Chris
@chrispaget1.bsky.social
📍Manchester. Paeds Critical Care Pharmacist/Educator/Researcher. Caffeinated perfectionist, serial procrastinator & Dad joke aficionado. 🏳️🌈👨⚕️💊🎹🎸🇳🇴🏃🐶🎮📺 and general geekery.
Heard someone refer to their child as “47 months old”. You can stop that nonsense right now.
February 10, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Heard someone refer to their child as “47 months old”. You can stop that nonsense right now.
Anyone over 30 getting into an argument on social media
February 10, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Anyone over 30 getting into an argument on social media
Mind blown finding out the vocals on this is actually one of The Weather Girls #itsrainingsweat
February 9, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Mind blown finding out the vocals on this is actually one of The Weather Girls #itsrainingsweat
Had at least 3 vehicles speed through a red light whilst I’ve been about to cross in the last week. Not particularly unusual these days either.
Are drivers just not paying attention anymore or don’t particularly care? Or both?
Are drivers just not paying attention anymore or don’t particularly care? Or both?
February 9, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Had at least 3 vehicles speed through a red light whilst I’ve been about to cross in the last week. Not particularly unusual these days either.
Are drivers just not paying attention anymore or don’t particularly care? Or both?
Are drivers just not paying attention anymore or don’t particularly care? Or both?
Looks like AI - my stomach says otherwise 🐷
February 7, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Looks like AI - my stomach says otherwise 🐷
When you’re representing Cyprus at the Winter Olympics at 7 and starting your microbiology on-call shift at 8
February 6, 2026 at 8:15 PM
When you’re representing Cyprus at the Winter Olympics at 7 and starting your microbiology on-call shift at 8
Winning a Minute Cryptic clue writing competition might be the geekiest yet most satisfying thing I’ve ever done
February 6, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Winning a Minute Cryptic clue writing competition might be the geekiest yet most satisfying thing I’ve ever done
This is a level of pettiness I can only aspire to
February 5, 2026 at 8:44 PM
This is a level of pettiness I can only aspire to
28 years old. F*ck me. 😨
February 4, 2026 at 10:42 PM
28 years old. F*ck me. 😨
Melodifestivalen playlist name unlocked
February 4, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Melodifestivalen playlist name unlocked
Social media would be a much better place if some people just had their air fryer confiscated. It’s bordering on appliance abuse
February 3, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Social media would be a much better place if some people just had their air fryer confiscated. It’s bordering on appliance abuse
No one:
Your Nan putting something even slightly sour in their mouth:
Your Nan putting something even slightly sour in their mouth:
February 2, 2026 at 9:12 PM
No one:
Your Nan putting something even slightly sour in their mouth:
Your Nan putting something even slightly sour in their mouth:
Anyone else beginning to get a little irritated by Rachel? Impressive a Traitor as she may be! #thetraitors
January 21, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Anyone else beginning to get a little irritated by Rachel? Impressive a Traitor as she may be! #thetraitors
And so we’re back to accusing Traitors purely based on their perceived intelligence 🥱 #thetraitors
January 21, 2026 at 8:43 PM
And so we’re back to accusing Traitors purely based on their perceived intelligence 🥱 #thetraitors
First day at a new hospital with a different EPR system
January 20, 2026 at 10:51 PM
First day at a new hospital with a different EPR system
Now THIS is nostalgia
January 18, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Now THIS is nostalgia
When you cut open a cabbage and unveil a portal to Narnia
January 18, 2026 at 9:46 AM
When you cut open a cabbage and unveil a portal to Narnia
Please God can we banish the phrase “where my head’s at”? If it was a drinking game I’d have passed out by now #thetraitors
January 15, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Please God can we banish the phrase “where my head’s at”? If it was a drinking game I’d have passed out by now #thetraitors
Whichever poor production staff they buried in the ground for that challenge aren’t getting paid enough is all I’m saying #thetraitors
January 15, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Whichever poor production staff they buried in the ground for that challenge aren’t getting paid enough is all I’m saying #thetraitors
Oldest selfie in my camera roll / most recent selfie in my camera roll.
2007 - 22
2025 - 40
2007 - 22
2025 - 40
January 14, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Oldest selfie in my camera roll / most recent selfie in my camera roll.
2007 - 22
2025 - 40
2007 - 22
2025 - 40