Caroline
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watching this is a warm blanket on a damp, cold day
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
watching this is a warm blanket on a damp, cold day
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playing a board game with someone who's used to being The Only One Who Actually Reads The Rules like hey. it's okay. i can read the rules myself. this isn't your family or shitty D&D group. it's fine. i can refresh my memory on the rule if you just hand me the book. i'm literate. it's okay.
November 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
playing a board game with someone who's used to being The Only One Who Actually Reads The Rules like hey. it's okay. i can read the rules myself. this isn't your family or shitty D&D group. it's fine. i can refresh my memory on the rule if you just hand me the book. i'm literate. it's okay.
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one thing that's cool about ttrpgs by which I mean every single one of them except D&D 5E is that they are not D&D 5E. I'm sure Pathfinder fixes this
October 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
one thing that's cool about ttrpgs by which I mean every single one of them except D&D 5E is that they are not D&D 5E. I'm sure Pathfinder fixes this
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there is mechsploitation everywhere for those with the eyes to see them
October 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
there is mechsploitation everywhere for those with the eyes to see them
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National Guardsman Awakes Screaming From Nightmare About Americans Going About Daily Lives
National Guardsman Awakes Screaming From Nightmare About Americans Going About Daily Lives
FORT WORTH, TX—Catching his breath and wiping the sweat from his brow after he realized it was all just a bad dream, Texas National Guard member Jason Ringgold reportedly woke up screaming at 3 a.m. T...
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October 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
National Guardsman Awakes Screaming From Nightmare About Americans Going About Daily Lives
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I'm at the beginning of my rope. I'm doing great.
October 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I'm at the beginning of my rope. I'm doing great.
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"From our vantage point as a fundamentally innumerate body of milquetoast thinkers who are wrong about everything, holding fewer sincere beliefs is the key to electoral success."
The Partisans Are Wrong: Holding No Sincere Beliefs Is the Way to Win
“Moving to the center would enable Democrats to confront [Trump] more aggressively and effectively because voters would see them as credible.” — Fr...
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October 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
"From our vantage point as a fundamentally innumerate body of milquetoast thinkers who are wrong about everything, holding fewer sincere beliefs is the key to electoral success."
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People don’t understand how hard it is to be a dodgers fan. I have to buy ANOTHER World Series hat? I’ve got 4 already
October 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
People don’t understand how hard it is to be a dodgers fan. I have to buy ANOTHER World Series hat? I’ve got 4 already
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at this point it's nearly impossible to figure out who is actually stupid vs who is pretending to be stupid vs who used to be pretending to be stupid but did it for so long they became actually stupid
October 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
at this point it's nearly impossible to figure out who is actually stupid vs who is pretending to be stupid vs who used to be pretending to be stupid but did it for so long they became actually stupid
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noodles so good my frenzy meter is draining
October 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
noodles so good my frenzy meter is draining
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Damn someone's gotta help these poor Gremlins superfans. They are starving for something new to discuss
October 18, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Damn someone's gotta help these poor Gremlins superfans. They are starving for something new to discuss
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Zohran Mamdani is a trained performer who has an extremely disciplined and laser-focused ability to recite on-message talking points in response to any question, and yet voters overwhelming praise him as being especially "authentic" compared to other politicians. There's a lesson here!
October 17, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Zohran Mamdani is a trained performer who has an extremely disciplined and laser-focused ability to recite on-message talking points in response to any question, and yet voters overwhelming praise him as being especially "authentic" compared to other politicians. There's a lesson here!
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calling my bank every morning to tell them i'm not travelling
October 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
calling my bank every morning to tell them i'm not travelling
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Around this time of year, brits will wear ‘poppies’ out of deep respect for the international heroin trade
October 9, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Around this time of year, brits will wear ‘poppies’ out of deep respect for the international heroin trade
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you know what fuck you *brainwashes you into having some self-worth*
October 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
you know what fuck you *brainwashes you into having some self-worth*
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i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy
September 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy
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just opened a fortune cookie and it screamed in agony
September 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
just opened a fortune cookie and it screamed in agony
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remember going to Walmart and the cashier would suck you off right at the register
September 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
remember going to Walmart and the cashier would suck you off right at the register
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Just got a great set of emails from the FBI.
September 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Just got a great set of emails from the FBI.
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just saw a cottage cheese commercial that shows two teens eating cottage cheese while gaming. it’s possible that i’m out of touch with today’s youth but i don’t know about that one
September 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
just saw a cottage cheese commercial that shows two teens eating cottage cheese while gaming. it’s possible that i’m out of touch with today’s youth but i don’t know about that one
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