Thomas Meehan
@orangeaurochs.bsky.social
Cats, cows, lego. Work in a library. Sandy, Bedfordshire. https://instagram.com/orangeaurochs
The name's Bond...
December 2, 2025 at 12:26 PM
The name's Bond...
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Isn't it more conventional to stage a nativity play
December 2, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Isn't it more conventional to stage a nativity play
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Only one of these - Popular Alliance - is not a complete dud, although it would be a good addition to @rentouljohn.bsky.social's list of Compound Names In Which Every Word Is Untrue
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Only one of these - Popular Alliance - is not a complete dud, although it would be a good addition to @rentouljohn.bsky.social's list of Compound Names In Which Every Word Is Untrue
Christmas is all about tradition. So it's lovely to see the annual Facebook posts about cars left in the town square car park ahead of the light switch-on.
November 30, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Christmas is all about tradition. So it's lovely to see the annual Facebook posts about cars left in the town square car park ahead of the light switch-on.
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I saw this in Sainsbury’s earlier, and the other six cheeses (listed on the other side of the box) are just as horrific.
“Cheddar with peri peri turn up the heat herd style”
Fifteen pounds.
“Cheddar with peri peri turn up the heat herd style”
Fifteen pounds.
A Cheese Selection box... where the majority of choices are cheese with fruit in them.
Truly, the nightmare before Christmas
Truly, the nightmare before Christmas
November 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I saw this in Sainsbury’s earlier, and the other six cheeses (listed on the other side of the box) are just as horrific.
“Cheddar with peri peri turn up the heat herd style”
Fifteen pounds.
“Cheddar with peri peri turn up the heat herd style”
Fifteen pounds.
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In the latest Guardian Blind Date: 'he stayed behind to pick at the cold leftovers'
My review:
My review:
Sarah and Russell
A couple of things we need to get through before we wade in with our knockoff Hunters that we got from the car boot sale from the man who has L-V-O-E tattooed on his left knuckles: THE GLORIOUS DEA…
theguyliner.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:14 AM
In the latest Guardian Blind Date: 'he stayed behind to pick at the cold leftovers'
My review:
My review:
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Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I hope this finds you
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I hope this finds you
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I experimented splicing the DNA of a cheetah with that of a crab, but things went sideways fast.
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I experimented splicing the DNA of a cheetah with that of a crab, but things went sideways fast.
5 fave and 5 least fave Christmas songs
Fave:
None of them: burn them all onto a CD, send it to space, crash it into the sun. Never mention them again
Least fave:
- Fairy Tale of New York
- Mistletoe and Wine
- Anything that sounds like Michael Bublé
- Anything Christmassy
- Fairy Tale of New York
Fave:
None of them: burn them all onto a CD, send it to space, crash it into the sun. Never mention them again
Least fave:
- Fairy Tale of New York
- Mistletoe and Wine
- Anything that sounds like Michael Bublé
- Anything Christmassy
- Fairy Tale of New York
5 fave and 5 least fave Christmas songs
blink-182 - I Won’t be Home for Christmas
Carol of the Bells
Jet- Back Door Santa
Bare Naked Ladies - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
The Red Car and The Blue Car - Home for Christmas Day
blink-182 - I Won’t be Home for Christmas
Carol of the Bells
Jet- Back Door Santa
Bare Naked Ladies - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
The Red Car and The Blue Car - Home for Christmas Day
5 fave and 5 least fave Xmas songs
Fave
O Tennenbaum - Vince Guaraldi
Have Yourself A Merry Little Xmas - Pretenders
Xmas In Hollis- Run DMC
12 Days Of Xmas - John Denver & The Muppets
Stay Another Day - Abbie Ozard
Special mentions for Nat King Cole, Sleigh Ride & Wonderful Christmastime
Fave
O Tennenbaum - Vince Guaraldi
Have Yourself A Merry Little Xmas - Pretenders
Xmas In Hollis- Run DMC
12 Days Of Xmas - John Denver & The Muppets
Stay Another Day - Abbie Ozard
Special mentions for Nat King Cole, Sleigh Ride & Wonderful Christmastime
November 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
5 fave and 5 least fave Christmas songs
Fave:
None of them: burn them all onto a CD, send it to space, crash it into the sun. Never mention them again
Least fave:
- Fairy Tale of New York
- Mistletoe and Wine
- Anything that sounds like Michael Bublé
- Anything Christmassy
- Fairy Tale of New York
Fave:
None of them: burn them all onto a CD, send it to space, crash it into the sun. Never mention them again
Least fave:
- Fairy Tale of New York
- Mistletoe and Wine
- Anything that sounds like Michael Bublé
- Anything Christmassy
- Fairy Tale of New York
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Deeply worrying sight in the corner of the office. Wondering if I can report it as an unattended item and get it blown up?
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Deeply worrying sight in the corner of the office. Wondering if I can report it as an unattended item and get it blown up?
Not an original thought but the newer thameslink trains are really hateful.
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Not an original thought but the newer thameslink trains are really hateful.
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November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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The second hand appliance store pickled onion Christmas window is back.
October 20, 2025 at 11:57 AM
The second hand appliance store pickled onion Christmas window is back.
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Messages from school to my parents in the 90s: Fill in the slip at the bottom & bring in £2 for the trip to the zoo
Messages from school now: Your child's exam schedule is on Zoop, login via the LernPortal to access it, the results will be on HoneyTree, their homework is on Zappp & NumberHub
Messages from school now: Your child's exam schedule is on Zoop, login via the LernPortal to access it, the results will be on HoneyTree, their homework is on Zappp & NumberHub
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Messages from school to my parents in the 90s: Fill in the slip at the bottom & bring in £2 for the trip to the zoo
Messages from school now: Your child's exam schedule is on Zoop, login via the LernPortal to access it, the results will be on HoneyTree, their homework is on Zappp & NumberHub
Messages from school now: Your child's exam schedule is on Zoop, login via the LernPortal to access it, the results will be on HoneyTree, their homework is on Zappp & NumberHub
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I got a letter from the Curia the other day
I opened and read it, it said they were suckers
They wanted me for God's army or whatever
Picture me givin' a d--n, I said, "Never".
I opened and read it, it said they were suckers
They wanted me for God's army or whatever
Picture me givin' a d--n, I said, "Never".
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I got a letter from the Curia the other day
I opened and read it, it said they were suckers
They wanted me for God's army or whatever
Picture me givin' a d--n, I said, "Never".
I opened and read it, it said they were suckers
They wanted me for God's army or whatever
Picture me givin' a d--n, I said, "Never".
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“Stop stop stop. Mark, you’re coming in late. Let’s go again. Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom. Mr Sandman…”
November 23, 2025 at 8:35 AM
“Stop stop stop. Mark, you’re coming in late. Let’s go again. Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom. Mr Sandman…”
Lincoln was wet and misty so looked great. The drive home down the A1 (not pictured) was also wet and misty but in a less good way.
November 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Lincoln was wet and misty so looked great. The drive home down the A1 (not pictured) was also wet and misty but in a less good way.
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Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Incredible headline.
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November 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Feeling down? George has written this happy little poem to cheer us all up.
November 21, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Feeling down? George has written this happy little poem to cheer us all up.
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I never thought a comparison could be overly harsh on Stevenage. But here we are.
November 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I never thought a comparison could be overly harsh on Stevenage. But here we are.
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The Cop30 pavilion burning down is a little bit on the nose isn't it?
November 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The Cop30 pavilion burning down is a little bit on the nose isn't it?
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Checking in on MechaHitler
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Checking in on MechaHitler