Paul
@rudemrlang.com
I make magazines, books and websites about the world of entertainment - mainly Doctor Who, pop stars and soaps. Swedish pop fan. Big gay. he/him 🌈
When you just paid for fruit.
February 17, 2026 at 12:48 PM
When you just paid for fruit.
I’ll decide if the cat is going to be pink, thank you very much.
Put The Colour On Pembe the Pink Cat
Put The Colour On Pembe the Pink Cat
Catch the latest tie-in to this feline viral sensation
downthetubes.net
February 16, 2026 at 7:59 AM
I’ll decide if the cat is going to be pink, thank you very much.
Watched a gay movie called Riley this weekend and it had an amazing detail in it where the title character went to some awful guy’s squalid house for a hookup and there was a smoke alarm battery warning bleeping throughout.
February 15, 2026 at 10:48 AM
Watched a gay movie called Riley this weekend and it had an amazing detail in it where the title character went to some awful guy’s squalid house for a hookup and there was a smoke alarm battery warning bleeping throughout.
Feel the love this Valentine’s Day with my guide to romance in #DoctorWho. www.doctorwho.tv/news-and-fea...
February 14, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Feel the love this Valentine’s Day with my guide to romance in #DoctorWho. www.doctorwho.tv/news-and-fea...
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Me: I would make a great parent.
Also me:
Also me:
February 14, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Me: I would make a great parent.
Also me:
Also me:
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Pffft. Red roses for Valentine’s Day? German supermarket Edeka is out here making sausage bouquets.
February 13, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Pffft. Red roses for Valentine’s Day? German supermarket Edeka is out here making sausage bouquets.
I don't think I've ever seen a less enticing editorial offering than this.
February 13, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I don't think I've ever seen a less enticing editorial offering than this.
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
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oh captain our captain
There are some Star Trek fans weirdly obsessed with “decorum” and they really fixate on how Holly Hunter sits in the captain’s chair on STARFLEET ACADEMY. One guy left a comment on the official FB whining about it and so Captain Janeway herself responded to drop the hammer
February 13, 2026 at 6:00 AM
oh captain our captain
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My adopted donkey has sent me… a Valentine’s Day card
February 12, 2026 at 2:04 PM
My adopted donkey has sent me… a Valentine’s Day card
Fucking cancer! So good in Don't Trust the B---- In Apartment 23.
February 11, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Fucking cancer! So good in Don't Trust the B---- In Apartment 23.
Sky have invented Sky.
Sky are launching a bundle combining Disney+, Netflix, HBO Max and Hayu into a single £24($34) monthly subscription in the UK
February 11, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Sky have invented Sky.
LOL at the Lib Dems teasing a big announcement like it’s fucking Corriedale leaving all the journos frothing at the mouth for yet more soapy drama and it turns out to be an economic policy announcement.
February 11, 2026 at 9:39 AM
LOL at the Lib Dems teasing a big announcement like it’s fucking Corriedale leaving all the journos frothing at the mouth for yet more soapy drama and it turns out to be an economic policy announcement.
I walk to work via Borough Market and until I started doing that I had no concept of how much cooking oil is moving around London every morning.
February 10, 2026 at 9:11 AM
I walk to work via Borough Market and until I started doing that I had no concept of how much cooking oil is moving around London every morning.
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My boyfriend at the time stood up, turned off the tv, threw the remote on the floor, shouted “well that was a complete waste of time!” and stormed out of the room when they announced Will as the winner.
#OnThisDay 2002 : The final of the first Pop Idol was broadcast on ITV in which Will Young and Gareth Gates took to the stage to see who would become the series winner.
February 9, 2026 at 8:20 PM
My boyfriend at the time stood up, turned off the tv, threw the remote on the floor, shouted “well that was a complete waste of time!” and stormed out of the room when they announced Will as the winner.
Post a banger not in English. youtu.be/IhJmORaLtH0?...
February 9, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Post a banger not in English. youtu.be/IhJmORaLtH0?...
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Have The Week and The Beano ever had the same cover before?
February 8, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Have The Week and The Beano ever had the same cover before?
“To: All staff
Following the recent restructure, the bee workforce has been redeployed. They will now be tasked with constantly stinging the rest of you until morale improves”
Following the recent restructure, the bee workforce has been redeployed. They will now be tasked with constantly stinging the rest of you until morale improves”
February 8, 2026 at 12:45 PM
“To: All staff
Following the recent restructure, the bee workforce has been redeployed. They will now be tasked with constantly stinging the rest of you until morale improves”
Following the recent restructure, the bee workforce has been redeployed. They will now be tasked with constantly stinging the rest of you until morale improves”
Not often that Spotify make a change that improves the app “nowadays” but the lyrics just popping up automatically seems genuinely good and useful.
February 8, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Not often that Spotify make a change that improves the app “nowadays” but the lyrics just popping up automatically seems genuinely good and useful.
🚨 Stock Aitken Waterman at the BBC starts on BBC2 in 10 minutes.🚨
February 7, 2026 at 11:08 PM
🚨 Stock Aitken Waterman at the BBC starts on BBC2 in 10 minutes.🚨
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Dry ginger? Like Ed Sheeran?
February 7, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Dry ginger? Like Ed Sheeran?
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In the latest Guardian Blind Date: 'We didn’t kiss but we exchanged Instas, which among gay men is close to the same thing’
My review does NOT let that one slide, believe me.
My review does NOT let that one slide, believe me.
Alfie and Sam
My first Blind Date review just happens to be two fellas – what are the chances? (Quite high, actually, I refuse to spend my Saturday mornings encouraging heteronormativity unless the couple bonk i…
theguyliner.com
February 7, 2026 at 10:59 AM
In the latest Guardian Blind Date: 'We didn’t kiss but we exchanged Instas, which among gay men is close to the same thing’
My review does NOT let that one slide, believe me.
My review does NOT let that one slide, believe me.
Truly demented comic strip in Fast Forward magazine set in Television Centre. Dawn French is trying to trick Cheryl Baker into making her 100 pancakes, but Cheryl is revealed to be living in SQUALOR in rented accommodation.
February 7, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Truly demented comic strip in Fast Forward magazine set in Television Centre. Dawn French is trying to trick Cheryl Baker into making her 100 pancakes, but Cheryl is revealed to be living in SQUALOR in rented accommodation.
Obsessed with people who out big pink bows on their dogs so nobody accidentally misgenders them.
February 6, 2026 at 9:09 AM
Obsessed with people who out big pink bows on their dogs so nobody accidentally misgenders them.