Hyper Mega Bummer Boy
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"Hello, we have a reservation for the night."
"No you don't."
"No you don't."
"I should get at least 500 hours of entertainment out of this. Also if it costs more than $60 I will set myself on fire in front of Nintendo headquarters."
the idea that every game should be a perpetual lotus-eater machine that entertains you forever sucks so bad. there's a whole world out there. go to a goddamn movie
December 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
"I should get at least 500 hours of entertainment out of this. Also if it costs more than $60 I will set myself on fire in front of Nintendo headquarters."
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the idea that every game should be a perpetual lotus-eater machine that entertains you forever sucks so bad. there's a whole world out there. go to a goddamn movie
December 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
the idea that every game should be a perpetual lotus-eater machine that entertains you forever sucks so bad. there's a whole world out there. go to a goddamn movie
You, a dilettante: 1999's The Mummy is the ultimate millennial bisexual movie.
Me, a connoisseur:
Me, a connoisseur:
December 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
You, a dilettante: 1999's The Mummy is the ultimate millennial bisexual movie.
Me, a connoisseur:
Me, a connoisseur:
Drop someone HEROIC 🦸♀️ 🖤 🦸♂️
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Drop someone HEROIC 🦸♀️ 🖤 🦸♂️
I was mapping out some of our upcoming store openings and was once again struck by the goofy ass shape of Maryland.
December 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I was mapping out some of our upcoming store openings and was once again struck by the goofy ass shape of Maryland.
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When writing this piece, I kept thinking back to this Instagram post I saw from a trans woman the other day. This is what I'm talking about. Watch this:
December 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
When writing this piece, I kept thinking back to this Instagram post I saw from a trans woman the other day. This is what I'm talking about. Watch this:
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Google drive wrapped says i uploaded 9 files this year
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Google drive wrapped says i uploaded 9 files this year
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trying to explain an email job to a Victorian orphan and he just kicks me in the balls and robs me, and he was right to do it
December 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
trying to explain an email job to a Victorian orphan and he just kicks me in the balls and robs me, and he was right to do it
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me filming a really long video getting every possible shot and angle I could ever need: weeee yaaaay woohoo
me editing it later: what the Fuck
me editing it later: what the Fuck
December 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
me filming a really long video getting every possible shot and angle I could ever need: weeee yaaaay woohoo
me editing it later: what the Fuck
me editing it later: what the Fuck
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*stares indigenously*
We're doing pogroms in America now
Officials prepare immigration operation in Minnesota that would focus on Somali immigrants, source tells AP, as Trump says he doesn't want Somalis in U.S.
December 3, 2025 at 7:45 AM
*stares indigenously*
I hope those Hufflepuff pajamas were worth it, you fucking knobs.
December 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I hope those Hufflepuff pajamas were worth it, you fucking knobs.
LRT: my wife tolerates a LOT of the Star Wars nonsense I bring into our lives, but that probably stops well short of me carrying around a travel mug that has "JIZZ" printed on it.
December 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
LRT: my wife tolerates a LOT of the Star Wars nonsense I bring into our lives, but that probably stops well short of me carrying around a travel mug that has "JIZZ" printed on it.
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Nerds, I have a Threadless store where apparently everything is on sale right now! Go buy some stuff! For Christmas! Or whatever! So I can feed my family! At Christmas! Or whenever!
tomfowler.threadless.com/designs/oode...
tomfowler.threadless.com/designs/oode...
November 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Nerds, I have a Threadless store where apparently everything is on sale right now! Go buy some stuff! For Christmas! Or whatever! So I can feed my family! At Christmas! Or whenever!
tomfowler.threadless.com/designs/oode...
tomfowler.threadless.com/designs/oode...
"Measure the time needed to earn the money..."
The person who owns this publication makes 8 million dollars an hour.
The person who owns this publication makes 8 million dollars an hour.
Jeff Bezos and the Washington Post are at it again.
December 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
"Measure the time needed to earn the money..."
The person who owns this publication makes 8 million dollars an hour.
The person who owns this publication makes 8 million dollars an hour.
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Wish my hair would stay like this all day instead of collapsing as the day goes on. lol
December 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Wish my hair would stay like this all day instead of collapsing as the day goes on. lol
The thing where mobile streaming apps don't let you record clips or take screenshots is so stupid. Bro, I'm not trying to pirate your shit one frame at a time, I'm trying to make a stupid meme that will only serve to promote your content.
December 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The thing where mobile streaming apps don't let you record clips or take screenshots is so stupid. Bro, I'm not trying to pirate your shit one frame at a time, I'm trying to make a stupid meme that will only serve to promote your content.
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You and me, we’re gonna get through this. Even if we have to chew on furniture to relieve stress along the way.
December 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
You and me, we’re gonna get through this. Even if we have to chew on furniture to relieve stress along the way.
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PHANTASM (1979, dir. Don Coscarelli)
December 3, 2023 at 6:25 PM
PHANTASM (1979, dir. Don Coscarelli)
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nah, i'm pretty sure it's the killing people part that's the worst
The worst part about the boat strikes - regardless of who ordered what and besides the ultimate tragedy of lives lost - is they’re forever a stain on the professionalism and dignity of the United States military.
They’re an insult to every American who ever sacrificed to do the right thing.
They’re an insult to every American who ever sacrificed to do the right thing.
December 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
nah, i'm pretty sure it's the killing people part that's the worst
He ordered them to hit the "S" key twice.
December 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
He ordered them to hit the "S" key twice.
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Dan Houser of GTA fame lays down some truths.
December 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Dan Houser of GTA fame lays down some truths.
I was feeling *mildly* positive toward St. Denis Medical until episode 4, when this quote had me rolling - delivered expertly by David Allen Grier, on the topic of needing the full context of a situation. This show may have the juice.
December 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I was feeling *mildly* positive toward St. Denis Medical until episode 4, when this quote had me rolling - delivered expertly by David Allen Grier, on the topic of needing the full context of a situation. This show may have the juice.