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@chazzersmurf.bsky.social
UK based reader, runner, gay. Spend too long in charity shops. Leftish.
Sunset over the lake at work.
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Sunset over the lake at work.
My lunch is more soul destroying than yours.
November 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
My lunch is more soul destroying than yours.
Morning. The rain is pummeling the velux and the valet just brought this yellow mug playing 'Sunshine on a rainy day' by Zoë. See what he did there?
Not looking forward to cycling in this.
Not looking forward to cycling in this.
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Morning. The rain is pummeling the velux and the valet just brought this yellow mug playing 'Sunshine on a rainy day' by Zoë. See what he did there?
Not looking forward to cycling in this.
Not looking forward to cycling in this.
Finally the weather this cost was built for.
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Finally the weather this cost was built for.
Like an entirely normal person, I just put out my 1980s Swedish Santa Lucia figures. Sindy's boyfriend Paul looks away in disgust.
Found these on Vinted about March and stashed them in my bedside cabinet, so good job I remembered them, eh?
Found these on Vinted about March and stashed them in my bedside cabinet, so good job I remembered them, eh?
November 18, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Like an entirely normal person, I just put out my 1980s Swedish Santa Lucia figures. Sindy's boyfriend Paul looks away in disgust.
Found these on Vinted about March and stashed them in my bedside cabinet, so good job I remembered them, eh?
Found these on Vinted about March and stashed them in my bedside cabinet, so good job I remembered them, eh?
Morning. Today's black mug came with every 1970s' child favourite... the theme tune to Black Beauty. Apparently I ruined his fun by suggesting it a few weeks ago. Trying to work out whether to run or rest my slightly dodgy feeling knee. Think rest will win.
November 18, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Morning. Today's black mug came with every 1970s' child favourite... the theme tune to Black Beauty. Apparently I ruined his fun by suggesting it a few weeks ago. Trying to work out whether to run or rest my slightly dodgy feeling knee. Think rest will win.
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong
1. Mugs
2. Valet's mug and music choices
3. Lucille Bluth gifs
What a sad little life.
1. Mugs
2. Valet's mug and music choices
3. Lucille Bluth gifs
What a sad little life.
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong x
1. Too many selfies
2 thirst trapper
3 always think I’m on holiday
1. Too many selfies
2 thirst trapper
3 always think I’m on holiday
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong x
1. Corgis
2. Food
3. Too many chesty selfies
1. Corgis
2. Food
3. Too many chesty selfies
November 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong
1. Mugs
2. Valet's mug and music choices
3. Lucille Bluth gifs
What a sad little life.
1. Mugs
2. Valet's mug and music choices
3. Lucille Bluth gifs
What a sad little life.
Nice cycle home along the river.
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Nice cycle home along the river.
Just heard a student in shorts complaining about being cold.
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Just heard a student in shorts complaining about being cold.
Bit of bottle sun this morning.
November 17, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Bit of bottle sun this morning.
Morning. Another work week, eh? Think the valet may be low on inspiration. Today's orange mug came with Waterloo Sunset by The Kinks because sunsets are orange? Are we accepting this?
November 17, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Morning. Another work week, eh? Think the valet may be low on inspiration. Today's orange mug came with Waterloo Sunset by The Kinks because sunsets are orange? Are we accepting this?
Succulents and tender cuttings inside for the winter. Back outside in five months all being well.
November 16, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Succulents and tender cuttings inside for the winter. Back outside in five months all being well.
Finally bought the new Taylor Swift album after all the froth died down. Actually like it a lot. Not her best, but I'm playing it over and over.
November 16, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Finally bought the new Taylor Swift album after all the froth died down. Actually like it a lot. Not her best, but I'm playing it over and over.
Tired running face. Another check on the new bridge, still there and still pleasing. Song of the run: 2000s banger Some kinda rush by Booty Luv (god what a name.)
November 16, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Tired running face. Another check on the new bridge, still there and still pleasing. Song of the run: 2000s banger Some kinda rush by Booty Luv (god what a name.)
Morning. Valet was quite excited by the new mug, which he's decided is mint green. Which justified today's song choice of Mint Car by The Cure.
November 16, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Morning. Valet was quite excited by the new mug, which he's decided is mint green. Which justified today's song choice of Mint Car by The Cure.
Right. I don't need any more mugs clearly but this is an actual new Cornishware colour which I spotted on Vinted. And yes it's a Boden (purveyor of chinos to Tories) collab, but I didn't give them any money.
Boden green? Not to be confused with Willow or Adder Green.
Boden green? Not to be confused with Willow or Adder Green.
November 15, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Right. I don't need any more mugs clearly but this is an actual new Cornishware colour which I spotted on Vinted. And yes it's a Boden (purveyor of chinos to Tories) collab, but I didn't give them any money.
Boden green? Not to be confused with Willow or Adder Green.
Boden green? Not to be confused with Willow or Adder Green.
Managed 9 miles today, longest run in over a year? And stayed fairly dry. And bonus stop for pastries at the Good Weigh on the way home: bagged the last Copenhagen. Win win win.
November 15, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Managed 9 miles today, longest run in over a year? And stayed fairly dry. And bonus stop for pastries at the Good Weigh on the way home: bagged the last Copenhagen. Win win win.
Morning. Same willow green mug as yesterday, but came today with 'Its not easy being green' by Kermit the Frog. Rain seems to have stopped finally.
November 15, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Morning. Same willow green mug as yesterday, but came today with 'Its not easy being green' by Kermit the Frog. Rain seems to have stopped finally.
Toad in the hole with @andyukb.bsky.social 's batter recipe working like magic again. The swine.
November 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Toad in the hole with @andyukb.bsky.social 's batter recipe working like magic again. The swine.
Jilly Cooper's list of celebs at a 1993 record launch is a time capsule. Simon le Bon! Cilla! Simon Bates!
November 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Jilly Cooper's list of celebs at a 1993 record launch is a time capsule. Simon le Bon! Cilla! Simon Bates!
I have an irrational hatred of tinsel. It's like a string of glittery turds on a tree. I loathe it.
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I have an irrational hatred of tinsel. It's like a string of glittery turds on a tree. I loathe it.
I'm going out now. I may be some time.
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I'm going out now. I may be some time.
Finished Girlbands Forever (on iPlayer). What a fantastic programme. Though can't believe they managed to avoid mentioning Girls Aloud at all.
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Finished Girlbands Forever (on iPlayer). What a fantastic programme. Though can't believe they managed to avoid mentioning Girls Aloud at all.
Looks like I'll be spending the day with Jilly Cooper. It's excellent: when the hero isn't having unlikely sex with Billionaires' wives, he's moodily checking Ceefax for racing news.
November 14, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Looks like I'll be spending the day with Jilly Cooper. It's excellent: when the hero isn't having unlikely sex with Billionaires' wives, he's moodily checking Ceefax for racing news.
Morning. Today's willow green came with Petula Clark singing , 'The other man's grass is always greener.' Listening to the rain hammering down and you know what, I don't think I will run today.
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Morning. Today's willow green came with Petula Clark singing , 'The other man's grass is always greener.' Listening to the rain hammering down and you know what, I don't think I will run today.