Paul
@rudemrlang.com
I make magazines, books and websites about the world of entertainment - mainly Doctor Who, pop stars and soaps. Swedish pop fan. Big gay. he/him 🌈
Lidl not putting the same effort into its knock-off brand names as it once did.
November 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Lidl not putting the same effort into its knock-off brand names as it once did.
This Smash Hits poll top 10 for 1988’s Most Very Horrible Thing is amazing.
November 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
This Smash Hits poll top 10 for 1988’s Most Very Horrible Thing is amazing.
Turn it into a leisure centre, and the income from that can pay off the national debt.
November 2, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Turn it into a leisure centre, and the income from that can pay off the national debt.
Living the dream, booking tickets for a cinema screening of Time and the Rani.
October 31, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Living the dream, booking tickets for a cinema screening of Time and the Rani.
Going through old playlists today just to feel something and honestly.
October 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Going through old playlists today just to feel something and honestly.
Hooting that the RVT is already advertising a night with Sonia next APRIL.
October 28, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Hooting that the RVT is already advertising a night with Sonia next APRIL.
An actual thing I said this week:
October 25, 2025 at 10:01 AM
An actual thing I said this week:
I've been listening to every song in the history of the Eurovision Song Contest for a work thing and it has sent me absolutely doolally, what do you mean my entire personality is now the red dress that Birthe Kjær wore when she sang 'Vi maler byen rød' for Denmark in 1989?
October 25, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I've been listening to every song in the history of the Eurovision Song Contest for a work thing and it has sent me absolutely doolally, what do you mean my entire personality is now the red dress that Birthe Kjær wore when she sang 'Vi maler byen rød' for Denmark in 1989?
It’s probably this setting, which pulls in such rubbish from feeds like What’s Hot Classic and Popular with Friends.
October 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
It’s probably this setting, which pulls in such rubbish from feeds like What’s Hot Classic and Popular with Friends.
Sorry to anyone who wears it but this is definitely the worst “officewear” for men.
October 15, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Sorry to anyone who wears it but this is definitely the worst “officewear” for men.
Little Me says ✨“hiyaaaaa!” ✨
October 14, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Little Me says ✨“hiyaaaaa!” ✨
Very “Curtains for Zoosha?”.
October 14, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Very “Curtains for Zoosha?”.
I will definitely need all these screengrabs of Gail Platt one day.
October 12, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I will definitely need all these screengrabs of Gail Platt one day.
Agog at what Temu Switzerland have got going on.
October 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Agog at what Temu Switzerland have got going on.
Currently in the queue for this, which allegedly starts in 6 minutes, all the way back on Oxford Street.
October 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Currently in the queue for this, which allegedly starts in 6 minutes, all the way back on Oxford Street.
I’ll be honest, I’ve seen more appealing ads.
October 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I’ll be honest, I’ve seen more appealing ads.
Describe your Bluesky account in one image.
October 6, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Describe your Bluesky account in one image.
He’s doing teeth whitener now!
October 5, 2025 at 11:42 AM
He’s doing teeth whitener now!
Robbie’s marketing spend obviously ran out.
October 4, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Robbie’s marketing spend obviously ran out.
They’re showing Emmerdale in Comptons.
October 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
They’re showing Emmerdale in Comptons.