@oldmancrescenzi.bsky.social
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The IT manager at my new job is absolutely hulked out to the max. Muscles on top of muscles.
It makes me feel very secure because I know that if all else fails, he can always Punch the Computer.
It makes me feel very secure because I know that if all else fails, he can always Punch the Computer.
November 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The IT manager at my new job is absolutely hulked out to the max. Muscles on top of muscles.
It makes me feel very secure because I know that if all else fails, he can always Punch the Computer.
It makes me feel very secure because I know that if all else fails, he can always Punch the Computer.
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Tomatoes are a rich source of lycopene (werewolf dick)
July 8, 2023 at 2:08 AM
Tomatoes are a rich source of lycopene (werewolf dick)
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Is horsepower like body iq for horses. if you are a horse and you have 1.5 horsepower can you join horse body Mensa. Asking for a big horse
October 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Is horsepower like body iq for horses. if you are a horse and you have 1.5 horsepower can you join horse body Mensa. Asking for a big horse
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Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief
September 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 38% full.
September 9, 2025 at 1:24 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 38% full.
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standing with glinner? no. i'm SITTING for DINNER. with my wife, who has not left me,
September 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
standing with glinner? no. i'm SITTING for DINNER. with my wife, who has not left me,
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we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
August 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
Bluesky silenced trans voices over J.K. Rowling, here’s why
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
bit.ly
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
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maid cafe where they install linux on your laptop for you
August 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
maid cafe where they install linux on your laptop for you
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Keir Starmer is racist, transphobic. Islamophobic and ableist. It’s okay to say it. He is the Prime Minister for bigots. No one else matters.
June 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Keir Starmer is racist, transphobic. Islamophobic and ableist. It’s okay to say it. He is the Prime Minister for bigots. No one else matters.
the anger I have towards labour only grows and I know they will get so much worse
August 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
the anger I have towards labour only grows and I know they will get so much worse
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this was always the endgame, the complete erasure of trans people from public life and - if these people get their way - from existence entirely
it is a genocidal campaign and it has no place in a moral society
fuck your "just asking questions" about sports
it is a genocidal campaign and it has no place in a moral society
fuck your "just asking questions" about sports
🚨 BREAKING | Labour is set to impose a sweeping ban on trans people using any "single-sex space".
In EHRC guidance that Labour is set to approve, trans people will be barred from accessing toilets, gyms and changing rooms that match their gender.
(Source: @TheTimes)
In EHRC guidance that Labour is set to approve, trans people will be barred from accessing toilets, gyms and changing rooms that match their gender.
(Source: @TheTimes)
August 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
this was always the endgame, the complete erasure of trans people from public life and - if these people get their way - from existence entirely
it is a genocidal campaign and it has no place in a moral society
fuck your "just asking questions" about sports
it is a genocidal campaign and it has no place in a moral society
fuck your "just asking questions" about sports
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Douglas Adams
decades of cyberpunk fiction, and I don't believe a single writer fully predicted how embarrassingly stupid so much of AI was going to be
May 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Douglas Adams
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Somehow, the future is both going to be a dystopian techno sci-fi hellscape AND we're gonna have coal and measles and robber barons and a permanent underclass.
Philip K. Dickens
Philip K. Dickens
April 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Somehow, the future is both going to be a dystopian techno sci-fi hellscape AND we're gonna have coal and measles and robber barons and a permanent underclass.
Philip K. Dickens
Philip K. Dickens
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That article about games and addiction radicalised me. I think we should be actively against balatro and other indie games that deliberately induce flow state as counter-revolutionary. And I'm only half joking lmao
April 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
That article about games and addiction radicalised me. I think we should be actively against balatro and other indie games that deliberately induce flow state as counter-revolutionary. And I'm only half joking lmao
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roko's basilisk is stupid because i already get tortured by the computer every day of my life and it's fine. i got used to it.
well, i finally cracked and looked up wtf roko’s basilisk is and somehow, unbelievably, a lot of very wealthy men are about a thousand times more pathetic than i previously assessed.
March 18, 2025 at 10:00 AM
roko's basilisk is stupid because i already get tortured by the computer every day of my life and it's fine. i got used to it.
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happy birthday gromit, you are an inspiration to nonverbal dogboys the world over! 🎁🐶
February 12, 2025 at 12:21 PM
happy birthday gromit, you are an inspiration to nonverbal dogboys the world over! 🎁🐶
Partner found the scrap book i made on a long weekend in Lisbon. I should not be given access to scissors and glue
February 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Partner found the scrap book i made on a long weekend in Lisbon. I should not be given access to scissors and glue
Bought some new climbing shoes amd have been entertaining myself by walking around the house on tiptoes like a satyr, every day is leg day if you are half goat
January 27, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Bought some new climbing shoes amd have been entertaining myself by walking around the house on tiptoes like a satyr, every day is leg day if you are half goat
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all art is made from spite or horniness, and a computer cannot be spiteful or horny, so a computer should never make art
January 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
all art is made from spite or horniness, and a computer cannot be spiteful or horny, so a computer should never make art
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A rugged flame red-haired man with a beard and hairy chest and check shirt just sold me a Christmas tree, do you think he could help me forget my corporate life and discover the true meaning of Christmas? 🎄
December 11, 2024 at 2:02 PM
A rugged flame red-haired man with a beard and hairy chest and check shirt just sold me a Christmas tree, do you think he could help me forget my corporate life and discover the true meaning of Christmas? 🎄
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Steph is my friend and told me about his experience of this a few months ago and I was horrified. We deserve so much better than PinkNews.
Support other queer media instead - honestly literally anyone else at this point.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Support other queer media instead - honestly literally anyone else at this point.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
PinkNews bosses accused of sexual misconduct
Ex-staff members say they saw one of the couple who runs the site kissing and touching a drunk colleague.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 10, 2024 at 8:44 AM
Steph is my friend and told me about his experience of this a few months ago and I was horrified. We deserve so much better than PinkNews.
Support other queer media instead - honestly literally anyone else at this point.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Support other queer media instead - honestly literally anyone else at this point.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...