God Emperor Paul
@ovid9.bsky.social
he/him over 40. metal, cats, books, anxiety. borderline socialist. always fucking tired.
"That city sewer slut's the vibe."
"That city sewer slut's the vibe."
I had the 1993 iteration I bought with some detasseling money.
December 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I had the 1993 iteration I bought with some detasseling money.
making these fun little nostalgic brick GI Joe vehicles. Some look like the OG vehicles, others are.......well, that lil plane is the Night Raven. lol
the quality of the bricks is shit, but they're fun.
the quality of the bricks is shit, but they're fun.
November 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
making these fun little nostalgic brick GI Joe vehicles. Some look like the OG vehicles, others are.......well, that lil plane is the Night Raven. lol
the quality of the bricks is shit, but they're fun.
the quality of the bricks is shit, but they're fun.
i have no idea.
I'm assuming they had a keyboard & just kinda had fun? (first track right now)
Also, wtf? lol
I'm assuming they had a keyboard & just kinda had fun? (first track right now)
Also, wtf? lol
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
i have no idea.
I'm assuming they had a keyboard & just kinda had fun? (first track right now)
Also, wtf? lol
I'm assuming they had a keyboard & just kinda had fun? (first track right now)
Also, wtf? lol
my nephew just turned 10 & is super into otters and this is the most adorable thing ever.
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
my nephew just turned 10 & is super into otters and this is the most adorable thing ever.
my brother had been watching an ant climb his wall.
It fell, but then climbed again.
This exchange between him & one of our buddies has me cackling. (My bro is a climber)
I don't think it translates to anyone else, but I am dying.
It fell, but then climbed again.
This exchange between him & one of our buddies has me cackling. (My bro is a climber)
I don't think it translates to anyone else, but I am dying.
November 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
my brother had been watching an ant climb his wall.
It fell, but then climbed again.
This exchange between him & one of our buddies has me cackling. (My bro is a climber)
I don't think it translates to anyone else, but I am dying.
It fell, but then climbed again.
This exchange between him & one of our buddies has me cackling. (My bro is a climber)
I don't think it translates to anyone else, but I am dying.
OMG
It went from messed up internet lulz to OMG WHAT THE FUCK in one google search from the comments.
(shoutout dude in comments who i am too high to find again)
It went from messed up internet lulz to OMG WHAT THE FUCK in one google search from the comments.
(shoutout dude in comments who i am too high to find again)
October 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
OMG
It went from messed up internet lulz to OMG WHAT THE FUCK in one google search from the comments.
(shoutout dude in comments who i am too high to find again)
It went from messed up internet lulz to OMG WHAT THE FUCK in one google search from the comments.
(shoutout dude in comments who i am too high to find again)
August 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
OMG SO MUCH THIS!
I try not to be pendantic about things, but if you're off by so far in your war gear that Abrams Tanks in the Crusades would make sense.............do better.
I try not to be pendantic about things, but if you're off by so far in your war gear that Abrams Tanks in the Crusades would make sense.............do better.
August 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
OMG SO MUCH THIS!
I try not to be pendantic about things, but if you're off by so far in your war gear that Abrams Tanks in the Crusades would make sense.............do better.
I try not to be pendantic about things, but if you're off by so far in your war gear that Abrams Tanks in the Crusades would make sense.............do better.
This meme.....its perfect.
Niche, but perfect.
Niche, but perfect.
August 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This meme.....its perfect.
Niche, but perfect.
Niche, but perfect.
as my brother who sent the original to me said "and a palate cleanser"
July 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
as my brother who sent the original to me said "and a palate cleanser"
and for your "this is how fucked the world is" meme of the day.
July 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
and for your "this is how fucked the world is" meme of the day.
"I'm fighting for my rahts"
*long pause*
"your rights?"
The fact it wasn't followed up with the ? "Your rights to do what exactly....." is simply criminal.
Make the bad ppl say the bad things they support out loud. Always.
*long pause*
"your rights?"
The fact it wasn't followed up with the ? "Your rights to do what exactly....." is simply criminal.
Make the bad ppl say the bad things they support out loud. Always.
July 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"I'm fighting for my rahts"
*long pause*
"your rights?"
The fact it wasn't followed up with the ? "Your rights to do what exactly....." is simply criminal.
Make the bad ppl say the bad things they support out loud. Always.
*long pause*
"your rights?"
The fact it wasn't followed up with the ? "Your rights to do what exactly....." is simply criminal.
Make the bad ppl say the bad things they support out loud. Always.
me right now
(definitely not 30. maybe passing for 40)
(definitely not 30. maybe passing for 40)
July 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
me right now
(definitely not 30. maybe passing for 40)
(definitely not 30. maybe passing for 40)
friend showed me this.
April 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
friend showed me this.
attempting to not get glare and obviously perplexed by the attempt.
April 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
attempting to not get glare and obviously perplexed by the attempt.
I mean I want to rock this shirt at their show.
April 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I mean I want to rock this shirt at their show.
googled the lyrics to "Gimme Chocolate"
Not sure what i expected.
Not sure what i expected.
April 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
googled the lyrics to "Gimme Chocolate"
Not sure what i expected.
Not sure what i expected.
my cat, Reesie, passed away a few months ago.
I want another cat, but am hopefully looking at a major move in the next year and don't want to put a cat through that.
So, I got a new cat.
Meet Mr. Bubbles.
I want another cat, but am hopefully looking at a major move in the next year and don't want to put a cat through that.
So, I got a new cat.
Meet Mr. Bubbles.
April 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
my cat, Reesie, passed away a few months ago.
I want another cat, but am hopefully looking at a major move in the next year and don't want to put a cat through that.
So, I got a new cat.
Meet Mr. Bubbles.
I want another cat, but am hopefully looking at a major move in the next year and don't want to put a cat through that.
So, I got a new cat.
Meet Mr. Bubbles.
