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Stephen
@qqzm.bsky.social
Chartered imbecile. World lawn darts champion 2014. Former Miss Haven Holidays. Owns UK's largest collection of keys. My username came free in a box of Frosties
In the end, I think I’m going to go for this one that wasn’t one of my original favourites!
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
If it’s out of stock you can get this:
November 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Everyone: green label means semi-skimmed
Sainsbury’s: hahaha, gotcha!
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
November 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
November 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I’m trying to choose tiles for my new bathroom floor and I need help! Opinions please on these three:
November 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
My Hallowe’en 2025 costume…
Chicken Jockey.
Watch out for the chicken. He looks nice but he has a vicious streak a mile wide.
November 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Maybe they’re just training an AI
October 20, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I should think just one would be enough
October 19, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Fixed that for you
October 6, 2025 at 9:05 AM
This shit is the mad note. I’ve never tried crack cocaine but I’m sure it’s got nothing on this stuff.
October 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
September 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Drop some CAPES
September 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
August 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Forbidden Toblerone
August 28, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Everything I see reminds me of her
August 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for…
August 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
August 21, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Am I having a stroke?
July 31, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know:

openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
May 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
If you see this, post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera roll.
May 7, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Me: *crosses fingers* “please be Wes Streeting, please be Wes Streeting, please be Wes Streeting”
*clicks link*
“Awwwwwwwwww”
May 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
April 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The fox cubs who live under my shed have been out in the light today
April 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
April 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM