Chris
@chrispaget1.bsky.social
📍Manchester. Paeds Critical Care Pharmacist/Educator/Researcher. Caffeinated perfectionist, serial procrastinator & Dad joke aficionado. 🏳️🌈👨⚕️💊🎹🎸🇳🇴🏃🐶🎮📺 and general geekery.
*whispers* I’m not the biggest fan of pancakes 🤷♂️
February 17, 2026 at 8:46 AM
*whispers* I’m not the biggest fan of pancakes 🤷♂️
If we’re going down the rabbit hole of hottest street fighter characters it can only be Ryu and Chun-Li right?
February 16, 2026 at 9:50 PM
If we’re going down the rabbit hole of hottest street fighter characters it can only be Ryu and Chun-Li right?
“First Hour At Work” Bingo Card
February 16, 2026 at 8:05 AM
“First Hour At Work” Bingo Card
I really want this to be true 😂
February 15, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I really want this to be true 😂
Nothing like a cold to make you realise how much you take for granted how easy it is to BREATHE OUT OF YOUR F*CKING NOSE 😫
February 14, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Nothing like a cold to make you realise how much you take for granted how easy it is to BREATHE OUT OF YOUR F*CKING NOSE 😫
Me: I would make a great parent.
Also me:
Also me:
February 14, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Me: I would make a great parent.
Also me:
Also me:
You can always tell if someone is currently playing Expedition 33 by the fact they’re constantly humming “la-la-la la-la la-la-la la-la la-la-laaaa-la-la”
February 13, 2026 at 7:32 PM
You can always tell if someone is currently playing Expedition 33 by the fact they’re constantly humming “la-la-la la-la la-la-la la-la la-la-laaaa-la-la”
AI trying to calculate 16-9
February 12, 2026 at 9:27 PM
AI trying to calculate 16-9
Imagine getting so high you accidentally discover another dimension
February 12, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Imagine getting so high you accidentally discover another dimension
Heard someone refer to their child as “47 months old”. You can stop that nonsense right now.
February 10, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Heard someone refer to their child as “47 months old”. You can stop that nonsense right now.
Anyone over 30 getting into an argument on social media
February 10, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Anyone over 30 getting into an argument on social media
Mind blown finding out the vocals on this is actually one of The Weather Girls #itsrainingsweat
February 9, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Mind blown finding out the vocals on this is actually one of The Weather Girls #itsrainingsweat
Had at least 3 vehicles speed through a red light whilst I’ve been about to cross in the last week. Not particularly unusual these days either.
Are drivers just not paying attention anymore or don’t particularly care? Or both?
Are drivers just not paying attention anymore or don’t particularly care? Or both?
February 9, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Had at least 3 vehicles speed through a red light whilst I’ve been about to cross in the last week. Not particularly unusual these days either.
Are drivers just not paying attention anymore or don’t particularly care? Or both?
Are drivers just not paying attention anymore or don’t particularly care? Or both?
Looks like AI - my stomach says otherwise 🐷
February 7, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Looks like AI - my stomach says otherwise 🐷
When you’re representing Cyprus at the Winter Olympics at 7 and starting your microbiology on-call shift at 8
February 6, 2026 at 8:15 PM
When you’re representing Cyprus at the Winter Olympics at 7 and starting your microbiology on-call shift at 8
Winning a Minute Cryptic clue writing competition might be the geekiest yet most satisfying thing I’ve ever done
February 6, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Winning a Minute Cryptic clue writing competition might be the geekiest yet most satisfying thing I’ve ever done
This is a level of pettiness I can only aspire to
February 5, 2026 at 8:44 PM
This is a level of pettiness I can only aspire to
28 years old. F*ck me. 😨
February 4, 2026 at 10:42 PM
28 years old. F*ck me. 😨
Melodifestivalen playlist name unlocked
February 4, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Melodifestivalen playlist name unlocked
Social media would be a much better place if some people just had their air fryer confiscated. It’s bordering on appliance abuse
February 3, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Social media would be a much better place if some people just had their air fryer confiscated. It’s bordering on appliance abuse
No one:
Your Nan putting something even slightly sour in their mouth:
Your Nan putting something even slightly sour in their mouth:
February 2, 2026 at 9:12 PM
No one:
Your Nan putting something even slightly sour in their mouth:
Your Nan putting something even slightly sour in their mouth:
Anyone else beginning to get a little irritated by Rachel? Impressive a Traitor as she may be! #thetraitors
January 21, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Anyone else beginning to get a little irritated by Rachel? Impressive a Traitor as she may be! #thetraitors