Stephen
@qqzm.bsky.social
Chartered imbecile. World lawn darts champion 2014. Former Miss Haven Holidays. Owns UK's largest collection of keys. My username came free in a box of Frosties
Don’t let the door hit your arse on the way out, you obvious Tory plant.
BREAKING: Morgan McSweeney quits as Keir Starmer's chief of staff amid fall-out from the Mandelson scandal
February 8, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Don’t let the door hit your arse on the way out, you obvious Tory plant.
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Don’t threaten me with a good time.
🚨 NEW: Cabinet Ministers say Keir Starmer is in a "dark place" over the decision to appoint Peter Mandelson and there is "genuine concern" he could resign
[@thetimes]
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February 7, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
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An attempt to disconnect our gas connection earlier today👇
SSE Airtricity’s AI chatbot is going a little out of scope 😬
SSE Airtricity’s AI chatbot is going a little out of scope 😬
February 6, 2026 at 1:04 PM
An attempt to disconnect our gas connection earlier today👇
SSE Airtricity’s AI chatbot is going a little out of scope 😬
SSE Airtricity’s AI chatbot is going a little out of scope 😬
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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It's lunchtime and Morgan McSweeney still has a job. Incredible.
February 6, 2026 at 1:34 PM
It's lunchtime and Morgan McSweeney still has a job. Incredible.
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Just a slob like one of us
February 6, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Just a slob like one of us
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February 6, 2026 at 12:45 PM
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Why did I know this and the government didn't?
Peter Mandelson: ambassador to Trump. What could go wrong? They know each other through a mutual friend, innit.
February 6, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Why did I know this and the government didn't?
Yellow by Coldplay
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Yellow by Coldplay
Can a 23 year old Aussie get a knighthood?
February 3, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Can a 23 year old Aussie get a knighthood?
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"This is very serious. Someone else should do something about it." - Your Prime Minister
BREAKING: Keir Starmer has urged House of Lords to urgently modernise disciplinary procedures so that Peter Mandelson can be stripped of his peerage and removed from upper chamber.
February 3, 2026 at 12:20 PM
"This is very serious. Someone else should do something about it." - Your Prime Minister
If only No 10 knew someone with the power to do that…
February 2, 2026 at 3:10 PM
If only No 10 knew someone with the power to do that…
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We think about these JD Vance tweets about once a month
February 2, 2026 at 2:48 PM
We think about these JD Vance tweets about once a month
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To be fair to Mandelson, I don’t remember any of my friends loaning me $75000 either
February 2, 2026 at 9:46 AM
To be fair to Mandelson, I don’t remember any of my friends loaning me $75000 either
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This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.
February 1, 2026 at 12:30 AM
This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.
Start learning Danish, now you have nine and half fives problems.
February 1, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Start learning Danish, now you have nine and half fives problems.
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I need all of my British friends to see this.
February 1, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I need all of my British friends to see this.
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When they say Me Too "went too far," they mean "got too close."
January 31, 2026 at 4:25 PM
When they say Me Too "went too far," they mean "got too close."
It’s really unfair to compare Trump to Hitler.
Hitler didn’t rape kids.
Hitler didn’t rape kids.
January 31, 2026 at 8:57 PM
It’s really unfair to compare Trump to Hitler.
Hitler didn’t rape kids.
Hitler didn’t rape kids.
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The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 30, 2026 at 11:21 PM
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
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I keep thinking again, in light of the latest Epstein files dump, about how MeToo “went too far.”
January 31, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I keep thinking again, in light of the latest Epstein files dump, about how MeToo “went too far.”
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Socialism built your roads, it built your rail, it built your healthcare, it built your power stations and power lines, it built your houses.
Everything that works was built by socialism, everything that doesn't work is owned by capitalism.
Everything that works was built by socialism, everything that doesn't work is owned by capitalism.
January 30, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Socialism built your roads, it built your rail, it built your healthcare, it built your power stations and power lines, it built your houses.
Everything that works was built by socialism, everything that doesn't work is owned by capitalism.
Everything that works was built by socialism, everything that doesn't work is owned by capitalism.
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The first rule of fight club is: you do not tell your mom that I let you watch fight club, kids
June 17, 2025 at 11:42 AM
The first rule of fight club is: you do not tell your mom that I let you watch fight club, kids
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