Justin Myers
@theguyliner.bsky.social
Author, journalist, and Guardian Blind Date superfan. A body like Arnold with a Denzel face. (he/him)
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Pinned
Sarah and Russell
A couple of things we need to get through before we wade in with our knockoff Hunters that we got from the car boot sale from the man who has L-V-O-E tattooed on his left knuckles: THE GLORIOUS DEA…
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In the latest Guardian Blind Date: 'he stayed behind to pick at the cold leftovers'
My review:
My review:
I’m now top 5 and the 99p offer ends today apparently!
I’m a top 10 in the gay section! It’s been a while. Still time to pick up a 99p bargain if you fancy it. amzn.to/4885NwR
November 30, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I’m now top 5 and the 99p offer ends today apparently!
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In the latest Guardian Blind Date: 'he stayed behind to pick at the cold leftovers'
My review:
My review:
Sarah and Russell
A couple of things we need to get through before we wade in with our knockoff Hunters that we got from the car boot sale from the man who has L-V-O-E tattooed on his left knuckles: THE GLORIOUS DEA…
theguyliner.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:14 AM
In the latest Guardian Blind Date: 'he stayed behind to pick at the cold leftovers'
My review:
My review:
I would gargle with gravel from the bottom of a fish tank for Karen Hauer.
November 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I would gargle with gravel from the bottom of a fish tank for Karen Hauer.
I’m a top 10 in the gay section! It’s been a while. Still time to pick up a 99p bargain if you fancy it. amzn.to/4885NwR
November 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I’m a top 10 in the gay section! It’s been a while. Still time to pick up a 99p bargain if you fancy it. amzn.to/4885NwR
In the latest Guardian Blind Date: 'he stayed behind to pick at the cold leftovers'
My review:
My review:
Sarah and Russell
A couple of things we need to get through before we wade in with our knockoff Hunters that we got from the car boot sale from the man who has L-V-O-E tattooed on his left knuckles: THE GLORIOUS DEA…
theguyliner.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:14 AM
In the latest Guardian Blind Date: 'he stayed behind to pick at the cold leftovers'
My review:
My review:
There will be a Guardian Blind Date review today. impeccable.theguyliner.com
November 29, 2025 at 10:26 AM
There will be a Guardian Blind Date review today. impeccable.theguyliner.com
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Him indoors' latest novel is a frankly ridiculous 99p this weekend, please buy it to make some more money so he can buy Saffron some more books and a car, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!
99p! The ebook of my new novel THE GLORIOUS DEAD is a Black Friday deal on Kobo (and basically all other online book outlets). Grab a bargain and your next Christmas read. Spoiler: it’s v good.
KOBO: www.kobo.com/gb/en/ebook/...
AMAZON: amzn.eu/d/bE4Xp3I
BOOKSHOP: uk.bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
KOBO: www.kobo.com/gb/en/ebook/...
AMAZON: amzn.eu/d/bE4Xp3I
BOOKSHOP: uk.bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
November 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Him indoors' latest novel is a frankly ridiculous 99p this weekend, please buy it to make some more money so he can buy Saffron some more books and a car, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!
99p! The ebook of my new novel THE GLORIOUS DEAD is a Black Friday deal on Kobo (and basically all other online book outlets). Grab a bargain and your next Christmas read. Spoiler: it’s v good.
KOBO: www.kobo.com/gb/en/ebook/...
AMAZON: amzn.eu/d/bE4Xp3I
BOOKSHOP: uk.bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
KOBO: www.kobo.com/gb/en/ebook/...
AMAZON: amzn.eu/d/bE4Xp3I
BOOKSHOP: uk.bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
November 28, 2025 at 11:39 AM
99p! The ebook of my new novel THE GLORIOUS DEAD is a Black Friday deal on Kobo (and basically all other online book outlets). Grab a bargain and your next Christmas read. Spoiler: it’s v good.
KOBO: www.kobo.com/gb/en/ebook/...
AMAZON: amzn.eu/d/bE4Xp3I
BOOKSHOP: uk.bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
KOBO: www.kobo.com/gb/en/ebook/...
AMAZON: amzn.eu/d/bE4Xp3I
BOOKSHOP: uk.bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
When companies tell you they’re ’like a family’ they mean the Manson Family
November 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
When companies tell you they’re ’like a family’ they mean the Manson Family
My levels of sympathy for people inheriting anything other than a giant bar tab and psoriatic arthritis are below ground.
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
My levels of sympathy for people inheriting anything other than a giant bar tab and psoriatic arthritis are below ground.
I wrote about consumerism's Death Star: the Big Tesco.
The truth about a Big Tesco
Cleanup in aisle 807.
theguyliner.substack.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I wrote about consumerism's Death Star: the Big Tesco.
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Literally buying one copy of a book at your local indie bookstore can mean the difference in whether they buy future books from that author.
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Literally buying one copy of a book at your local indie bookstore can mean the difference in whether they buy future books from that author.
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Just read The Glorious Dead by @theguyliner.bsky.social. What a fantastic book and such a great twisty unsettling plot.
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Just read The Glorious Dead by @theguyliner.bsky.social. What a fantastic book and such a great twisty unsettling plot.
A movie that takes place where you’re from
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
Happy 9th anniversary to the most insane email I’ve ever received
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Happy 9th anniversary to the most insane email I’ve ever received
Reposted by Justin Myers
In the latest Guardian Blind Date: marathons; abattoirs; and harsh lessons from the University of Chopsticks.
Read my review:
Read my review:
Henry and Sarah
2025: where every day is like Sunday. A Sunday in Hell, while old episodes of RI:SE play in the background. Today we are going for a v quick spin round the latest GBD, between Henry, a 28-year-old …
theguyliner.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:48 AM
In the latest Guardian Blind Date: marathons; abattoirs; and harsh lessons from the University of Chopsticks.
Read my review:
Read my review:
I would deep-throat Blackpool Tower for Karen Hauer.
(Also, Tess looks STUNNING.)
(Also, Tess looks STUNNING.)
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I would deep-throat Blackpool Tower for Karen Hauer.
(Also, Tess looks STUNNING.)
(Also, Tess looks STUNNING.)
In the latest Guardian Blind Date: marathons; abattoirs; and harsh lessons from the University of Chopsticks.
Read my review:
Read my review:
Henry and Sarah
2025: where every day is like Sunday. A Sunday in Hell, while old episodes of RI:SE play in the background. Today we are going for a v quick spin round the latest GBD, between Henry, a 28-year-old …
theguyliner.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:48 AM
In the latest Guardian Blind Date: marathons; abattoirs; and harsh lessons from the University of Chopsticks.
Read my review:
Read my review:
There will be a Guardian Blind Date review today. impeccable.theguyliner.com
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 AM
There will be a Guardian Blind Date review today. impeccable.theguyliner.com
New reason to live unlocked: my local pizza place Mamma Dough is putting sprouts on a pizza for Christmas.
November 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
New reason to live unlocked: my local pizza place Mamma Dough is putting sprouts on a pizza for Christmas.
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I just want trans people the world over to be able to live in peace, and I don't think that should be an unreasonable ask or expectation.
November 20, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I just want trans people the world over to be able to live in peace, and I don't think that should be an unreasonable ask or expectation.
I have to say that the best thing about being an adult, so far, is being able to have a can of Coke whenever I want. Everything else is awful.
November 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I have to say that the best thing about being an adult, so far, is being able to have a can of Coke whenever I want. Everything else is awful.
You should never date someone whose profile picture is a screenshot of their appearance on a rolling news channel.
November 16, 2025 at 1:10 PM
You should never date someone whose profile picture is a screenshot of their appearance on a rolling news channel.
I would spread caustic soda on my morning toast if Karen Hauer asked me to. (Even though she’s been voted out.)
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I would spread caustic soda on my morning toast if Karen Hauer asked me to. (Even though she’s been voted out.)
I’m greatly enjoying being DMed on Instagram by wide boys with ‘old money’ haircuts telling me my engagement is shit and I’ve probably been shadowbanned, and the only thing that can save me is the two-minute video they want to send me.
November 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I’m greatly enjoying being DMed on Instagram by wide boys with ‘old money’ haircuts telling me my engagement is shit and I’ve probably been shadowbanned, and the only thing that can save me is the two-minute video they want to send me.