Jon Blyth
@disappointment.bsky.social
But you can call me Log. I run a lovely inclusive pub in Nottingham and do an absolutely gorgeous podcast called Regular Features with my friends. Wrote about video games for a bit. G with the LBTQ+
I’d go to the doctor with that
November 16, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I’d go to the doctor with that
Lost half a day to trying to place all the pubs around mine that were open in 1889, onto an 1881 map. Gonna put it up in my toilets to make my more dedicated drunks nostalgic for a time when booze was all there was
October 31, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Lost half a day to trying to place all the pubs around mine that were open in 1889, onto an 1881 map. Gonna put it up in my toilets to make my more dedicated drunks nostalgic for a time when booze was all there was
Does anyone repair disgusting dolls who look like they’ve left the door open on purpose, so you walk in on them naked
October 26, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Does anyone repair disgusting dolls who look like they’ve left the door open on purpose, so you walk in on them naked
You know when you watch a movie with a horrible twist for a second time, and an irrational part of you thinks it might not happen this time? I get the same wild optimism whenever I walk past this pillar. God please let it just say it this time
October 21, 2025 at 9:45 AM
You know when you watch a movie with a horrible twist for a second time, and an irrational part of you thinks it might not happen this time? I get the same wild optimism whenever I walk past this pillar. God please let it just say it this time
This shopping mall attraction was hollow. You could climb inside it and reach the head, only to find out that someone else was now inside. You were trapped, at the whim of a gurgling buffoon child, newly fed by their mother into the anus of a wooden caterpillar. Of course these days its all tiktoks
October 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
This shopping mall attraction was hollow. You could climb inside it and reach the head, only to find out that someone else was now inside. You were trapped, at the whim of a gurgling buffoon child, newly fed by their mother into the anus of a wooden caterpillar. Of course these days its all tiktoks
She’s so graceful when other dogs come up asking for an autograph
October 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
She’s so graceful when other dogs come up asking for an autograph
Are they eating each others nails in Penge
September 29, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Are they eating each others nails in Penge
You know when you see something and think oh my god that looks exactly the same as the dog from The Perishers but it turns out it doesn’t really
September 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
You know when you see something and think oh my god that looks exactly the same as the dog from The Perishers but it turns out it doesn’t really
I’m all for a bit of convenience but I take pride in contaminating my own sand
September 21, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I’m all for a bit of convenience but I take pride in contaminating my own sand
Yeah apparently the Megatherium didn’t bum trees, I jumped to conclusions on that one. Update the science if you like
September 17, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Yeah apparently the Megatherium didn’t bum trees, I jumped to conclusions on that one. Update the science if you like
What evidence did they find for this scientific update? A diary saying “oh my god that elk outside my house won’t stop hooting” I reckon
September 17, 2025 at 10:50 AM
What evidence did they find for this scientific update? A diary saying “oh my god that elk outside my house won’t stop hooting” I reckon
@oldmancrescenzi.bsky.social check out this tiny asshole. Too much of a goddamn fucker to come anywhere near close enough. What a piece of work. Gonna shit in the watering can mate? Typical
September 4, 2025 at 8:25 AM
@oldmancrescenzi.bsky.social check out this tiny asshole. Too much of a goddamn fucker to come anywhere near close enough. What a piece of work. Gonna shit in the watering can mate? Typical
Woke up again with that damp
August 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Woke up again with that damp
I’m sorry if this upsets you as much as it did me, but I think everyone should know someone has painted the word TITS on a tree in Sussex
August 26, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I’m sorry if this upsets you as much as it did me, but I think everyone should know someone has painted the word TITS on a tree in Sussex
The real disappointment is there are no secret Shrines on of these damn lumps of rock
August 13, 2025 at 12:44 PM
The real disappointment is there are no secret Shrines on of these damn lumps of rock
Happy birthday from the piglets at St Fagans
August 8, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Happy birthday from the piglets at St Fagans
I spoke too soon! Our feeder isn’t just for dolt mafia pigeon families! They’re such pigshit thick messy eaters who stand in the food and walk around like they’re paddling at fucking Skegness that we’ve finally attracted a new visitor
August 6, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I spoke too soon! Our feeder isn’t just for dolt mafia pigeon families! They’re such pigshit thick messy eaters who stand in the food and walk around like they’re paddling at fucking Skegness that we’ve finally attracted a new visitor
The hope of a feeder visited by a thrilling array of beautiful birds, or anything that isn’t a vile enemy pigeon, is dimming by the day. They’ve got this locked down
August 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The hope of a feeder visited by a thrilling array of beautiful birds, or anything that isn’t a vile enemy pigeon, is dimming by the day. They’ve got this locked down
The shop was shut but guess what, I bought it online. I win again
July 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
The shop was shut but guess what, I bought it online. I win again
This thumbnail perfectly reflects how I would react to seeing both people. Burke, joyful, optimistic, potential new friend. Dreyfus, oh no, fuck that, eat shit
July 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
This thumbnail perfectly reflects how I would react to seeing both people. Burke, joyful, optimistic, potential new friend. Dreyfus, oh no, fuck that, eat shit
Our first non pigeon! We’ve had a rash of goldfinches in the area recently. Could always catch their song with the Merlin app, but they’re suddenly very visible. Naturally I suspect a goldfinch emboldening pheromone that will eventually make one fly into my eyeball. Anyway this is a great tit
July 24, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Our first non pigeon! We’ve had a rash of goldfinches in the area recently. Could always catch their song with the Merlin app, but they’re suddenly very visible. Naturally I suspect a goldfinch emboldening pheromone that will eventually make one fly into my eyeball. Anyway this is a great tit
Walked in on my mum’s dog not knowing whether or not she’s allowed on the new sofa
July 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Walked in on my mum’s dog not knowing whether or not she’s allowed on the new sofa
Especially the data server that mindlessly invented this bullshit when I searched for “spike Milligan one square crossword”. That computer in particular can chew my gooch
July 14, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Especially the data server that mindlessly invented this bullshit when I searched for “spike Milligan one square crossword”. That computer in particular can chew my gooch
Oh my god there’s so much food in there, don’t you have queueing in trees or whatever
June 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Oh my god there’s so much food in there, don’t you have queueing in trees or whatever
Don’t look at me like that. There’s no such thing as a free lunch, you signed your privacy rights away with that first mealworm
June 25, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Don’t look at me like that. There’s no such thing as a free lunch, you signed your privacy rights away with that first mealworm