Hyper Mega Bummer Boy
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"Hello, we have a reservation for the night."
"No you don't."
"No you don't."
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WITH WHAT WATER? AND ON WHAT POWER GRID??
If the plans come to fruition, Texas would have more Google data centers than anywhere else in the world, CEO Sundar Pichai announced with Gov. Greg Abbott. bit.ly/49UoTrr
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
WITH WHAT WATER? AND ON WHAT POWER GRID??
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November 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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it's really mean how anytime I get stoned everyone in the world can tell and coordinates to act in a slightly suspicious, hard-to-read manner. I would get mad about it, but for some reason I always find it really funny at the time
November 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
it's really mean how anytime I get stoned everyone in the world can tell and coordinates to act in a slightly suspicious, hard-to-read manner. I would get mad about it, but for some reason I always find it really funny at the time
Spotted a couple of T*rning P*int USA books at the store today and WAIT where did these screencaps from 1989's Batman come from??? This site is acting up, I tell ya.
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Spotted a couple of T*rning P*int USA books at the store today and WAIT where did these screencaps from 1989's Batman come from??? This site is acting up, I tell ya.
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Not sure if you're in the market for a sticker that's cool + fun? Not sure if that's "for you." But maybe I'm wrong
April 9, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Not sure if you're in the market for a sticker that's cool + fun? Not sure if that's "for you." But maybe I'm wrong
I wonder if any young ABBA superfan has had a Dancing Queen-themed 17th birthday. I feel like that would be fun.
November 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I wonder if any young ABBA superfan has had a Dancing Queen-themed 17th birthday. I feel like that would be fun.
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She put him in an late 90s experimental CD ROM game
man these Annie Leibovitz photos of Timothee Chalamet for Vogue are,,, remarkably bad. JC Penney's photographer bad. first year with a DSLR bad.
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
She put him in an late 90s experimental CD ROM game
I've never in my life felt like such a capable home improvement guy.
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I've never in my life felt like such a capable home improvement guy.
I'm not even that big of a Metroid fan, but I do know that giving Samus Aran a sidekick who is constantly spewing sub-Whedon quips is a complete misunderstanding of the appeal.
November 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I'm not even that big of a Metroid fan, but I do know that giving Samus Aran a sidekick who is constantly spewing sub-Whedon quips is a complete misunderstanding of the appeal.
I tweeted this almost a decade ago and it's depressing how relevant it remains.
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I tweeted this almost a decade ago and it's depressing how relevant it remains.
There were too many different email chains addressing the same situation at work. After being added to the latest one, I snapped, "This issue has more threads than Egyptian cotton!" which almost nobody got. I work with uncultured swine!
November 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
There were too many different email chains addressing the same situation at work. After being added to the latest one, I snapped, "This issue has more threads than Egyptian cotton!" which almost nobody got. I work with uncultured swine!
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to Honk Shoo, thanks for everything! mimimimimi
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
to Honk Shoo, thanks for everything! mimimimimi
Just another way in which AI is ruining *everything*
I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Just another way in which AI is ruining *everything*
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Well this hits the spot.
SFGATE columnist Drew Magary critiques Edgar Wright's '80s remake.
Everything 'The Running Man' does wrong
SFGATE columnist Drew Magary critiques Edgar Wright's '80s remake.
bit.ly
November 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Well this hits the spot.
Finally caught that new Jurassic joint, which is easily the best in the series since all this World business.
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Finally caught that new Jurassic joint, which is easily the best in the series since all this World business.
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The New York Times deserves no defense. Trans rights forever.
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM
The New York Times deserves no defense. Trans rights forever.
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They give the best hugs!
a cartoon drawing of a spider on a purple background
Alt: Facehugger
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:06 PM
They give the best hugs!
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Look, maybe you give a little dog a small pancake
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Look, maybe you give a little dog a small pancake
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{marketing meeting}
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
Let me just say that Valve really knows their audience by picking these two as poster children for the Steam Machine:
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store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
{marketing meeting}
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
Going back in time and showing this clip to Charlize Theron on the set of Bombshell.
November 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Going back in time and showing this clip to Charlize Theron on the set of Bombshell.
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It really is so crazy that Qui Gon Jinn rigs a bet so he can win a little boy
October 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
It really is so crazy that Qui Gon Jinn rigs a bet so he can win a little boy
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GHOST OF ME: (watching my corpse get tossed atop a huge pile of bodies) let's fuckin goooo king of the pile
May 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
GHOST OF ME: (watching my corpse get tossed atop a huge pile of bodies) let's fuckin goooo king of the pile
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this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters
October 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters
Kinda surprised by those middling Running Man reviews. I'm personally not a fan of Wright's non-Cornetto work, but critics are usually onboard with his stuff.
November 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Kinda surprised by those middling Running Man reviews. I'm personally not a fan of Wright's non-Cornetto work, but critics are usually onboard with his stuff.