Jon Blyth
@disappointment.bsky.social
But you can call me Log. I run a lovely inclusive pub in Nottingham and do an absolutely gorgeous podcast called Regular Features with my friends. Wrote about video games for a bit. G with the LBTQ+
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Jon Blyth
@disappointment.bsky.social
· Oct 19
A hetero virus has made everyone straight, forcing us all to go on a voyage of self discovery to find the core of our queer identity. I am restored when I see a topless guy wearing two seatbelts
Check out his “Monty’s Magic Stars”
January 4, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Check out his “Monty’s Magic Stars”
Nottingham has its own progress pride flag, and it looks like Robin Hood has kicked out the intersex circle and starting shooting arrows at it
January 4, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Nottingham has its own progress pride flag, and it looks like Robin Hood has kicked out the intersex circle and starting shooting arrows at it
Got this on during dinner and it’s distractingly evocative and nostalgic and I don’t know what it’s making me nostalgic for. What with this and that horrible rocking horse I’m feeling fully haunted by an unfingerable “then”. LISTEN TO IT
youtu.be/E2PS-zyugTE?...
youtu.be/E2PS-zyugTE?...
Roger Webb Always
YouTube video by Pieceful Production
youtu.be
January 2, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Got this on during dinner and it’s distractingly evocative and nostalgic and I don’t know what it’s making me nostalgic for. What with this and that horrible rocking horse I’m feeling fully haunted by an unfingerable “then”. LISTEN TO IT
youtu.be/E2PS-zyugTE?...
youtu.be/E2PS-zyugTE?...
CHLOE
STOP VOID-PLUMMETING AND EAT YOUR MINCE
STOP VOID-PLUMMETING AND EAT YOUR MINCE
January 2, 2026 at 6:17 PM
CHLOE
STOP VOID-PLUMMETING AND EAT YOUR MINCE
STOP VOID-PLUMMETING AND EAT YOUR MINCE
I saw a box of Rustlers burgers at the back of the garage fridge yesterday. Really discreet. Then I noticed their slogan, “better than you think”, and the sheer meekness of the situation really made me root for that damn burger
Just had a Rustlers burger for breakfast. Hello 2026.
January 1, 2026 at 12:54 PM
I saw a box of Rustlers burgers at the back of the garage fridge yesterday. Really discreet. Then I noticed their slogan, “better than you think”, and the sheer meekness of the situation really made me root for that damn burger
I just asked for milk by saying “milk me”, and that’s going to be my personality now. I’m going to be the guy that asks for milk like that
January 1, 2026 at 8:35 AM
I just asked for milk by saying “milk me”, and that’s going to be my personality now. I’m going to be the guy that asks for milk like that
I’m still coughing. So much for “2026”
January 1, 2026 at 8:22 AM
I’m still coughing. So much for “2026”
A queue of crows on a branch, playing Cawbobs, a game where you have to land your bob on the previous crow’s bob for a raucous caw of approval.
HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOURSELF COS THIS HAS PROBABLY COMPROMISED MY CERAMIC TXR VENEER
HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOURSELF COS THIS HAS PROBABLY COMPROMISED MY CERAMIC TXR VENEER
December 31, 2025 at 9:37 AM
A queue of crows on a branch, playing Cawbobs, a game where you have to land your bob on the previous crow’s bob for a raucous caw of approval.
HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOURSELF COS THIS HAS PROBABLY COMPROMISED MY CERAMIC TXR VENEER
HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOURSELF COS THIS HAS PROBABLY COMPROMISED MY CERAMIC TXR VENEER
Started watching old BBC kids show The Children of Green Knowe, thinking I’d never seen it. But I half remember every scene so semi-vividly, it’s making my brain itch. This is the show that made me hate rocking horses
December 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Started watching old BBC kids show The Children of Green Knowe, thinking I’d never seen it. But I half remember every scene so semi-vividly, it’s making my brain itch. This is the show that made me hate rocking horses
Michelin star presentation on this bowl of wet cack
December 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Michelin star presentation on this bowl of wet cack
Reposted by Jon Blyth
I’m at a pub that’s doing carols. It’s quiet enough that every time I sing “virgins womb” or shit like that, it’s obvious to me that my voice is laughing, and that perception makes me snort and giggle. I think I’m gonna start a fight
December 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I’m at a pub that’s doing carols. It’s quiet enough that every time I sing “virgins womb” or shit like that, it’s obvious to me that my voice is laughing, and that perception makes me snort and giggle. I think I’m gonna start a fight
They’re called whoopee pies because when the hungry workman took a bite out of one he would always say “who pee in my pie”
December 18, 2025 at 11:33 AM
They’re called whoopee pies because when the hungry workman took a bite out of one he would always say “who pee in my pie”
Thanks, I just had it stuffed
December 18, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Thanks, I just had it stuffed
SYLVIE VARTAN "L'amour c'est comme une cigarette" 1981
YouTube video by kanalanis
youtu.be
December 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Reposted by Jon Blyth
Hello, I'm Sonny Ross: Illustrator of such bangers as below.
