God Emperor Paul
@ovid9.bsky.social
he/him over 40. metal, cats, books, anxiety. borderline socialist. always fucking tired.
"That city sewer slut's the vibe."
"That city sewer slut's the vibe."
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I got in trouble because this accidentally played during a work meeting while I had my mic muted and started laughing so hard I didn't hear people asking me questions
December 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I got in trouble because this accidentally played during a work meeting while I had my mic muted and started laughing so hard I didn't hear people asking me questions
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Given the season a thought: Instead of saying "Y group is worse off than Z group in the past!" how about you say "We could basically eliminate want if we cared to, what if we tried to move closer to that for all? Presently!"
~500 ppl are killing millions through their greed. We can do better.
~500 ppl are killing millions through their greed. We can do better.
December 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Given the season a thought: Instead of saying "Y group is worse off than Z group in the past!" how about you say "We could basically eliminate want if we cared to, what if we tried to move closer to that for all? Presently!"
~500 ppl are killing millions through their greed. We can do better.
~500 ppl are killing millions through their greed. We can do better.
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I'm from Minnesota. This is attempted murder.
ICE detain U.S. citizen for looking Somali—use illegal chokehold to tackle him to ground.
Man repeatedly begs agents to look at his digital passport ID—they refuse.
Drove him 7 miles away before releasing him alone into Minnesota snow storm—told him to "walk home" in freezing weather advisory.
Man repeatedly begs agents to look at his digital passport ID—they refuse.
Drove him 7 miles away before releasing him alone into Minnesota snow storm—told him to "walk home" in freezing weather advisory.
December 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I'm from Minnesota. This is attempted murder.
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"I asked ChatGPT"
"I asked Grok"
Well, I asked the Sailor Moon fortune telling crystal ball. We are not the same.
"I asked Grok"
Well, I asked the Sailor Moon fortune telling crystal ball. We are not the same.
December 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
"I asked ChatGPT"
"I asked Grok"
Well, I asked the Sailor Moon fortune telling crystal ball. We are not the same.
"I asked Grok"
Well, I asked the Sailor Moon fortune telling crystal ball. We are not the same.
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Counterpoint: Shut up
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Counterpoint: Shut up
If i go missing this is why.
Lord help me I'm going in
December 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
If i go missing this is why.
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Venezuelan drugs are the new weapons of mass destruction.
It was always about oil, not drugs.
It’s why there’s been no evidence of drugs.
It’s why they haven’t wanted to leave survivors.
The US seizing an oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela further proves this.
They’re saying they’re keeping the oil.
It’s piracy and murder.
It’s why there’s been no evidence of drugs.
It’s why they haven’t wanted to leave survivors.
The US seizing an oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela further proves this.
They’re saying they’re keeping the oil.
It’s piracy and murder.
December 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Venezuelan drugs are the new weapons of mass destruction.
Holy shit Indiana.
Wow. Congrats kids. That was impressive as hell.
Wow. Congrats kids. That was impressive as hell.
December 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Holy shit Indiana.
Wow. Congrats kids. That was impressive as hell.
Wow. Congrats kids. That was impressive as hell.
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Look, I'm just gonna tell cishet white people right now--Newsom ain't the one. You got Walz and Pritzker out here. You do not need a Bill Clinton clone wearing Mitt Romney's skin.
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Look, I'm just gonna tell cishet white people right now--Newsom ain't the one. You got Walz and Pritzker out here. You do not need a Bill Clinton clone wearing Mitt Romney's skin.
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I'm not sure it's in the self interest of America's tech bro billionaires to suggest that we bring back public executions to punish the most destructive people in our society.
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I'm not sure it's in the self interest of America's tech bro billionaires to suggest that we bring back public executions to punish the most destructive people in our society.
It's that time of year again where we make college kids throw balls through a hoop to hopefully avoid a lifetime of crippling debt.
AMERICA!
AMERICA!
December 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
It's that time of year again where we make college kids throw balls through a hoop to hopefully avoid a lifetime of crippling debt.
AMERICA!
AMERICA!
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The average Reinsdorf organization has three seasons per decade where everyone should be fired but can’t because they all just signed secret extensions. This Bulls team has a big YOU ARE HERE sign hanging over them right now.
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The average Reinsdorf organization has three seasons per decade where everyone should be fired but can’t because they all just signed secret extensions. This Bulls team has a big YOU ARE HERE sign hanging over them right now.
