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@chazzersmurf.bsky.social
UK based reader, runner, gay. Spend too long in charity shops. Leftish.
Rewatching Arrested Development and at the end of season 1. I know I post a lot of Lucille Bluth GIFs, but god it really is the funniest programme. So smart. So many jokes. But it's TV to concentrate on: blink and you miss a bit of light treason.
February 13, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Justice for jitties.

(Yougov survey questions are pretty random.)
February 13, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Went outside. It's awful. Won't be going out again.
February 13, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Ok. Done. It has been pointed out that Friday 13th was not the best day to dust a fragile glass collection housed on shelves over a staircase, using a ladder. But I survived. Found the first Whitefriars vase I bought in 1998, pic 2. £16 in Hitchin: that started the whole collection.
February 13, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Today's 'bad life choices' job is dusting this lot. Been putting it off for weeks. Involves ladders. Pray for me
February 13, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Morning. Valet had early work start, so Chazzer choice today. Moomins mug for a change. No froth pattern, but the dots are pretty.
February 13, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Not in the mood for that run, but done and dusted. Also chance to see the massive tree wedged under the suspension bridge. Song of the run: Midnight Sun: Zara Larsson.
February 12, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Morning. 'I've done a lion stalking its prey'. Prey not pictured apparently. Anyway, it's Thursday, I went to the pub last night with friends to talk funerals and three months long walks. Pub is different in your 50s.
February 12, 2026 at 6:19 AM
You know that post prompt about men in glasses being hot? Well...
February 11, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Morning. Given the valet a day off so it's Chazzer Choice. Inadvertently done a coffee froth shape: any idea? Pizza maybe?
February 11, 2026 at 6:13 AM
The bloody protein influencers have got my cottage cheese. Been having this for lunch for decades and suddenly it's really hard to find. And I'm not stopping to the pineapple version, it's not 1992.
February 10, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Morning. 'I've done an airplane coming into land. ' Ok, I can see that. Yellow mug for another grey day. Also tried the new draft thing writing this: quite handy.
February 10, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Post a banger not in English

(I'd forgotten this fantastic song, the soundtrack to my Swedish jaunt in 2000).

youtu.be/JfcLWW-87XE?...
February 9, 2026 at 6:39 PM
My Ann Patchett reading spree continues. This was fantastic. It was recommended by a couple of people here and they were absolutely right. The blurbs of the plot always sound terrible: dead magician's wife goes to stay with his family. But the stories just sing. Proper magic.
February 9, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Ran home, in the light. So much nicer. Trent looking a bit higher.
February 9, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Mole-over week update
It’s time to see who won this week’s moleover!
February 9, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I've come blinking out into the light because the actual sun is shining.
February 9, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Ran to work. Good. Cottage cheese exploded in my bag. Bad. Oh well. Song of the run: queer classic Losing My Mind by Liza Minnelli.
February 9, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Morning. 'I've done a triangular prison ' says the valet. And yet I see a gnome with a beard. Anyway. Monday. Yes, Monday.
February 9, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Roast dinner, featuring @andyukb.bsky.social recipe Yorkshire's.
February 8, 2026 at 7:53 PM
No tat bought, but did buy music. Thankfully they took my student discount card, bonus
February 8, 2026 at 11:45 AM
My happy place: tat for days.
February 8, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Morning. 'I've done a detached house. With garage' says the valet. Feedback as always welcomed. Sunday, lazy start while we work out where to go for a little wander.
February 8, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"I can't tell you how many references to use in your essay."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"Oh for fuck's sake"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"The answer to your question is in the module handbook"
February 7, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I've not eaten any fruit or veg today. Except red sauce in the bacon cob. No regrets.
February 7, 2026 at 7:48 PM