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Sam TheCravenOne
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I like food and drink. More of that at @yum.seemsgood.lol

I mess with computers

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You studied the blade?
January 8, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Have you seen Middle8's video about the importance of this appearance?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf2M...
The Last Time TV Made a Band
YouTube video by Middle 8
www.youtube.com
January 7, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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The perfect two sentence story.
When I was 23, I saw a bunch of really cute velvet furniture on the side of the road, totally nice. Took it in and a year later a friend’s new gf came to my house and it turns out I’d stolen her entire living room while she was moving.
January 6, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Depending on *how* pointy, look into cowboy boot brands
January 7, 2026 at 5:15 AM
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i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on
January 7, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Yes but also it's not until May
January 6, 2026 at 11:12 PM
January 6, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Diogenes
Do you have a historical figure you most wish got to be a poster? I feel like you must have a better answer than mine, which is Churchill. The guy started autobiography when he was 19 I think. And just never stopped. True poster.
January 6, 2026 at 10:27 PM
@blenster.com I thought you would want to see this build:

Using an old NFC card and Apple Shortcuts, set lights to productivity mode, then create a timer to change the lights again when it's time for a break

www.reddit.com/r/adhdwomen/...
From the adhdwomen community on Reddit: Clock In/Punch Card
Explore this post and more from the adhdwomen community
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January 6, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Robot! Experience this tragic irony for me!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCPh...
Futurama - Benderama
YouTube video by Voodoo God
www.youtube.com
January 6, 2026 at 9:56 PM
comments? smh. my code is self-documenting.
January 6, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Unlike Morisey, Rick will never let you down.
January 6, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Did you know that you could listen to The Smiths But With A Better Singer, by buying Rick Astley tickets?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxtr...
Rick Astley - The Smiths - FULL SET - Glastonbury Blossoms Live
YouTube video by Justin Whiting
www.youtube.com
January 6, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Dishwasher and anything that augments the fridge - separate ice maker, beverage fridge, garage freezer
Everybody has two kitchen appliances that will change their life. The problem is, they're different for everybody.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 8:17 PM
The numbers will go up briefly, which is all that is required for this developer to get his promotion.
January 6, 2026 at 7:26 PM
January 6, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Don't forget to celebrate by flicking The Bean!
Today in National Bean Day. Chicago has the best you can find.
January 6, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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Attachment issues
August 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Reposted by Sam TheCravenOne
inside you there are two wolves
January 6, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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January 6, 2026 at 5:08 AM
✨it depends ✨
January 6, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Cutting a beet in an exceedingly unsafe manner, I said out loud in my empty apartment, "this is how stupid people cut themselves."

Then I sliced my thumb open.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.

😅
January 6, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Satya, rename the company to Copilot. I believe that you have the courage.
January 5, 2026 at 11:11 PM
"Sucking at something is just the first step to being sorta good at something." - Jake the Dog
January 5, 2026 at 8:09 PM