Stephen
@qqzm.bsky.social
Chartered imbecile. World lawn darts champion 2014. Former Miss Haven Holidays. Owns UK's largest collection of keys. My username came free in a box of Frosties
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when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
Day 3 of having an annoying cold and I’m ready to sign a DnR.
November 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Day 3 of having an annoying cold and I’m ready to sign a DnR.
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I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
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Who better to fix Britain than the dickhead who broke it?
November 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Who better to fix Britain than the dickhead who broke it?
It’s November. I’m with the cat.
November 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
It’s November. I’m with the cat.
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We lived in a pub when I was growing up and when I was 3 (50 years ago!) we had someone in to draw the pub for a business card. I sat next to him and watched him draw every line. I was transfixed and it was a huge inspiration for me. I’ve dreamt about owning that drawing for years…
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
We lived in a pub when I was growing up and when I was 3 (50 years ago!) we had someone in to draw the pub for a business card. I sat next to him and watched him draw every line. I was transfixed and it was a huge inspiration for me. I’ve dreamt about owning that drawing for years…
<Ringo Starr voice>
DRIVE THE CUNTING TRAIN YOU CUNTS
November 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
<Ringo Starr voice>
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Amazing, no notes, I do not desire to learn anything else about this story, for it would only detract from the perfection on this headline.
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Amazing, no notes, I do not desire to learn anything else about this story, for it would only detract from the perfection on this headline.
Been wondering why my Yorkshire Puddings turned out weird the last two weeks. I’ve been using self-raising flour by accident.
Absolute Brussels sprout.
Absolute Brussels sprout.
November 16, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Been wondering why my Yorkshire Puddings turned out weird the last two weeks. I’ve been using self-raising flour by accident.
Absolute Brussels sprout.
Absolute Brussels sprout.
And today I’ve been Rickrolled. What is happening?
What are the rules on #whamageddon ?
I just heard Last Christmas. Am I out already or does it have to be December?
I just heard Last Christmas. Am I out already or does it have to be December?
November 16, 2025 at 9:58 AM
And today I’ve been Rickrolled. What is happening?
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Just a thought, but what if we stop asking “how much worse can it get?”
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Just a thought, but what if we stop asking “how much worse can it get?”
What are the rules on #whamageddon ?
I just heard Last Christmas. Am I out already or does it have to be December?
I just heard Last Christmas. Am I out already or does it have to be December?
November 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
What are the rules on #whamageddon ?
I just heard Last Christmas. Am I out already or does it have to be December?
I just heard Last Christmas. Am I out already or does it have to be December?
Get to know your mutuals. List ten random things you like
1 Boobies (the blue-footed birds, don’t be naughty!)
2 Boobies (the other kind)
3 Board games
4 Musicals
5 Karaoke
6 Singing musical songs at karaoke
7 Escape rooms
8 Programming
9 Fruit
10 Yorkshire Puddings
1 Boobies (the blue-footed birds, don’t be naughty!)
2 Boobies (the other kind)
3 Board games
4 Musicals
5 Karaoke
6 Singing musical songs at karaoke
7 Escape rooms
8 Programming
9 Fruit
10 Yorkshire Puddings
Get to know your mutuals. List ten random things you like
1. Crunchy peanut butter
2. Star Wars
3. Sitting in the car while it's going through a car wash
3. Poetry of all kinds
4. Big pants
5. Going bra-less
6. Big socks
7. Eminem
8. Street food
9. Watching opera & ballet
10. Puns
1. Crunchy peanut butter
2. Star Wars
3. Sitting in the car while it's going through a car wash
3. Poetry of all kinds
4. Big pants
5. Going bra-less
6. Big socks
7. Eminem
8. Street food
9. Watching opera & ballet
10. Puns
get to know your mutuals! list ten random things you like
꩜ snowboarding 🏂
꩜ cats 🐈⬛
꩜ crows 🐦⬛
꩜ punk/emo/metalcore 🎸
꩜ chocolate peanut butter shakes 🥤
꩜ thunderstorms ⚡️
꩜ skateboarding 🛹
꩜ mountains 🏔️
꩜ science fiction 🛸
꩜ hello kitty ™️
꩜ snowboarding 🏂
꩜ cats 🐈⬛
꩜ crows 🐦⬛
꩜ punk/emo/metalcore 🎸
꩜ chocolate peanut butter shakes 🥤
꩜ thunderstorms ⚡️
꩜ skateboarding 🛹
꩜ mountains 🏔️
꩜ science fiction 🛸
꩜ hello kitty ™️
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Get to know your mutuals. List ten random things you like
