Chris
@chrispaget1.bsky.social
📍Manchester. Paeds Critical Care Pharmacist/Educator/Researcher. Caffeinated perfectionist, serial procrastinator & Dad joke aficionado. 🏳️🌈👨⚕️💊🎹🎸🇳🇴🏃🐶🎮📺 and general geekery.
Jokes - this is my actual reaction
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Jokes - this is my actual reaction
When you finally receive some positive feedback at work
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
When you finally receive some positive feedback at work
Buffy doll has seen some SH*T
November 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Buffy doll has seen some SH*T
The Celebrity Traitors finale has reminded me what an outstanding and atmospheric piece of music Sunshine (Adagio in D Minor) is.
Took me right back to this scene:
Took me right back to this scene:
November 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The Celebrity Traitors finale has reminded me what an outstanding and atmospheric piece of music Sunshine (Adagio in D Minor) is.
Took me right back to this scene:
Took me right back to this scene:
Confirmed by *erm* independent… research? 😂
November 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Confirmed by *erm* independent… research? 😂
You mean to tell me I can go to bed early, get a good night’s sleep and still feel incredibly tired the following morning?
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 AM
You mean to tell me I can go to bed early, get a good night’s sleep and still feel incredibly tired the following morning?
Zippy, Hacker and Sweep (Linda vibes) as Traitors for chaos reasons alone.
Why Bird voted off first for being an annoying know-it-all.
Rosie slips under the radar for weeks as she doesn’t say anything or offer an opinion.
Tilly wins after double-crossing the people’s champion Bagpuss.
Why Bird voted off first for being an annoying know-it-all.
Rosie slips under the radar for weeks as she doesn’t say anything or offer an opinion.
Tilly wins after double-crossing the people’s champion Bagpuss.
November 2, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Zippy, Hacker and Sweep (Linda vibes) as Traitors for chaos reasons alone.
Why Bird voted off first for being an annoying know-it-all.
Rosie slips under the radar for weeks as she doesn’t say anything or offer an opinion.
Tilly wins after double-crossing the people’s champion Bagpuss.
Why Bird voted off first for being an annoying know-it-all.
Rosie slips under the radar for weeks as she doesn’t say anything or offer an opinion.
Tilly wins after double-crossing the people’s champion Bagpuss.
New chat up line idea unlocked
October 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
New chat up line idea unlocked
Though what has stung most so far is hearing ”this 40 year old gentleman” when being presented on ward round 😂
Almost 12 hours in A&E, almost 4 of which waiting for a bed on the ward. Tired, hangry and fed up doesn’t quite cover it
October 16, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Though what has stung most so far is hearing ”this 40 year old gentleman” when being presented on ward round 😂
Almost 12 hours in A&E, almost 4 of which waiting for a bed on the ward. Tired, hangry and fed up doesn’t quite cover it
October 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Almost 12 hours in A&E, almost 4 of which waiting for a bed on the ward. Tired, hangry and fed up doesn’t quite cover it
Reposted by Chris
Honestly this was the sugary blast of sunlight I needed this week! #13goingon30 #thirtyflirtyandnotthriving
October 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Honestly this was the sugary blast of sunlight I needed this week! #13goingon30 #thirtyflirtyandnotthriving
Why as a society have we not moved on from making “look at my foreign boyfriend, isn’t it funny that he pronounces English words wrongly” videos?
October 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Why as a society have we not moved on from making “look at my foreign boyfriend, isn’t it funny that he pronounces English words wrongly” videos?
Ma’am I’d like to report a murder
October 4, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Ma’am I’d like to report a murder
When your two default moods are pissed off and sick
October 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
When your two default moods are pissed off and sick
I mean if I could get away with this I would too
September 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I mean if I could get away with this I would too
What did Spartacus say when the Colosseum lion accidentally ate his girlfriend?
Nothing, he was gladiator
Nothing, he was gladiator
a man stands in front of a crowd with the words are you not entertained
ALT: a man stands in front of a crowd with the words are you not entertained
media.tenor.com
September 28, 2025 at 9:40 AM
What did Spartacus say when the Colosseum lion accidentally ate his girlfriend?
Nothing, he was gladiator
Nothing, he was gladiator
Kudos to my fellow green pen warriors👨⚕️ #worldpharmacistday2025
September 25, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Kudos to my fellow green pen warriors👨⚕️ #worldpharmacistday2025