Curtis
@sadbeast.bsky.social
Designer, corgi dad, gamer and dreamer 🏳️🌈
Fully intended to go to the gym this morning but slept through my alarm instead 🫠
Morning cuties x
Morning cuties x
January 6, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Fully intended to go to the gym this morning but slept through my alarm instead 🫠
Morning cuties x
Morning cuties x
Starting 2026 with chest workout feels right
January 3, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Starting 2026 with chest workout feels right
He’s living the life I wish I had
January 2, 2026 at 2:07 PM
He’s living the life I wish I had
On Matthew’s Instagram and 41 mutuals already follow him 🤭 #TheTraitors
January 1, 2026 at 10:14 PM
On Matthew’s Instagram and 41 mutuals already follow him 🤭 #TheTraitors
Starting the year as I mean to go on. Shirtless and in need of a nap.
Happy New Year you handsome lot! 😘
Happy New Year you handsome lot! 😘
January 1, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Starting the year as I mean to go on. Shirtless and in need of a nap.
Happy New Year you handsome lot! 😘
Happy New Year you handsome lot! 😘
First match of the year and got a victory royale in Fortnite so I guess I’m never playing again in 2026 😎
January 1, 2026 at 12:00 PM
First match of the year and got a victory royale in Fortnite so I guess I’m never playing again in 2026 😎
Lovely time at The Devil Wears Prada but forgot to take any selfies 😔
December 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Lovely time at The Devil Wears Prada but forgot to take any selfies 😔
Made too much food. Ate too much food.
Merry Christmas everyone! 🐽🎅🏼🎄
Merry Christmas everyone! 🐽🎅🏼🎄
December 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Made too much food. Ate too much food.
Merry Christmas everyone! 🐽🎅🏼🎄
Merry Christmas everyone! 🐽🎅🏼🎄
Hair and beard trimmed to look cute for Santa’s visit 😌
December 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Hair and beard trimmed to look cute for Santa’s visit 😌
Restocking the drinks cupboard for Christmas 😌
December 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Restocking the drinks cupboard for Christmas 😌
Feel like I’m qualified to tap into this thread.
(But I don’t have any labubu sorry).
Men with hairy tiddies to the FRONT
(But I don’t have any labubu sorry).
Men with hairy tiddies to the FRONT
December 18, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Feel like I’m qualified to tap into this thread.
(But I don’t have any labubu sorry).
Men with hairy tiddies to the FRONT
(But I don’t have any labubu sorry).
Men with hairy tiddies to the FRONT
I made the difficult decision to ✨ lie on the sofa and do nothing ✨
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I made the difficult decision to ✨ lie on the sofa and do nothing ✨
Finished work for the year an hour ago 🤩 but now I don’t know what to do with myself 🥺👉👈
December 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Finished work for the year an hour ago 🤩 but now I don’t know what to do with myself 🥺👉👈
Why am I going to the gym at 6:30 in the morning? 🤡
December 16, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Why am I going to the gym at 6:30 in the morning? 🤡
Office Christmas dinner tonight so I’m probably going to eat and drink too much 🙂↕️
December 11, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Office Christmas dinner tonight so I’m probably going to eat and drink too much 🙂↕️
This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever bought. And I absolutely love it.
December 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever bought. And I absolutely love it.
Guess who got caught in the rain twice today 💦
December 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Guess who got caught in the rain twice today 💦
How many more gym sessions do I need before I can pull off a cute gay neckerchief?
November 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
How many more gym sessions do I need before I can pull off a cute gay neckerchief?
Started my four day weekend with a morning at the gym 🙂↕️
November 28, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Started my four day weekend with a morning at the gym 🙂↕️
Went for afternoon tea and learnt there is no such thing as eating too many scones 🐷🐷🐷
November 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Went for afternoon tea and learnt there is no such thing as eating too many scones 🐷🐷🐷
Proud of myself for going to the gym even though it was REALLY COLD and I was REALLY TIRED 😌
November 18, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Proud of myself for going to the gym even though it was REALLY COLD and I was REALLY TIRED 😌
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong x
1. Corgis
2. Food
3. Too many chesty selfies
1. Corgis
2. Food
3. Too many chesty selfies
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong x
1. Corgis
2. Food
3. Too many chesty selfies
1. Corgis
2. Food
3. Too many chesty selfies
Got to the office and realised I’d forgotten my laptop. How’s your Monday going? 🤪
November 17, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Got to the office and realised I’d forgotten my laptop. How’s your Monday going? 🤪
I felt I had no choice but to oblige 🙂↕️
November 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I felt I had no choice but to oblige 🙂↕️