1 Boobies (the blue-footed birds, don’t be naughty!)
2 Boobies (the other kind)
3 Board games
4 Musicals
5 Karaoke
6 Singing musical songs at karaoke
7 Escape rooms
8 Programming
9 Fruit
10 Yorkshire Puddings
1 Boobies (the blue-footed birds, don’t be naughty!)
2 Boobies (the other kind)
3 Board games
4 Musicals
5 Karaoke
6 Singing musical songs at karaoke
7 Escape rooms
8 Programming
9 Fruit
10 Yorkshire Puddings
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“Re ‘There are a lot of people on your side who will be in the Epstein Files too!’: No there aren't, my side is the ‘People Who Don't Fuck Children’ side, anyone not on this side can get all the way into the bin, what side are YOU on, exactly?” — John Scalzi
November 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
“Re ‘There are a lot of people on your side who will be in the Epstein Files too!’: No there aren't, my side is the ‘People Who Don't Fuck Children’ side, anyone not on this side can get all the way into the bin, what side are YOU on, exactly?” — John Scalzi
Everyone: green label means semi-skimmed
Sainsbury’s: hahaha, gotcha!
Sainsbury’s: hahaha, gotcha!
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Everyone: green label means semi-skimmed
Sainsbury’s: hahaha, gotcha!
Sainsbury’s: hahaha, gotcha!
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Under the Tories we expected a 3 out of 10 government, but got a 1 out of 10. We expected a 7 out of 10 from Labour, but got a 2. Labour's not worse, but they're an even bigger disappointment.
November 14, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Under the Tories we expected a 3 out of 10 government, but got a 1 out of 10. We expected a 7 out of 10 from Labour, but got a 2. Labour's not worse, but they're an even bigger disappointment.
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I cannot begin to properly articulate how upsetting it is to have had people baselessly accuse trans people of being groomers and pedophiles only for it to come out that they were deliberately doing this as part of a project to provide cover to actual groomers and pedophiles in positions of power
November 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I cannot begin to properly articulate how upsetting it is to have had people baselessly accuse trans people of being groomers and pedophiles only for it to come out that they were deliberately doing this as part of a project to provide cover to actual groomers and pedophiles in positions of power
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why does morgan mcsweeney still have a job lol. he's created the most unpopular prime minster in recent memory. quite an achievement considering the predecessors were Rishi Sunak, Liz Truss and Boris Johnson
November 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
why does morgan mcsweeney still have a job lol. he's created the most unpopular prime minster in recent memory. quite an achievement considering the predecessors were Rishi Sunak, Liz Truss and Boris Johnson
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my mother's hearing aid has broken the doorbell
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 AM
my mother's hearing aid has broken the doorbell
Tell me you don’t know what a VPN is without telling me you don’t know what a VPN is.
The British government admits it is now monitoring VPNs use by UK residents. Regulator Ofcom has contracted with an AI-powered surveillance service to detect the number of citizens using VPNs to evade the Online Safety Act.
The UK tech minister has said a VPN ban is on the table.
The UK tech minister has said a VPN ban is on the table.
Exclusive: Ofcom is monitoring VPNs following Online Safety Act. Here's how
Ignoring VPNs risks creating ineffective laws, but tracking them threatens people's privacy
www.techradar.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Tell me you don’t know what a VPN is without telling me you don’t know what a VPN is.
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Every university in the UK uses a VPN for at least some of its services. Thousands of firms use them for remote working. VPNs are an integral and essential part of a secure online economy.
So Labour will ban them, to "protect the children".
So Labour will ban them, to "protect the children".
The British government admits it is now monitoring VPNs use by UK residents. Regulator Ofcom has contracted with an AI-powered surveillance service to detect the number of citizens using VPNs to evade the Online Safety Act.
The UK tech minister has said a VPN ban is on the table.
The UK tech minister has said a VPN ban is on the table.
Exclusive: Ofcom is monitoring VPNs following Online Safety Act. Here's how
Ignoring VPNs risks creating ineffective laws, but tracking them threatens people's privacy
www.techradar.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Every university in the UK uses a VPN for at least some of its services. Thousands of firms use them for remote working. VPNs are an integral and essential part of a secure online economy.
So Labour will ban them, to "protect the children".
So Labour will ban them, to "protect the children".
Morgan McSweeney sabotaging the Labour leadership? It’s like 2019 all over again.
Watching Wes Streeting on Sky News successfully skewer the overnight Downing Street briefings against him, you almost have to admire the ineptitude of those around Keir Starmer in turning his own leadership problems into a major story while boosting the very politician they sought to kneecap
November 12, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Morgan McSweeney sabotaging the Labour leadership? It’s like 2019 all over again.
Series 1 of Veronica Mars
Series 1 of Heroes
Series 2 of the West Wing
Blackadder Goes Forth
Series 1 of Heroes
Series 2 of the West Wing
Blackadder Goes Forth
Name your fav season of TV
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Series 1 of Veronica Mars
Series 1 of Heroes
Series 2 of the West Wing
Blackadder Goes Forth
Series 1 of Heroes
Series 2 of the West Wing
Blackadder Goes Forth
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It’s like 10,000 spoons when all I need is my specific cornflakes-eating spoon.
November 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
It’s like 10,000 spoons when all I need is my specific cornflakes-eating spoon.