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@chazzersmurf.bsky.social
UK based reader, runner, gay. Spend too long in charity shops. Leftish.
Post pancake day breakfast.
February 18, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Post pancake day breakfast.
Morning. 'I've done a stiletto shoe. ' Valet looks again. 'I've done the Eiffel Tower'. Not sure the break was helpful. Anyway, Wednesday. We can do this.
February 18, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Morning. 'I've done a stiletto shoe. ' Valet looks again. 'I've done the Eiffel Tower'. Not sure the break was helpful. Anyway, Wednesday. We can do this.
Advertise your accent with a gif.
February 17, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Advertise your accent with a gif.
Bonus run because the weather is so nice. Not quick because it was a bit slippy underfoot and I quite like having unbroken hips. Song of the run: Lady Gaga, Bloody Mary.
February 17, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Bonus run because the weather is so nice. Not quick because it was a bit slippy underfoot and I quite like having unbroken hips. Song of the run: Lady Gaga, Bloody Mary.
Bonus run because the weather is so nice. Not quick because it was a bit slippy underfoot and I quite like having unbroken hips. Song of the run: Lady Gaga, Bloody Mary
February 17, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Bonus run because the weather is so nice. Not quick because it was a bit slippy underfoot and I quite like having unbroken hips. Song of the run: Lady Gaga, Bloody Mary
Morning. Valet having an actual lie in, so Chazzer choice again. I've gone for an abstract artwork called Composition #4. Tuesday, which is my hump day, which is confusing.
February 17, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Morning. Valet having an actual lie in, so Chazzer choice again. I've gone for an abstract artwork called Composition #4. Tuesday, which is my hump day, which is confusing.
The protein chums have cleaned Marks and Spencers out of cottage cheese, but fortunately they've not got as far as Iceland. Rejoice.
February 16, 2026 at 1:04 PM
The protein chums have cleaned Marks and Spencers out of cottage cheese, but fortunately they've not got as far as Iceland. Rejoice.
Motivation to run was zero, but a good morning to get out. Song of the run: Fischerspooner, Emerge. Hard not to run faster to this.
February 16, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Motivation to run was zero, but a good morning to get out. Song of the run: Fischerspooner, Emerge. Hard not to run faster to this.
This is the valet and his dance partner winning their award yesterday. The valet may have cried.
A very special day for Mr Haggett and Lisa yesterday where they won the annual dance school award for their individual and couples achievements. Zoom in to Mr Haggett’s glasses to see how emotional he got!
February 16, 2026 at 6:26 AM
This is the valet and his dance partner winning their award yesterday. The valet may have cried.
Morning. Valet is on half term so getting a lie in (aka playing 1980s advert songs on YouTube right now.) So it's Chazzer Choice. I even attempted a smiley face: valet rather withering on my competence.
Monday: we meet again. Huh.
Monday: we meet again. Huh.
February 16, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Morning. Valet is on half term so getting a lie in (aka playing 1980s advert songs on YouTube right now.) So it's Chazzer Choice. I even attempted a smiley face: valet rather withering on my competence.
Monday: we meet again. Huh.
Monday: we meet again. Huh.
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19.
February 15, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19.
Spent the afternoon at the valet's dance school in a church hall, watching him get the annual School trophy. Very proud. I also danced the Lancers and the Virginian Reel: I am less proud of my shambolic performances.
February 15, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Spent the afternoon at the valet's dance school in a church hall, watching him get the annual School trophy. Very proud. I also danced the Lancers and the Virginian Reel: I am less proud of my shambolic performances.
Bluesky is a good thing because it's prompted me to play this again (thanks to @dnlmrkrssll.bsky.social). Left To My Own Devices is one of my top five songs ever.
February 15, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Bluesky is a good thing because it's prompted me to play this again (thanks to @dnlmrkrssll.bsky.social). Left To My Own Devices is one of my top five songs ever.
Morning. 'I've excelled myself. I've done the common house spider'. Well, I'd say this is the Valet's best yet. How's your Sundays? For me it's a lie in then off to Cotmanhay to watch ballroom dancing.
February 15, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Morning. 'I've excelled myself. I've done the common house spider'. Well, I'd say this is the Valet's best yet. How's your Sundays? For me it's a lie in then off to Cotmanhay to watch ballroom dancing.
My notifications are now a mess of different threads about mushy peas, tall men and badly buttered bread. Not quite sure how to reply to anything.
February 14, 2026 at 9:59 PM
My notifications are now a mess of different threads about mushy peas, tall men and badly buttered bread. Not quite sure how to reply to anything.
Valentine's Day chippy tea. Class.
February 14, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Valentine's Day chippy tea. Class.
Nice walk along the river and Watersports Centre with my best mate, taking about the daft things we did in our youth. Bit of flooding along the way. Can see why Park Run was cancelled: part of the route is now lake (pic 3). Have spent most of today outside. No regrets.
February 14, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Nice walk along the river and Watersports Centre with my best mate, taking about the daft things we did in our youth. Bit of flooding along the way. Can see why Park Run was cancelled: part of the route is now lake (pic 3). Have spent most of today outside. No regrets.
For a week every year, this scruffy bit of grass in Bridgford Park is transformed into a Persian carpet of crocuses. One of my favourite things about living here.
February 14, 2026 at 1:59 PM
For a week every year, this scruffy bit of grass in Bridgford Park is transformed into a Persian carpet of crocuses. One of my favourite things about living here.
Well, running in this weather is very nice. No complaints. You even get a crooked smile selfie. Song of the run, Kiesza: Dancing and Crying. Thanks to @andyukb.bsky.social for the tip off.
February 14, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Well, running in this weather is very nice. No complaints. You even get a crooked smile selfie. Song of the run, Kiesza: Dancing and Crying. Thanks to @andyukb.bsky.social for the tip off.
Sun hitting the bottles again.
February 14, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Sun hitting the bottles again.
A very, very welcome sight today. Actual sun. Plus bit more flooding on the fields.
February 14, 2026 at 8:26 AM
A very, very welcome sight today. Actual sun. Plus bit more flooding on the fields.
Morning. 'I've done a lady wearing a poncho in the rain'. Nice red mug for Valentine's Day to match the card. This is the beginning and end of our Valentine's Day fuss.
February 14, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Morning. 'I've done a lady wearing a poncho in the rain'. Nice red mug for Valentine's Day to match the card. This is the beginning and end of our Valentine's Day fuss.
Rewatching Arrested Development and at the end of season 1. I know I post a lot of Lucille Bluth GIFs, but god it really is the funniest programme. So smart. So many jokes. But it's TV to concentrate on: blink and you miss a bit of light treason.
February 13, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Rewatching Arrested Development and at the end of season 1. I know I post a lot of Lucille Bluth GIFs, but god it really is the funniest programme. So smart. So many jokes. But it's TV to concentrate on: blink and you miss a bit of light treason.
Justice for jitties.
(Yougov survey questions are pretty random.)
(Yougov survey questions are pretty random.)
February 13, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Justice for jitties.
(Yougov survey questions are pretty random.)
(Yougov survey questions are pretty random.)
Went outside. It's awful. Won't be going out again.
February 13, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Went outside. It's awful. Won't be going out again.