I am available for commercial work but mostly leaning on print sales while I prepare for parental leave. So by all means share this and buy 5 of everything. Thank you, love u etc
www.sonnyross.com/shop
#portfolioday #illustration #art
I am available for commercial work but mostly leaning on print sales while I prepare for parental leave. So by all means share this and buy 5 of everything. Thank you, love u etc
www.sonnyross.com/shop
#portfolioday #illustration #art
October 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Hello, I'm Sonny Ross: Illustrator of such bangers as below.
I am available for commercial work but mostly leaning on print sales while I prepare for parental leave. So by all means share this and buy 5 of everything. Thank you, love u etc
www.sonnyross.com/shop
#portfolioday #illustration #art
I am available for commercial work but mostly leaning on print sales while I prepare for parental leave. So by all means share this and buy 5 of everything. Thank you, love u etc
www.sonnyross.com/shop
#portfolioday #illustration #art
Reposted by Jon Blyth
The Spectator is run by fascists. I was obsessed with Kylie Minogue and the fitness machines section of the Argos catalogue.
December 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The Spectator is run by fascists. I was obsessed with Kylie Minogue and the fitness machines section of the Argos catalogue.
Replying to the council in judderingly formal language after they refused to cancel a parking ticket. My body is vibrating with the aggrieved and impotent frequency of a man who has been dumped by a building
I sent two consecutive emails because something occurred to me. I do not remember dignity
I sent two consecutive emails because something occurred to me. I do not remember dignity
December 8, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Replying to the council in judderingly formal language after they refused to cancel a parking ticket. My body is vibrating with the aggrieved and impotent frequency of a man who has been dumped by a building
I sent two consecutive emails because something occurred to me. I do not remember dignity
I sent two consecutive emails because something occurred to me. I do not remember dignity
Watched Kelly’s Shoes video again today, and I swear Sex Robot from Whitest Kids U Know was by the pool. Was that robot a jobbing actor in the mid aughts or what. Or is this a universe
December 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Watched Kelly’s Shoes video again today, and I swear Sex Robot from Whitest Kids U Know was by the pool. Was that robot a jobbing actor in the mid aughts or what. Or is this a universe
Still thinking about the father son team on Lingo. They did crosswords together. The kid said his favourite word was defenestrate. Such a good choice. I would have said something try-hard like antidisestablishmentarianism at that age. He just exuded effortless cool
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Still thinking about the father son team on Lingo. They did crosswords together. The kid said his favourite word was defenestrate. Such a good choice. I would have said something try-hard like antidisestablishmentarianism at that age. He just exuded effortless cool
Watched Lion Witch Wardrobe this week, cos it’s Christmas. What a load of bollocks. Wanted to punch that dithering beaver. Quit pissing about with butter, so help me god. Aslan fuckin’ rates himself an all
December 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Watched Lion Witch Wardrobe this week, cos it’s Christmas. What a load of bollocks. Wanted to punch that dithering beaver. Quit pissing about with butter, so help me god. Aslan fuckin’ rates himself an all
Booker's website support desk has a 255 character limit, and after an initial wave of "how dare you disclose your form validation AFTER I click post", I realised exactly how much bullshit I write trying to be disarmingly sweet to people who just want to know what my goddamn problem is
December 2, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Booker's website support desk has a 255 character limit, and after an initial wave of "how dare you disclose your form validation AFTER I click post", I realised exactly how much bullshit I write trying to be disarmingly sweet to people who just want to know what my goddamn problem is
Vape Madness is a real condition that tries to conceal itself by limiting its victims’ ability to type it
December 1, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Vape Madness is a real condition that tries to conceal itself by limiting its victims’ ability to type it
You’re feeling jaded, and then you see a driving instructor’s car emblazoned with sombreros and the name L-PASSO. And it feels like the world telling you there’s always something amazing you haven’t seen
November 30, 2025 at 12:04 PM
You’re feeling jaded, and then you see a driving instructor’s car emblazoned with sombreros and the name L-PASSO. And it feels like the world telling you there’s always something amazing you haven’t seen
It’s looking increasingly like the only way you can ensure your work wins an award is to ask me to do a voice for it
November 26, 2025 at 7:50 AM
It’s looking increasingly like the only way you can ensure your work wins an award is to ask me to do a voice for it