARE HERE sign hanging over them right now.
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*taps mic*
Ahem
THE US MILITARY IS NOT APOLITICAL, IT IS NONPARTISAN. BY ITS VERY EXISTENCE IT IS POLITICAL.
Please disseminate to the highest levels because they still aren’t getting it
That is all. Carry on.
Ahem
THE US MILITARY IS NOT APOLITICAL, IT IS NONPARTISAN. BY ITS VERY EXISTENCE IT IS POLITICAL.
Please disseminate to the highest levels because they still aren’t getting it
That is all. Carry on.
December 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
*taps mic*
Ahem
THE US MILITARY IS NOT APOLITICAL, IT IS NONPARTISAN. BY ITS VERY EXISTENCE IT IS POLITICAL.
Please disseminate to the highest levels because they still aren’t getting it
That is all. Carry on.
Ahem
THE US MILITARY IS NOT APOLITICAL, IT IS NONPARTISAN. BY ITS VERY EXISTENCE IT IS POLITICAL.
Please disseminate to the highest levels because they still aren’t getting it
That is all. Carry on.
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God forbid a mammal have *hobbies*
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
www.axios.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
God forbid a mammal have *hobbies*
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TODAY'S COMIC: Dog's Wisdom
December 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
TODAY'S COMIC: Dog's Wisdom
Jake Tapper yet again proving he sucks balls & cares about himself above anything.
Were the book sales worth it @jaketapper.bsky.social?
You really are an insufferable sellout.
You really are an insufferable sellout.
Biden never slept through meetings but Jake Tapper wrote a whole book about how he was too old.
December 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Jake Tapper yet again proving he sucks balls & cares about himself above anything.
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I can’t wait til the jagoffs attacking trans folks for just living their lives are ostracized from society. Eat shit, assholes.
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered. n.pr/48HypvT
HHS changed the name of transgender health leader on her official portrait
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered.
n.pr
December 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I can’t wait til the jagoffs attacking trans folks for just living their lives are ostracized from society. Eat shit, assholes.