Kourtney
@soitwent.bsky.social
I said I wouldn’t but here I am, sigh.
Elvis/gin/security
📍Chicago
She/her
#freshpots
Opinions are mine alone, not employers, associations, etc.
Elvis/gin/security
📍Chicago
She/her
#freshpots
Opinions are mine alone, not employers, associations, etc.
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Kourtney
@soitwent.bsky.social
· Sep 7
Y’all, even my mom is like “don’t come for Chicago” ‘cause Chicago, a hacker con happening this weekend, and malört.
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Apparently but unsurprisingly the druids are on our side
I can't believe that this has been an option the entire time
*sets up school for raccoons against racism*
*sets up school for raccoons against racism*
January 15, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Apparently but unsurprisingly the druids are on our side
I ❤️ Chicago
As I like to say in winter, “When snow is on the ground, always carry carrots in your pocket.”
Stories behind the #tinysnowman video at www.spudart.org/blog/tiny-sn...
Stories behind the #tinysnowman video at www.spudart.org/blog/tiny-sn...
January 14, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I ❤️ Chicago
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Ope
Oopsies
"A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department."
"A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department."
Whistleblower drops 'largest ever' ICE leak to unmask agents: 'The last straw'
A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach fo...
www.rawstory.com
January 13, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Ope
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Chicago Bears pride, Merchandise Mart
January 10, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Chicago Bears pride, Merchandise Mart
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Bear Down Chicago Bears (fight song) lyrics.
YouTube video by Dog Made Dirt
youtu.be
January 11, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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The screams I scrumpt.
January 11, 2026 at 3:55 AM
The screams I scrumpt.
The peanut punch 😍
a football player is walking through a cloud of smoke while wearing a helmet .
Alt: a football player is walking through a cloud of smoke while wearing a helmet .
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 3:49 AM
The peanut punch 😍
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Loveland... The future is bright
January 11, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Loveland... The future is bright
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I have a turkey leg in my purse.
January 11, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I have a turkey leg in my purse.
IMPORTANT NEWS FROM @niseilounge.bsky.social
January 9, 2026 at 6:58 PM
IMPORTANT NEWS FROM @niseilounge.bsky.social
Very normal 😐
We have thunder and lightning in Chicago...in January.
January 9, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Very normal 😐
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New year, new resolutions! 🎉 One of them should be submitting a CFP. Ours for #BSides312 is open through Feb 28—don’t miss your chance!
Submit here: bsides312.org
#BSides #CFP
Submit here: bsides312.org
#BSides #CFP
BSides312 - Chicago's Hacking Conference
BSides312 is Chicago's biggest little non-profit hacking & information security conference.
bsides312.org
January 8, 2026 at 7:03 PM
New year, new resolutions! 🎉 One of them should be submitting a CFP. Ours for #BSides312 is open through Feb 28—don’t miss your chance!
Submit here: bsides312.org
#BSides #CFP
Submit here: bsides312.org
#BSides #CFP
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America is a fucking disaster.
January 8, 2026 at 5:41 PM
America is a fucking disaster.
Always great to hear from @hacks4pancakes.com! I’ve definitely been getting this question recently, I always point folks to their blog but will now include this too!
I was on @smashingsecurity.com and it was extremely silly but educational. Come find out the correct star sign to catfish people. It is not Wars or Trek, sadly.
www.smashingsecurity.com/449-how-to-s...
www.smashingsecurity.com/449-how-to-s...
449: How to scam someone in seven days
Romance scammers have apparently discovered astrology... and Taurus is their secret weapon.
In episode 449 of "Smashing Security", we take a look inside an actual romance-fraud handbook - complete wit...
www.smashingsecurity.com
January 8, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Always great to hear from @hacks4pancakes.com! I’ve definitely been getting this question recently, I always point folks to their blog but will now include this too!
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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NEW: At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday.
DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality.
Our latest:
DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality.
Our latest:
DHS Is Lying To You About ICE Shooting a Woman
At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday. DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality.
www.404media.co
January 7, 2026 at 10:26 PM
NEW: At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday.
DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality.
Our latest:
DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality.
Our latest:
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Today in National Bean Day. Chicago has the best you can find.
January 6, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Today in National Bean Day. Chicago has the best you can find.
Post a famous bathroom scene
January 5, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
It’s been almost two years since I lost my bub but I still look around sheepishly when I yell about sports at home since he’d always leave the room in a huff if I was too loud for him.
January 4, 2026 at 11:58 PM
It’s been almost two years since I lost my bub but I still look around sheepishly when I yell about sports at home since he’d always leave the room in a huff if I was too loud for him.
Painfully accurate
they’re calling it the strongest sunday scaries in recorded human history
January 4, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Painfully accurate
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