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*taps mic*
Ahem
THE US MILITARY IS NOT APOLITICAL, IT IS NONPARTISAN. BY ITS VERY EXISTENCE IT IS POLITICAL.
Please disseminate to the highest levels because they still aren’t getting it
That is all. Carry on.
Ahem
THE US MILITARY IS NOT APOLITICAL, IT IS NONPARTISAN. BY ITS VERY EXISTENCE IT IS POLITICAL.
Please disseminate to the highest levels because they still aren’t getting it
That is all. Carry on.
December 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
*taps mic*
Ahem
THE US MILITARY IS NOT APOLITICAL, IT IS NONPARTISAN. BY ITS VERY EXISTENCE IT IS POLITICAL.
Please disseminate to the highest levels because they still aren’t getting it
That is all. Carry on.
Ahem
THE US MILITARY IS NOT APOLITICAL, IT IS NONPARTISAN. BY ITS VERY EXISTENCE IT IS POLITICAL.
Please disseminate to the highest levels because they still aren’t getting it
That is all. Carry on.
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God forbid a mammal have *hobbies*
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
www.axios.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
God forbid a mammal have *hobbies*
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TODAY'S COMIC: Dog's Wisdom
December 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
TODAY'S COMIC: Dog's Wisdom
Jake Tapper yet again proving he sucks balls & cares about himself above anything.
Were the book sales worth it @jaketapper.bsky.social?
You really are an insufferable sellout.
You really are an insufferable sellout.
Biden never slept through meetings but Jake Tapper wrote a whole book about how he was too old.
December 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Jake Tapper yet again proving he sucks balls & cares about himself above anything.
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I can’t wait til the jagoffs attacking trans folks for just living their lives are ostracized from society. Eat shit, assholes.
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered. n.pr/48HypvT
HHS changed the name of transgender health leader on her official portrait
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered.
n.pr
December 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I can’t wait til the jagoffs attacking trans folks for just living their lives are ostracized from society. Eat shit, assholes.
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okay, what the fuck is going on with this dumbass franklin the turtle shit. this is even stupider and more embarrassing than normal, and these fucking clowns aren't within a country mile of normal to start with.
December 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
okay, what the fuck is going on with this dumbass franklin the turtle shit. this is even stupider and more embarrassing than normal, and these fucking clowns aren't within a country mile of normal to start with.
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I’d rather confess to cheating on my taxes than hand a judge anything you could accurately describe as “threadbare”
BREAKING: DOJ submits threadbare declarations from DHS Sec Kristi Noem and two senior lawyers in response to Chief Judge Boasberg’s ongoing contempt inquiry.
Background: www.lawdork.com/p/aclu-lawye...
Notice: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Declarations:
Background: www.lawdork.com/p/aclu-lawye...
Notice: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Declarations:
December 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I’d rather confess to cheating on my taxes than hand a judge anything you could accurately describe as “threadbare”
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Somali Minnesotans are a part of the fabric of our beautiful state.
Somali Minnesotans are teachers, nurses, neighbors - our friends. Trump's vile hate has no home here.
Somali Minnesotans are teachers, nurses, neighbors - our friends. Trump's vile hate has no home here.
December 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Somali Minnesotans are a part of the fabric of our beautiful state.
Somali Minnesotans are teachers, nurses, neighbors - our friends. Trump's vile hate has no home here.
Somali Minnesotans are teachers, nurses, neighbors - our friends. Trump's vile hate has no home here.
a reminder that NF is a virulent racist POS and that even if a stopped clock is right 1-2x a day it doesn't make it less useless.
If you find yourself working with a NF supporter because of "overlapping ideals" stop & reconsider your ideals as you are working with a racist POS.
Stop being dumb.
If you find yourself working with a NF supporter because of "overlapping ideals" stop & reconsider your ideals as you are working with a racist POS.
Stop being dumb.
Nick Fuentes has been working overtime to sanitize his image and present himself as a uniter of the left and right. Very clearly using language often associated with the left.
This is part of a larger effort by the anti-Zionist antisemitic far right to recruit people on the left.
This is part of a larger effort by the anti-Zionist antisemitic far right to recruit people on the left.
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
a reminder that NF is a virulent racist POS and that even if a stopped clock is right 1-2x a day it doesn't make it less useless.
If you find yourself working with a NF supporter because of "overlapping ideals" stop & reconsider your ideals as you are working with a racist POS.
Stop being dumb.
If you find yourself working with a NF supporter because of "overlapping ideals" stop & reconsider your ideals as you are working with a racist POS.
Stop being dumb.